Fucked Up Heroes!!

[milkmaiden38]

Kingdom of Lasteron

Ewyn, human high mage of Lasteron walked down the darkened passage, deep in the bowels of the Dwarvish hall. Her elegant dress covered her shoulders and flows down into a beautiful jewel scoop neckline. Her small breasts produced a hint of cleavage. Her arms were covered to her elbows but it stopped there, freeing her fore arms and hands for spell casting.

The dress' waist was narrow, and fit her slim figure. Below the waist the dress widens as was the style these days ending above her traveling shoes. The dress was comfortable yet graceful. Her beautiful face, sparkling blue eyes and blonde hair were framed by gorgeous diamond crown.

She held a torch in her right hand. The light dances on the stones of the old passage. A passage as old as the bones of the Lasteron. She walked up to a stone door. Two runes neatly hewed into the rock, were barely visible in the orange glow of her torch.

She spoke the opening words and pressed the ruins. The stone door slide away and she walked into the scry chamber. An old dwarf hag looked up from the scry orb in the middle of the room. Her eyes filled with hurt and pain.

“Eartha?” Ewyn asked in alarm seeing the pain on the female dwarf’s face.

“Heimon and his knights have failed” The old woman croaked out. She was about to break into sobs.

Ewyn gasped “is he … dead?” She asked.

Eartha knew the answer would hit Ewyn hard. Heimon and Ewyn were lovers and his death would destroy Ewyn.

"All have perished. None survived the assault." She told the high mage. To Ewyn’s credit, there was only a small falter in her stance. But she caught herself and did not fall. “Ewyn I’m so sorry…” Eartha started to say, tears running down her winkled face, but Ewyn held her hand up to stop her.

“There is time to mourn later. We must act to save our lands or the demons will have won.” Ewyn said. Eartha nodded in agreement.

“I have consulted the great oracle. It stated we still have a chance. We must seek unique and unusual champions. One not known for being champions.” Eartha explained.

Ewyn nodded “Then we will need to use the calling stone. I shall cast the spell immediately.”

“These odd champions will be called to our land… they may not fight the demons. They may be more angry at those that called them. This is a dangerous path you select.” Eartha advised.

“We have no other choice.” Ewyn concluded.

 

[milkmaiden38]

In the neighboring land of Oblax

After walking through the crack in the wall, Lila could see very little. She however had no trouble smelling the minotaur. It was an odor similar to that of a bull’s. But Lila needed to see her new client.

“I can’t see anything” Lila whispered. Then she slowly pulled out one of her silver daggers so as not to be threatening. She cast her “Blades of Fire” spell and only touched the tip of the weapon. A small flame appeared, like a small candle. But in the total darkness of the space, it was plenty of light to reveal the minotaur.

The minotaur was 8 feet tall and made of vast slabs of muscle. The red light from her blade gave his fur a bronze color. The light also sparkled off the massive war hammer the minotaur held. Lila had seen minotaurs before, but this one was very large and in these close quarters seemed more menacing. She swallowed and then she tried to stand up a little taller. She had remembered her boss told her, don't say anything. But for some reason Lila had to say something.

“Fuck! You're HUGE” Lila said to the Minotaur. Unfortunately, when she said it her eyes were on his crotch. She quickly moved her eyes away from his crotch and added “I didn’t mean that area… I meant in general, you are very large.” She said as a correction. She knew that didn’t sound good either so she added. “Not that you aren’t big there too… I just meant… ” Lila realized she was only making things worse. “Forget what I said. My name is Lila, I'm the escort you hired." She said ending her awkward introduction to the minotaur.

 

[lickquidsecksy]

Zetlu Alsizhush
32 Year
Assassin and Illusionist

Waiting outside, allowing the warmth of the mud hut to soak into his skin as the last rays of sunlight faded, Zetlu waited for his companion to finish 'negotiating' with the minotaur. As distasteful as he found her negotiating skills to be, he could not deny their effect.

The smell of bull still hung thick in the air as he entered the room. The Minotaur sat in a corner, his pants pulled loosely around his waist, and Lila stood at the opposite end of a table in front of a map. There were already three gold coins on the map, Lilas preferred way of explaining the bill, and she was reaching into the Minotaur's coinpurse for another, placing it at...

"Lila," Zetlu hissed. "Can we talk for a moment?"