Woodmiester
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Ladybird said:
Precious Woody... what the fuck would you do if you didn't have him to blame for everything.. lol
Most likely be someones fucking foreplay
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Most likely be someones fucking foreplay
Woodmiester
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Ladybird said:
Precious Woody... what the fuck would you do if you didn't have him to blame for everything.. lol
I'll look for some av's for you my precious darling honey bun sweetie cutie babe.
OK?
Oh what the fuck!!!
See!!!!! I knew it, I'm his fucking foreplayyyyyyyyyy
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rotflmfao... fucking good one LB....Ladybird said:
I gotta say babe... that fish has been nibbling on your dick for a long fucking time.
Just how big is your dick?????
i would have never fucking thought of that one.. so what is it gemmy.. goldfish blowjobs.. or made for a shark lol
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Gem_tiger said:
Thank you, thank you .... thank yoooooooooo
Yeah, you're right sweetheart, without Woody -- I'd be totally fucked !! But, he understands my warped sense of humour and, I understand his ................ he creases me up. I'll try blaming anyone, as you know, ................ Rule No.1 is always .. *Never Blame Yourself*.
I have to be careful though as it is difficult when posting, to get it across that you are only teasing/yanking a chain/having a leg-pull.
Fucking great, now you've gone and done it ....... I was just starting to get some pity PM's which could have lead to some fucking good times but Noooooooooooooooooo ...... someone just had to fucking let the ladies know we're only fucking around having a blast.......
Oh but one thing Gem .... next time you pull my leg, leave the third one the fuck alone will ya
^5 you old gob
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LadyBlueMoon said:Everybody knows that Woody is just so fucking sweet!
That was so fucking nice of you to say LBM, why, I'm here without words to say my thanks, I'm ..... I'm hard, by damn I'm fucking hard
............ HolyShit Sherlock ..... LBM is verbal viagra
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Hi DDoll, how are you this fine fucking friday
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Originally posted by Woodmiester
That was so fucking nice of you to say LBM, why, I'm here without words to say my thanks, I'm ..... I'm hard, by damn I'm fucking hard
Woody baby...... I've just found this really cool animation, and then I come here and find your talking about viagra.
So, what the fuck........ here tis... just for you hon.
Oh, children... close your eyes please.
http://www.bizarreemedia.com/animations/2002/07/tinkerbell.gif
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Ladybird said:
I don't remember that from my childhood tales
Thank you so fucking much, I'm touched you'd even thing of me
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That would make a wild fucking AV, wouldn't it?
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LadyBlueMoon said:That would make a wild fucking AV, wouldn't it?
Sure as fuck would
How is LBM doing this afternoon
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Public Service Announcement
Upon a recent trip for some fucking legal advice, I came across something that I thought was worth sharing.
How To Finish A Cyber Affair
never know, this might be usefull someday
Dear [insert screen name here] (if that is your real name),
I regret to inform you that, under a plan for the periodic removal of unpleasantness from my life, I must terminate our online affair. This termination takes effect immediately, but only because I could not make it retoactive. Below you will find the reasons for this action:
Note: Check all that apply
[__] While our cybersex sessions were, for the most part, competent, your constant use of "brb gotta pee" took some of the romance out of it.
[__] Your use of the term "the ol' cyber ball and chain" to refer to me has hurt my feelings.
[__] I've found another lover, one who knows the importance of punctuation.
[__] Certain errors during cyber sessions indicate that you were less than honest:
You typed:
A. "I remove my bra" when you claimed to be a man
B. "I enter you" when you claimed to be a women
C. You typed your own name at the end
D. Your supposedly original scenario, it turns out, is simplu page 56 of a Jacki Collins novel
[__] Your repeated references to animals suggest that you are hiding something from me.
[__] Your refusal to cyber until I submitted a recent AIDS test suggests a degree of paranoia that is, simply put, unhealthy.
[__] I finally opened the file with your A __ gif B __ jpg police record, and to be honest, you scare the fuck out of me.
[__] I have no choice but to comply with the court orders unless I wish to face stalking charges.
[__] Mommy says I need to spend less time on the computer. Bitch
[__] Your mommy called me and yelled at me because of all the time you're spending on the computer. Bitch
[__] I have established a more personal relationship with the lord, and I would like to talk to you in great detail about what you can do to ensure a place in heaven when the end of times come. They are closer than you think.
