Fucking Food ?

[NASCARaddicted]

I saw a few photos on the Internet, about a guy who fucks a watermelon. And then, there was this movie, "American Pie".

So I started to think about a story where a guy fucks a melon (and get's caught by his sister).

So, does anyone have any commends about sex with food ?

Also: What do you think, besides melons ... what food could be fucked ? I thought about something like a loaf of bread. Or maybe a donut. Any other ideas ?

Also, if someone already had sex with food, tell us about it.

 

[Belilica]

Never done anything with food myself... but I did read something interesting in Cosmo about a guy who used a banana peel.

Bel

 

[hogjack]

Well, from my experience...

Fuckable Food:
- Pot roast
- Boneless pork chops
- ripened peaches
- ripened nectarines
- rotisserie chicken
- submarine sandwiches

Less Than Fuckable Food
- Twinkies [and they NEVER call back either!]
- Jell-O
- Pizza (heated)
- catfish fillets
- red bell peppers
- Portabella mushroom caps

Fuggetabout About Fucking This Food
- Ground turkey
- Pork spareribs
- Celery (in a bunch)
- chip dips
- peaches [canned]

 

[ApplesMcgee]

actually...

I've heard of people using and empty banana peel. However, a watermelon does sound interesting

PowrDragn

 

[Lust Engine]

I've heard of a friend having his girlfriend playing ring toss (with donuts) on him, but beyond that... I've only used food as a pre-cursor to the bedroom shenanigans.

 

[ApplesMcgee]

lol

Toss the ring with donuts sounds like a fun game to play when you are vacationing. Hustle downstairs of the hotel to get some donuts and haul them back to the room.

That could be some fun morning play

PowrDragn

 

[Belilica]

Re: lol

Toss the ring with donuts sounds like a fun game to play when you are vacationing. Hustle downstairs of the hotel to get some donuts and haul them back to the room.

That could be some fun morning play

PowrDragn

Any volunteers???

 

[Sabledrake]

I remember reading some proverb from a desert country (Arabian, maybe) that went something along the lines of:

For duty, a woman
For pleasure, a boy
For ecstacy, a melon

Wish I could recall the source.

Sabledrake

 

[Celtic Frost]

Do this:

Peel a bannana. Start eating it until there's like 1/10 of it remaining. Place the peel along with the remaining pulp on your cock and start masturbating. It's great, but if you don't wash up after, it gets quite sticky.

 

[Soblue]

This thread is a crack up

I've never been penetrated by food, but a little honey or whip cream is fun to play with on various body parts.

 

[peachykeen]

christ men will just stick their dicks into anything, won't they

 

[psyche]

I remember reading some proverb from a desert country (Arabian, maybe) that went something along the lines of:

For duty, a woman
For pleasure, a boy
For ecstacy, a melon

Wish I could recall the source.

Sabledrake

I hate to tell you but I can do better than a boy and a fucking melon!

 

[redrock911]

christ men will just stick their dicks into anything, won't they

lol, i thought that was common knowledge...

 

[psyche]

lol, i thought that was common knowledge...

ROFLMAO!!! Anything that will stand still for any amount of time - or anything they can hold down!!!

 

[hogjack]

Some men...

christ men will just stick their dicks into anything, won't they

Well, no we don't want to just, er, do that. Sometimes I just wanna talk but...you ever have a conversation with a loaf of multi-grain bread?

 

[ImBiMark]

I will volunteer...

Any volunteers???

Here's a twist on the donut toss... How bout I hold Donuts up to my mouth... and guys can throw their hard cocks at the donuts... and fuck them...
Anybody wanna toss?

 

[lorddragonwolf]

christ men will just stick their dicks into anything, won't they

no i do have my limits they include men animals and fruit.

a melon does sound interesting though.

 

[psyche]

no i do have my limits they include men animals and fruit.

a melon does sound interesting though.

But does it moan in ecstasy? Does it fuck you back? I think not!

 

[Lust Engine]

christ men will just stick their dicks into anything, won't they

Careful now! There's already a multi-paged thread going about as to what ladies are willing to get it on with!

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57696

Ahhh..the pursuit of a good orgasm!

 

[canadian_lady]

a jar of peanut butter

 

[psyche]

Careful now! There's already a multi-paged thread going about as to what ladies are willing to get it on with!

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57696

Ahhh..the pursuit of a good orgasm!

I missed that thread, thanks!

 

[psyche]

a jar of peanut butter

Smooth, not chunky? LOL!

 

[Guest]

Smooth, not chunky? LOL!

LMAO...depends what you like i guess

 

[Guest]

Breadsticks

I've read that women in some ancient cultures made penis shaped loaves of bread for use as dildos

 

[Belilica]

Re: Breadsticks

I've read that women in some ancient cultures made penis shaped loaves of bread for use as dildos

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