Fun Facts

[Isolde]

Ok everyone I got this sent to me from a friend I RP with at another site. I hope everyone enjoys it!


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fun facts-source of comments unknown

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like
it)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet. (Oh my God...!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try
this at home .. maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the
bottom of the pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my
next life ... quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to
know)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be
a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to
figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like
that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew...? Who cares.! )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about the pig.?)

 

[Friendly Dragon]

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

eek, I hope that's not true!

 

[Countess DeWinter]

I think it's a nasty conspiracy darling to get us to switch...as if we would!

 

[Friendly Dragon]

I think you're right. How many of them do you think we'd need to...take care of ... *cracking knuckles* ... before we got the average back down?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

I love it when you get rough *kiss*

let's just forget about all those righties and go do something naughty

 

[Friendly Dragon]

Good plan! Us lefties need to stick together, and the best way to do that is to get all sticky!

 

[Friendly Dragon]

Isolde

Sorry to hijacked your thread btw, other that the left handed thing the rest were fun

 

[Isolde]

*LOL* No worries! If I didnt want people to post here I wouldnt have put it up. And, btw, I like lefties...so dont kill this right handed messanger! *grins*

 

[Todd]

Isolde can I be a pig with you, or maybe we show cross breed and be half pigs for the long orgasm and half lions for the 50 fucks a day. Damn I just thought about that thought and that would mean you would be in a constant 24 hour orgasm

 

[Isolde]

*very big grin* Yeah and we probably wouldnt survive more than one day of that but...what a way to go!

 

[Todd]

*very big grin* Yeah and we probably wouldnt survive more than one day of that but...what a way to go!

shall we begin anyways, as you said what a way to go

 

[Ezzy]

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew...? Who cares.! )

So polar Bears die sooner than they would do, if only we could find a way to teach them to use both paws.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about the pig.?)


And what about the Benobo chimps (sp) who also use sex for the pleasure of it?




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