FUCKING DICK SIZE

Escierto

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If I have to read one more thread where some fucking idiot with a 7 inch dick claims he is average or another group of fucking morons are whining about having small dicks of only 5 to 6 inches, I AM GOING TO SCREAM!

Do your research. It's not that hard. There have been numerous scientific studies done on the topic. Porn is not research. Your wife who is a size queen is not research. Your anecdotal evidence is not research.

Science. I know in this country we have decided to dispense with science but in the name of fucking Christ, dick size is not a mystery. Science.
 
You are correct of course. If people are truly interested in what is average, just ask your Board Certified Urologist. I'm quite sure they are asked this quite often.

As I've said before, it's kinda depressing that so many men seem to want a dick that MOST women will tell you causes them discomfort.
 
If I have to read one more thread where some fucking idiot with a 7 inch dick claims he is average or another group of fucking morons are whining about having small dicks of only 5 to 6 inches, I AM GOING TO SCREAM!

Do your research. It's not that hard. There have been numerous scientific studies done on the topic. Porn is not research. Your wife who is a size queen is not research. Your anecdotal evidence is not research.

Science. I know in this country we have decided to dispense with science but in the name of fucking Christ, dick size is not a mystery. Science.
If this is something that is bothering you so much, that you have to hop on here to write about it, yoh need to get a hobby lol

And, for your "research" , bigger is good. No discomfort here hon lol
Mammoth? Yeah, probably too much
But bigger than average or whatever, everyday of the week.... and my girlfriends say the same thing
Stamp collecting is a good hobby lol
 
Yeah, you're right. Why didn't I think of this?
 
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This IS a site dedicated to erotic fantasy, so...not everything has to be "peer reviewed scholarly article" submission status.

And I say that as a literal practicing scientist. And if I keep practicing, someday? I'll science proper, a right proper Sir Galahad tying a coconut to a swallow science. After all, if the woman weighs the same as a duck, then....she is made of wood, therefore.....??? And this is where I always hit "the wall".
 
Like fish stories, they tend to grow. My girlfriend found her largest from a co-worker that complained of her husbands size. Plus, it's not the size of the pencil but how you sign your name. Unfortunately, mine was as short as my name.
 
Like fish stories, they tend to grow. My girlfriend found her largest from a co-worker that complained of her husbands size. Plus, it's not the size of the pencil but how you sign your name. Unfortunately, mine was as short as my name.
Was it short? Really?
 
If I have to read one more thread where some fucking idiot with a 7 inch dick claims he is average or another group of fucking morons are whining about having small dicks of only 5 to 6 inches, I AM GOING TO SCREAM!

Do your research. It's not that hard. There have been numerous scientific studies done on the topic. Porn is not research. Your wife who is a size queen is not research. Your anecdotal evidence is not research.

Science. I know in this country we have decided to dispense with science but in the name of fucking Christ, dick size is not a mystery. Science.
I think RFK jr is behind those threads.:LOL::ROFLMAO:
 
If I have to read one more thread where some fucking idiot with a 7 inch dick claims he is average or another group of fucking morons are whining about having small dicks of only 5 to 6 inches, I AM GOING TO SCREAM!

Do your research. It's not that hard. There have been numerous scientific studies done on the topic. Porn is not research. Your wife who is a size queen is not research. Your anecdotal evidence is not research.

Science. I know in this country we have decided to dispense with science but in the name of fucking Christ, dick size is not a mystery. Science.
What's got you so angry?

Is it girlfriend problems, some sort of Freudian defence mechanism or are you just having a bad day?
 
If I have to read one more thread where some fucking idiot with a 7 inch dick claims he is average or another group of fucking morons are whining about having small dicks of only 5 to 6 inches, I AM GOING TO SCREAM!

Do your research. It's not that hard. There have been numerous scientific studies done on the topic. Porn is not research. Your wife who is a size queen is not research. Your anecdotal evidence is not research.

Science. I know in this country we have decided to dispense with science but in the name of fucking Christ, dick size is not a mystery. Science.
I think its because people believe the BS their buddies say. Before my ex told me I was very thick, I had no clue. Thought I was small. I know now im actually bigger than average, not bragging just reality.

The only way we stop this silliness is to be more open and honest about sex, our bodies etc. Well in North America, the Europeans don't seem to have these issues.
 
Yes, look up Klinefelter Syndrome, born with low T, small male organs and bult more female than male for build. I could pass more as a female than a male if you saw me from behind.
I read about it. Wow. You only got diagnosed late in life?
 
I read about it. Wow. You only got diagnosed late in life?
Different levels, I guess my mother questioned it early on. When Covid hit I took a full battery of tests. I never felt normal and the results answered that. Irony of it is that all my girlfriends were bi and loved oral. Throw he in cold water and call me turtle man.
 
Different levels, I guess my mother questioned it early on. When Covid hit I took a full battery of tests. I never felt normal and the results answered that. Irony of it is that all my girlfriends were bi and loved oral. Throw he in cold water and call me turtle man.
You are probably better off now after transition than before?
 
I am handicapped. I was born with a low tolerance for stupidity. It's a real problem living here.
No, you're just an angry old man. I think you've come to the realisation that the "girlfriend " you constantly speak of is just ripping you off.
I'm sorry for you if if that's the case but as you say your tolerance for stupidity is low.
I just think you shouldn't take out you frustration with your own stupidity on others.
 
Oh dear god. Nearly every man on Lit has a cock like a draught excluder, drives a sports car and shits money. In reality they have to get their carer to log on for them in the morning.

Calm your tits love and get some fresh air.
 
According to Wikipedia,

As of 2015, the average erect human penis is 13.12 cm (5.17 in) long and has a circumference of 11.66 cm (4.59 in).
 
I’m slightly below average when it comes to penis size and girls still give me a call back. I believe size does matter but not as much as people think. Please comment some input and correct me if I’m wrong
 
No, you're just an angry old man. I think you've come to the realisation that the "girlfriend " you constantly speak of is just ripping you off.
I'm sorry for you if if that's the case but as you say your tolerance for stupidity is low.
I just think you shouldn't take out you frustration with your own stupidity on others.
What an awful fucking thing to say! Not once have I read a post where @Escierto has been unkind to someone, and you just blast him with the most cruel, and personal attack. And why!? Because you don't like the thread?! Well, who the fuck made you the arbiter of what is and isn't a worthy thread topic? ..Don't we have monitors for that?

Yes, there's been many threads about dick size, but this is the first where the poster is expressing justifiable frustration with the endless misinformation seen on Lit regarding the subject. By contrast, the other threads about size seem to be mostly kink scratching
 
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