Fucking Hell

[Guest]

I just realised my Microsoft spell checker is so ancient and crap that it has changed the word "surely" into "surly".

It never recognise the word.

Fuck you, Bill Gates, surely.

 

[Guest]

 

[SummerMorning]

Spell checker:

Billgates

Do you mean:

Watergate?

 

[smartnsassy]

I have nothing to add to this.

 

[herecomestherain]

"Fucking Hell" is one of my most favourite expletive exclamations. It perfectly sums up disbelief and frustration. Good for when you stub your toe too.

 

[Guest]

I prefer the shorter variation, "Fuck!" It is suitable for a number of different circumstances, from stubbing a toe to screaming out during climax. Yep, it often works for me.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Loulou, I prefer the drawn out version, "Fuuuuuuuucccckkkk!"

Sometimes I just go, "Fuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh..."

Perdita

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I'm using one from the early 18th century: "Hell and Death!"

---dr.M.

 

[Guest]

Mab., you reminded me. I love the Elizabethan "God's Blood!" Oft' abbreviated to 'sblood!.

Perdita

 

[oggbashan]

I prefer something more possible as Henry VIII

'Off with his/her head!'

or 'Stap my vitals!'

Og

 

[oggbashan]

God's wounds abbreviated to 'zounds!'

Og

 

[raphy]

....screaming out during climax.

Now that's something I'd like to hear....

 

[Guest]

Now that's something I'd like to hear....

Trite.

 

[Marsipanne]

Something that really ruins the sexiness of a historical romance novel is somebody saying 'God's toenails!' or 'God's nightshirt!' Not during orgasm, but just generally. It just cracks me up all the time.

 

[raphy]

Trite.

So..?

 

[Guest]

So..?

Yep, can't say I'm complaining, hon.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Something that really ruins the sexiness of a historical romance novel is somebody saying 'God's toenails!' or 'God's nightshirt!' Not during orgasm, but just generally. It just cracks me up all the time.

What the hell have you been reading????

 

[MathGirl]

"God's hooks"..... "G'hooks".... "Gadzooks" .... "Oh, shit"
MG

 

[Marsipanne]

What the hell have you been reading????

Connie Mason. Set in 1067, so the lingo we use will be a liddle different

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Loulou, I prefer the drawn out version, "Fuuuuuuuucccckkkk!"

That's how Hubby pronounces it.

 

[pussy chaser]

"Fucking Hell" is one of my most favourite expletive exclamations. It perfectly sums up disbelief and frustration. Good for when you stub your toe too.

I hope they do "fuck in hell" cos I can't play a harp!!

 

[Guest]

Loulou, I prefer the drawn out version, "Fuuuuuuuucccckkkk!"

Sometimes I just go, "Fuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh..."

Perdita

We have to watch the curse words around our children, of course. (They're going to have to learn their cuss words from the usual places - friends, school, movies!)

My favorite saying of late (I think I got it from a movie) is "Good Christ." It is satisfying to say and as irreverent as hell which somehow makes me feel better.

I also say "Fuck me!" in absolute disgust, especially when it involves toe-stubbing or immense stupidity from myself or others.



(It doesn't help to have hubby offer his services at that time, which usually ticks me off even more - )

 

[mr_burns01]

There was a movie where the edited the swearing from "Mother Fucker" to Melon Farmer ! Doesnt come off the toungue as smoothly though

 

[purple_angel]

but Melon Farmer has so many other connotations!!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Should have seen my spellchecker on the diss. Six or eight versions of Cuchulain/Cuchullin/Kukoolin/whatever. You're not a real Gaelic scholar until you've invented your own spelling. The spellchecker had a major spasm and eventually suggested that I might be trying to spell "Hawaii."

Just Cu, me, a gleaming white strand, and a few coconuts full of rum and pinapple juice ...