Fucking Hell

[Just-Legal]

What is WRONG with me?

I'm horny as fuck but I don't want my SO... Right now I just want random sex with a random stranger. I adore and love my SO with all my heart but... FUUUUCCCKKKK!

 

[SensualCealy]

Do you go both ways?
SC

 

[vargas111]

If you really are female, you shold not have any problem. Try a sports bar.

I've noticed that art museums are a good place to find a diproportionate number od femles, but I'm not sure if they are there trolling for sex. <sigh>

 

[Guest]

 

[Just-Legal]

Do you go both ways?
SC

Yes.

I think thats it. Dammit, surround me with beautiful females as I have been this weekend and I get all...

*goes for cold shower*

 

[R. Richard]

What is WRONG with me?

I'm horny as fuck but I don't want my SO... Right now I just want random sex with a random stranger. I adore and love my SO with all my heart but... FUUUUCCCKKKK!

Helen:
If it is true that your last name is Bed, IMNTHO you should definitely state this!

R. Richard

 

[Just-Legal]

K... that was random.

I'm not stating my last name on here, but its not bed, and funnily enough it rhymes with fuck.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Pleasure to meet you, Helen Sucks!

(No charge for the shameless plug.)









(This time.)

 

[Just-Legal]

Thanks, Helene, that made me grin

 

[oggbashan]

Take your glasses off, or use a blindfold, and pretend your SO is someone else.

It might help if you ask your SO to act like someone else.

Now, can I remember who my wife is supposed to be tonight? I think I'm supposed to be Peter O'Toole as he was twenty years ago.

Og

 

[Just-Legal]

Dont have glasses, or contacts, damn 20.20 vision...

Eeheh, "James, honey, can you pretend to be Alan Rickman for me..."

 

[Guest]

What is WRONG with me?

I'm horny as fuck but I don't want my SO... Right now I just want random sex with a random stranger. I adore and love my SO with all my heart but... FUUUUCCCKKKK!

Hell, girl! I know that feeling well!

I didn't actually type that out, did I?

Lou

 

[BlackSnake]

I bet you're glad you're not a guy. The feeling hits more than not when out and about (ut-and-aboot).

 

[stray_girl]

I bet you're glad you're not a guy. The feeling hits more than not when out and about (ut-and-aboot).

Well I'm glad I'm not a guy (no offense), but that feeling hits often enough.

 

[Teenage Venus]

What is WRONG with me?

You sound perfectly normal to me, but honest with it - and a bit frustrated. You busy tonight?

 

[Just-Legal]

No, but the SO is being a bastard and wants the computer and the sister is slamming doors with the best of them.

WHY did I agree to this DUMBASS living arrangement>

 

[Honey123]

I feel for you...happens to me alot...

A word, a look, a touch...and damn, I am squishy.

 

[Beco]

I feel for you...happens to me alot...

A word, a look, a touch...and damn, I am squishy.

awwwww my poor Honey!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

honey, can you pretend to be Alan Rickman for me..."

I know THAT feeling..!

 

[Just-Legal]

Yeah but Svenska, yours is more likely to AGREE!