Fucked up Sex DREAMS!!

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[PepperminTrish]

*hands LL coffee and the numbers of several good therapists*

I think that may have topped ANY fucked up dream I've ever had.

 

[Cotedebeaune]

Apologies to LL

I've told Him time and time again not to go sneaking off misbehaving while I am in bed asleep.

 

[Mister Happy]

Damn, I wish my penis could do that...

 

[DéjàNu]

What is your weirdest sex dream? I know I'm not alone... and if I am, humor me and make something up!!

LOL I love your dream!!!

Ok a weird one I had but so excting.

Just think of a rail (like a rollercoaster) with chairs on it and poeple sitting on them. Now me on a platform a bit higher of the chairs, my legs wide open and my shirt up. Ok so the chairs start to move and every poeple, male and female, let their tongue out and take a long lick while passing under me!!! I dont know how many chairs passed under me before waking up but I woke up so wet and horny...

 

[Cotedebeaune]

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LOL I love your dream!!!

Ok a weird one I had but so excting.

Just think of a rail (like a rollercoaster) with chairs on it and poeple sitting on them. Now me on a platform a bit higher of the chairs, my legs wide open and my shirt up. Ok so the chairs start to move and every poeple, male and female, let their tongue out and take a long lick while passing under me!!! I dont know how many chairs passed under me before waking up but I woke up so wet and horny...

And to think Plasticman told us it was sun burn

 

[DéjàNu]

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And to think Plasticman told us it was sun burn

How do you think I've got those sunburns!!!!!!!!

 

[Cotedebeaune]

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How do you think I've got those sunburns!!!!!!!!

it better

 

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[DéjàNu]

DéjàNu, that was weird but the body parts were acting accordingly.

But they had long tongue!!! but thats not really strange after all or exceptional... ok wait... once I've dream about Dillenger cock

 

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[desert spike]

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I'm naked in the bed and this guy is rubbing all over me with his body and hands. I'm needing and craving him really bad then he brings his cock up to my breasts. He rubs my nipples with his hardness then I look down and the damn end of his penis started sucking my NIPPLE!!


OMG! That was you in my dream

I was walking around a mall and went into a small shop. When I looked around, lots of the women were naked on top and a few were naked bottoms too. I would walk up to women, squeeze and caress their boobs ( I sware that I could feel the softness of their breasts and the firmness of the nipples). I fingered fucked some of the ladies till they had orgasms ( the women bucked and squirmed as they came).

Then I woke up cuz I had to pee.

 

[nasty1]

My oddest sex dream is where I do my sister, doggie style. What can I say, she's hot. And, another one I had a few months back wasn't about sex, but it had sexual overtones. I was on a new Lila website, where she describes, in detail, her...um...bowel movements.

 

[Wiggles]

One night I dreamt I was being seduced by a woman. Only, instead of visualizing this woman, I was seeing tides and braids caressing my body. I woke up to my boyfriends hands rubbing me all over. I don't think I told him about that.

Another, I dreamt that an older woman was trying to get into the bath tub with me. I think she was wearing a moomoo (sp?) and she had long red finger nails. Creepy!

My dreams are almost always about work, or they're very fucked up.

 

[patient1]

I had a dream that everytime I went outside, a bluebird would swoop down pecking on my clit. Now if that isnt strange, I dont know what is.

So let me get this straight- you dreamed about a pecker, your clit, & the blue bird of happiness.

 

[patient1]

Bumping for Emerald_eyed

 

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[Susano]

When I was very young, before I'd even seen a good, clear picture of a naked woman, I dreamt of some--with male primary genitalia. Yes, my first sex dream was about shemales; long, long before I knew they existed. Maybe that's why I still have quite a fetish for them.
Other, more recent fucked up sex dreams have involved baroquely detailed, tentacled creatures, no doubt due to my other main porn attraction (although I wouldn't want to meet one in real life, like the other fetish), tentacle hentai.

 

[patient1]

Absolutly, I have dremt it more then once too. It does bring me over the top and I dont know what gives. I dont find birds attractive at all!
lol

What about if your clit were attacted with a pecker & a bunch of feathers?

 

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[patient1]

Uh...
Starring a woman with an an inseem of at least 34" ?

Is your dream available on video? I don't care what it means.

 

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[Rambrat]

I know your gonna think me nuts but I swear I dreamed this crap. I'm still wiggin' about it.

I'm naked in the bed and this guy is rubbing all over me with his body and hands. I'm needing and craving him really bad then he brings his cock up to my breasts. He rubs my nipples with his hardness then I look down and the damn end of his penis started sucking my NIPPLE!!


I need caffine and a therapist!


What is your weirdest sex dream? I know I'm not alone... and if I am, humor me and make something up!!

I dreamed that I was a penis with a mouth and I was sucking on this breast...