Discreet61NEOH
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Sometimes just a good way to say HI and make your fellow Literotica reader smile is a good old fashioned dirty joke ( well this IS a reading area first and foremost ).
I will attempt to get the ball rolling. This is a bit of an 'older' joke but it was brought back to me by a person I saw the other day.
At a bus stop there was an old man and a punk rocker type guy waiting for the bus. The punk rocker's hair was spiked in multiple directions and each tip was a different color.
The old man just sits there staring at the punk rocker. Finally the punk rocker says: ' What are you staring at old man ? Haven't you ever done anything crazy when you were young ' ?
To which the old man replies: ' Well as a matter of fact I did. When I was young I once fucked a parrot and I have been sitting here wondering if you might be my son ' !
Have a great day !
I will attempt to get the ball rolling. This is a bit of an 'older' joke but it was brought back to me by a person I saw the other day.
At a bus stop there was an old man and a punk rocker type guy waiting for the bus. The punk rocker's hair was spiked in multiple directions and each tip was a different color.
The old man just sits there staring at the punk rocker. Finally the punk rocker says: ' What are you staring at old man ? Haven't you ever done anything crazy when you were young ' ?
To which the old man replies: ' Well as a matter of fact I did. When I was young I once fucked a parrot and I have been sitting here wondering if you might be my son ' !
Have a great day !
