Fucking for the firefighters

[Brandnewbuddy]

So there was a news story (ICE trespassed onto a Long Island Fire station to coordinate and then threatened a volunteer who confronted them: the fire department then showed up, filed with the court and kicked ICE out for trespassing and threatening their volunteer), where the common response was “And this is why there aren’t “fuck the firefighters” songs” Course then people joked: “unless it’s a sexy calendar or a stripper”

Which got me to thinking: what if a town showed up for/to thank their firefighters but they didn’t have much to work with save their own god given talents?

Like strippers donating to fire houses and toy drives already happen but what if you had housewives fucking to raise money for new equipment? Or local Onlyfans creators donate to shore up budget shortfalls? Or heck, what if fire department has a retention program which involves women coming by the station to provide some TLC?

 

[dirk2024]

The sleepy town of Willowsburg (population 5000) has been struggling financially for years. There was enough public safety money in the budget for the police department, but the fire department depended on volunteers and donations.

This year, funding was especially critical as the equipment had aged. Hoses, uniforms and gear all had to be replaced. Fortunately, Barbara Hoskins, the town's duly elected Mayor (and major curvy MILF) was on the job! She crafted a multi-pronged plan to address the financial shortfall. She would lead each prong, accepting nothing less than success.

Prong #1 - a car wash. Ostensibly a bikini car wash, but once the plastic sheets were installed, protecting the public from view, the bikini's became optional. As the fundraiser leader, Mayor Hoskins was the first woman to accidently "lose" her bikini. It was a fun, sudsy time for all.

Prong #2 - A calendar. Actually two calendars. The first was a saucy photo shoot with spicy outfits. The second, sold secretly from under hardware and barbershop counters about the town (and at double the cost), featured the same women. However, there was no clothing allowed in this calendar and Mayor Hoskins led the charge, displaying her womanly charms for the month of January.

Prong #3 - The local strip club wanted in on the effort to help the fire department. Rather than have their usual dancers on stage, they thought having local citizens on stage would create a bigger draw. They were right! The seats were packed with enthusiastic "donors", with all tips going to the fire department. Mayor Hoskins was surprised to learn that there was such a thing as private lap dances and a glory hole in the back. But, being the hard charging, dedicated leader she was, the Mayor dove in to those fundraising efforts as well.

Where they successful? Only time and a well crafted story will tell.

Will Mayor Hoskins be re-elected during the next election? Hell yes!