fucking funny fanmail

ladyadonia30

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fucking hilarious
On July 20, 2006 daniel001.ww.com from swiss wrote:
Hi !!! you are very pretty and your face is very nice !!! you speak french ??

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On July 20, 2006 daniel001.ww.com from swiss wrote:
Oh yes !!! show me more your breast and your nipples please..

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On July 20, 2006 picacho from spain wrote:
MMmmmmmm, hi!!!!! :)

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On July 20, 2006 picacho from sp wrote:
I liked to see your nake chest, your nipple in the mouth, your crafty face, your sensuality and the eroticism in your person

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On July 20, 2006 picacho from sp wrote:
While I was looking at you, my wife was in another room, with a hand I was holding the mouse to silence your window, I was sinking other one in the trousers, taking my hard mast, waving it, but fúe brief, of credit lasted only one more minute had ejaculated in my trousers

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On July 20, 2006 picacho from sp wrote:
Today I hope anxious that it repeats itself, of being able to take my hard turnip between the hands and in homeaje to you to exploit in white milk along my thorax, my chest

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On July 20, 2006 picacho from sp wrote:
Today I ask you to return to turn into the woman of the desire, of the alive lust, that the men that we are before we you raise weapon of meat, that we slide our eyes into caresses as if they were our hands along your skin, which sorbamos the sex the pintelligent
 
Wow. The whole thing is almost as good as highlander's screw ups.

A french man in spain speaking broken english with a japanese kids character name.

Pikacho is more likely pikachu (Peek at you) than it is some horrible version of Picasso.

Still it's always nice to be admired. Even by those who simply can't qite express themselves.
 
I suppose. But part way where?

Ugh....

I'm babbling and I just read over my own post and realised that unless someone else took linguistics or watched the first Highlander movie, Likely those jokes made no sense.

God I'm tired.

Good to meet you though. I hadn't before today.
 
well

highlander...an older series, my mother thought he was hot!!
haha...
So yeah those jokes went waaaaaaaaaay over my head!

Nice to meet you though.....
is this avatar you?
 
To explain the jokes. Highlander.

We will hire the worst French actor of his generation (lambert) and make him a Scotsman.

Then we will hire the best scottish actor of his generation (Connery....Debatable) And make him a Spanish/Egyptian from Japan.

Still a good movie.

And I take Linguistics so his broekn patterns are very recognizable to me. I hear them most of the day. And one of the biggest problems with writing english for the foreign is remembering that u comes after every q

Qite=quite. And phonetically they're the same.

Now that I've rambled: The avatar?

Yeah it is. It's maybe three months old though. And I've added about 15 pounds since then. Much of it to my chest, and the rest to my calves I think. I'm trying to hit 180 by My birthday in September. I'm tired of being really skinny, It gets me no attention.
 
ladyadonia30 said:
wanting to be stacked and hot???

plan on stripping??hehee :kiss:

Thanks. I'd like to be considered hot by someone as good looking as yourself, (And I don't really like blondes at all) but:

Not really. Just trying to get a good size. Got really tired of being overlooked all the time, and developed a inferiority or small man complex. Figured I'd put on some weight and even if it doesn't help attracting a woman I'm interested in, (And sad to say, It likely won't). I'll put most of those neuroses to bed.

But I'm funny that way.
 
ladyadonia30 said:
a horny french obsessive
that speaks broken english

it is funny
well its somehting to make you smile when you get up :p

though if you really want you can hire me to be a horny English obsessive that speaks english goodly :p
 
hmmm

u need to have a little more esteem than that luv!

Funny, I am not much for blonde men....interesting eh??

We all have issues with ourselves to some degree

boobs too big
not big enough
too fat
not fat enough
dick small
too big???
...hate my hair
wish i had this..that...

We are our own worst critics
 
lol

RocknRoll said:
well its somehting to make you smile when you get up :p

though if you really want you can hire me to be a horny English obsessive that speaks english goodly :p


goodly? okay..then fine
be my english admirer...and I'll be ur american one :heart:
 
ladyadonia30 said:
goodly? okay..then fine
be my english admirer...and I'll be ur american one :heart:
Sounds good to me :)

now where can we admirer each other? :p

(and just a warning... expect loads of dark sarcastic and ironic jokes as well as bad play on words.... ontop of lots of flirting ;) )
 
I'd suggest

The cybersex cafe but that is far too advanced for first impressions!

