Fuckbuddy for Jersey - male looking for femal

[NJSwede]

Looking for a female "friends with benefits" in the Philly/S Jersey area. Must be willing to send pic.

 

[NNJ LAZ]

Hello North New Jersey

I'd be interested in anyone north of Exit 10 of the Jersey Turnpike. Feel free to PM me. Of course, discretion is practiced and expected.

 

[NJSwede]

bump

no takers?

 

[mikeny]

Looking for a Female in Jersey.

Just like to be with someone nice to have a wild sex

 

[NJSwede]

bump

bump .... ....... .....

 

[Guttergoddess]

LMAO...ya'll aren't gonna find many women who will respond to something as vague as that.

 

[fergus4]

LMAO...ya'll aren't gonna find many women who will respond to something as vague as that.

Hard enough to get a Jersey girl to respond to any of these threads Guttergoddess! Until I've seen you posting, I was starting to think the elusive creatures had gone extinct!

Thank the Gods you are with us keeping poor lil ol' Jersey boys' hopes alive!

fergus

 

[Guttergoddess]

I may be sentenced to hell in this godforsaken state...but if there's one thing I'm not it's a Jersey girl. I know how to keep my gum in my mouth, my hair is not a foot high, and I don't believe that high heels go with jeans.

 

[cyberoptiq]

Wow....

nothing like a woman who goes straight for the jugular!! You go, GutterGoddess!! I'd love to have you tie me to the bed and fuck my eyeball's right out of their sockets!!

 

[Guttergoddess]

umm....since you'd wind up in my office for that...and I've sat in on enough enucleations to know how to do them properly...I'll pass.




Enucleation is the surgical removal of the eye ball, and preperation of the socket for an orthoptic.

 

[cyberoptiq]

umm....since you'd wind up in my office for that...and I've sat in on enough enucleations to know how to do them properly...I'll pass.




Enucleation is the surgical removal of the eye ball, and preperation of the socket for an orthoptic.

Well, I didn't mean literally!! Although my eyesight is going south!! But I'd still love to be your sex slave!!

 

[Guttergoddess]

Thanks...I'm not so much into having a sex slave...I believe in sharing equally in the joy....and well...I do have that thing in life called a SO

 

[cyberoptiq]

Thanks...I'm not so much into having a sex slave...I believe in sharing equally in the joy....and well...I do have that thing in life called a SO

That's fine!! I share!!

 

[Guttergoddess]

LMAO...he's in PA, I don't play in this godforsaken state. And I'm only shareable if he so chooses.

 

[cyberoptiq]

LMAO...he's in PA, I don't play in this godforsaken state. And I'm only shareable if he so chooses.

Still fine with me. I'm in Central NJ, Somerville area to be exact. I lived up in the Poconos at one time (Tannersville), then Effort (still the Poconos), then Bath, then left to where I am now. I'm constantly in/out of the Poconos cuz I still have friends up there and it's a great escape from the stress.

 

[Guttergoddess]

Reading is thankfully, nowhere near the poconos.

 

[cyberoptiq]

Reading is thankfully, nowhere near the poconos.

Not that far either!! I've been there and thru there many times!! Might go thru there today as a matter of fact on my way to Cabelas!! What's the matter afraid you can't handle me??

 

[fergus4]

I may be sentenced to hell in this godforsaken state...but if there's one thing I'm not it's a Jersey girl. I know how to keep my gum in my mouth, my hair is not a foot high, and I don't believe that high heels go with jeans.

well THAT explains it

Okay, maybe the kinky, fun-loving, horney Jersey girls ARE extinct!

fergus

 

[Guttergoddess]

I'm kinky, fun-loving and horny, just not a Jersey girl

 

[fergus4]

I'm kinky, fun-loving and horny, just not a Jersey girl

lol, exactly my point. "fun-loving" and "Jersey Girl" seem to be mutually exclusive! Hate to say it NJ ladies, but it seems that the vast majority of them are pretty uptight. Heck, even my female friends tend to agree with me on that.

fergus

 

[NNJ LAZ]

Actually.....

.....I have had the pleasure of sharing the company of some very lovely and sexual/sensual ladies from my state (and one or two from others), just as I have run across some real head cases. I don't think just because they do not post on the boards here that they don't exist, so much as they are more private in the way they communicate. And PM's are just that. I started my own NJ post a little while ago, and did not get one reply on the post. But I am hopeful for that legitimate PM.

Don't give up hope. There is someone out there for everyone!

Be well - Laz

 

[geminisun]

I'm not a Jersey girl- but I love the place & visit often whats more fun then the casinos and the water- ok the big hair is out but whats wrong with jeans & heels?

 

[NNJ LAZ]

Right on MD lady!

Next time your up this way, your first drinks on me

 

[NJSwede]

bump bump

bump ..................

 

[Guttergoddess]

Next time your up this way, your first drinks on me

hope it's something thick...or I won't be able to drink it fast enough if it's on you