Fulfill my needs and we might have time for yours.

[phoenix_2000]

Experienced male dominant seeks a submissive of any experience level for erotic chat/e-mail. Duties mostly include blowjob fantasies, and if I'm bored I might ask if there was something that you want to do... but mostly I'll just jerk off while you cyber-suck me in interesting locals. Oh yeah... no dudes... that's just weird. Am I sexy or what?
P.S. I might even let you do all of the chatting, I have trouble jerking and typing at the same time. Now don't all of you ladies go e-mailing and pm-ing me at once, I've got a life you know.
DISCLAIMER; IF ANY WOMEN HERE ARE TURNED OFF BY COMPLETE AND TOTAL NARCISSM, PLEASE HAVE CYBERSEX WITH THE WRITER OF THIS AD TO CURE HIM OF HIS AILMENTS. TOGETHER, WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD... AND HOPEFULLY WE CAN MAKE ME CUM AT THE SAME TIME.

 

[phoenix_2000]

DON'T WORRY LADIES MY SERVICES ARE STILL AVAILABLE Don't worry about not being good enough to please me, babe. I'm gonna be lowering my standards for anyone. The day you find someone in my league is the day that a woman actually replies to this ad. Drop me a line, babe! That's right, you're staring at the gateway to heaven, my E-mail address.

 

[LadyTemptress]

You need a spanking and not in a good way.

 

[Jaded1]

You need a spanking and not in a good way.

Yes, LadyTemptress I certainly agree... Some peoples children...

 

[mslv4Her]

You need a spanking and not in a good way.

i suspect You're very correct, Lady Temptress. However, i doubt he'll hold still for it. me, on the other hand, would gladly substitute for him if You are administering!