Hmmmmmmmm....perhaps you can tell me about you....besides the fact you are English, and may use the term dog and bone in reference to the phone...and a fag is a cig...hehe....

now where can we admirer each other? :p

(and just a warning... expect loads of dark sarcastic and ironic jokes as well as bad play on words.... ontop of lots of flirting ;) )[/QUOTE]
 
ladyadonia30 said:
u need to have a little more esteem than that luv!

Funny, I am not much for blonde men....interesting eh??

We all have issues with ourselves to some degree

boobs too big
not big enough
too fat
not fat enough
dick small
too big???
...hate my hair
wish i had this..that...

We are our own worst critics

YeahI suppose. I don't know why either I just don't like blondes. God that sounds so terrible, But it really is true. Eh man invented hair dye.

as for my looks:

More funny. I have good self esteem. And confidence. I KNOW I LOOK GOOD.

This makes it all the worse really. So I'm changing it more as a way of looking at the world and going going So I'm not good enough for you like this, Ok I'll play your game and when I am what you want I'll say fuck you then. Appreciate me for what I am not what you want. I mean really at any real point that I attract someone I change to be more of what they want, That's just me, I like doing that, But for now, I'm doing what I'm doing (Working obsessively, Working out too much, and raising my intake to 4000 cals a day) because I want to. Not because I don't think I look good.

That sonds wierd. So I'll stop with the serious and make a small joke that every one can get.

RockNRoll said:
though if you really want you can hire me to be a horny English obsessive that speaks english goodly

It's Gooder. Speak english Gooder.
 
ladyadonia30 said:
The cybersex cafe but that is far too advanced for first impressions!

Hmmmmmmmm....perhaps you can tell me about you....besides the fact you are English, and may use the term dog and bone in reference to the phone...and a fag is a cig...hehe....
Im sorry to say that I dont use cocky ryhming slang (dog and bone) but I do use terms like fag for a ciggy!

Well Im a 20yr old male that lives between Plymouth (uni) and Chelmsford (home). Im studying International Relations and I'm about to enter my final year. I enjoy phyics, politics, history, philosophy and dirty talk.

erm....

what else can I say....

errrr...

feel free to ask anything! lol
 
lol

we americans like to invent our own language

I 'ain't gonna do none of that

notice the use of the double negatives and the invented word ain't..which is not proper yet acceptable?
 
deep thinker

Fag here means gay man!

Gay is also defined as being happy...
we make no sense!


I am 31
married with four daughters
I am a nursing student
and enjoy science...biology
microbiology

I love horror stories..and thrillers
Love stories make me barf

I have a dark sense of humor...

Am a portrait artist
as well as write dirty smut
 
ladyadonia30 said:
Fag here means gay man![QUOTE/]
did you know that a Faggot is actually a bundle of sticks?

I am 31
married with four daughters
I am a nursing student
and enjoy science...biology
microbiology
well at least Im not young enough enough to be one of your children! so thats a good start ;)


I love horror stories..and thrillers
Love stories make me barf
If you like Thrillers you may enjoy books by Lee Childs...

I have a dark sense of humor...
The best type ;)

Am a portrait artist
as well as write dirty smut
ooo have you taken any good pictures recently? and I do write a little smut... but I think my best work is my comady religious book :D
 
clive barker

never heard of lee childs though..

haha...no..ur not young enough to be a child of mine...
hahaha
My husband is 26
but acts like a 90 yr old

and no..did not know a faggot was a bundle of sticks
funny how words morph into something else.....take on new meanings....
now when women refer to their friend as a girlfriend, it is assumed they are lesbians!
 
Funny how I say sleep with someone, And everyone asumes it's sex. I SLEEP with lots of people.

People are warm.
 
haha

instead of sleeping with a teady bear, you grab the nearest person to snuggle with

yes true...the first guy i slept with...was when i was 7....
and no..it was not sex..we were best friends...
 
ladyadonia30 said:
never heard of lee childs though..
well I recomend that you go and seach for him!

haha...no..ur not young enough to be a child of mine...
hahaha
Which I think we can both agree means we can have fun ;):p
My husband is 26
but acts like a 90 yr old
Well nothing like young blood hey ;) after all 26 goes into 31 more times than 40 goes into 31 ;)

ladyadonia30 said:
and no..did not know a faggot was a bundle of sticks
funny how words morph into something else.....take on new meanings....
now when women refer to their friend as a girlfriend, it is assumed they are lesbians!
I know... its shameful! Ive have taken to use the extended version saying "my friend who is female" to save the annoyance...
 
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