Fucking-machine owner seeks... owner

Helen_k

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Ok so the title was just a bit of fun, I am not sure I want an owner exactly, but I do like dominant men.


I am a professional woman in my 30s. Recently single from a long term relationship and enjoying the freedom to do whatever the hell I want!

I have built a great toy collection over the last few months but finally splashed out on that one big investment.

I am looking for someone who wants to chat about toys, specifically my toys. And if they feel like it, give me some tips or instructions on how to use them.

I have yahoo and would love to chat to anyone who thinks they can make me feel horny.
 
Oh wooed:)

...I've just discovered toys too ....I'm sure I could help in their use...pm me :)
 
I just brought my wife a fucking machine for her birthday. We have had a lot of fun with it a couple of times so far.
 
I am looking for someone who wants to chat about toys, specifically my toys. And if they feel like it, give me some tips or instructions on how to use them.

I have yahoo and would love to chat to anyone who thinks they can make me feel horny.


Well, I don't care that much about your horniness, but hey, from a professional point of view I'm very interested - writing a smartphone app for a fucking machine to allow remote control of it seems like a nice off-hours challenge for me.
 
I once knew a man from Racine
Who invented a fucking machine
Concave or Convex
It could serve either sex
But oh what a bastard to clean

I took a little break from lit. I am glad I came back or I wouldn't have seen this! Very funny! :)
 
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