[__] The fact that you BCC all your love letters to me leaves me feeling less than special. As in cyber cheating.
[__] I finally read your profile, and the fact that you are only 14 violates the terms of my parole.
[__] I am entering the witness protectin program.
Please understand (screen name) and/or you misbegotten son of a bitch or sir/madam or mom/dad "for use in "those" areas of the hill country" that there is nothing personal in this. We've simply grown apart. Any additinal correspondence will be directed into the bulk mail folder.
[__] Sincerely,
[__] Gleefully,
[__] I have to go before the warden calls :lights out",
[__] Uh oh, my Real Life mate is coming up the stairs,
[__] Good riddance,
[__] bblg2gp,
(your screen name)
That was a lot of fucking typing
Upon a recent trip for some fucking legal advice, I came across something that I thought was worth sharing.
How To Finish A Cyber Affair
never know, this might be usefull someday
Dear [insert screen name here] (if that is your real name),
I regret to inform you that, under a plan for the periodic removal of unpleasantness from my life, I must terminate our online affair. This termination takes effect immediately, but only because I could not make it retoactive. Below you will find the reasons for this action:
Note: Check all that apply
[__] While our cybersex sessions were, for the most part, competent, your constant use of "brb gotta pee" took some of the romance out of it.
[__] Your use of the term "the ol' cyber ball and chain" to refer to me has hurt my feelings.
[__] I've found another lover, one who knows the importance of punctuation.
[__] Certain errors during cyber sessions indicate that you were less than honest:
You typed:
A. "I remove my bra" when you claimed to be a man
B. "I enter you" when you claimed to be a women
C. You typed your own name at the end
D. Your supposedly original scenario, it turns out, is simplu page 56 of a Jacki Collins novel
[__] Your repeated references to animals suggest that you are hiding something from me.
[__] Your refusal to cyber until I submitted a recent AIDS test suggests a degree of paranoia that is, simply put, unhealthy.
[__] I finally opened the file with your A __ gif B __ jpg police record, and to be honest, you scare the fuck out of me.
[__] I have no choice but to comply with the court orders unless I wish to face stalking charges.
[__] Mommy says I need to spend less time on the computer. Bitch
[__] Your mommy called me and yelled at me because of all the time you're spending on the computer. Bitch
[__] I have established a more personal relationship with the lord, and I would like to talk to you in great detail about what you can do to ensure a place in heaven when the end of times come. They are closer than you think.
[__] The fact that you BCC all your love letters to me leaves me feeling less than special. As in cyber cheating.
[__] I finally read your profile, and the fact that you are only 14 violates the terms of my parole.
[__] I am entering the witness protectin program.
Please understand (screen name) and/or you misbegotten son of a bitch or sir/madam or mom/dad "for use in "those" areas of the hill country" that there is nothing personal in this. We've simply grown apart. Any additinal correspondence will be directed into the bulk mail folder.
[__] Sincerely,
[__] Gleefully,
[__] I have to go before the warden calls :lights out",
[__] Uh oh, my Real Life mate is coming up the stairs,
[__] Good riddance,
[__] bblg2gp,
(your screen name)
That was a lot of fucking typing
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Fuck
Fuck is that all people do anymore doesn't anyone Eat? Cock or Pussy, just Fuck?
Fuck is that all people do anymore doesn't anyone Eat? Cock or Pussy, just Fuck?
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AmatoriuS said:looks like im fucking late to this thread , what the fucks been going on?
never too fucking late to jump on the fuckwagon Amatorius, welcome
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Have a fucking great weekend, Woodie!!!
(And everybody else that I fucking didn't see!)
(And everybody else that I fucking didn't see!)
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Re: Fuck
Here, we fuck
amalecamature said:
Here, we fuck
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LadyBlueMoon said:
Same to you LBM, and another av? You switch fucking av's more than Gem does his fucking underwear
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Hey soron where the fuck you been ...... good to see you back and keep the shit going, I have some RL BS to attend too
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Re: Re: Fuck
correction.. we FUCKING do it ALLWoodmiester said:
Here, we fuck
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Re: Public Service Announcement
Wow Woddy, THANKS
That's a GREAT fucking piece, I could've used it a few times with some of these fucking psychos I meet online!
Woodmiester said:Upon a recent trip for some fucking legal advice, I came across something that I thought was worth sharing.
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That was a lot of fucking typing
Wow Woddy, THANKS
That's a GREAT fucking piece, I could've used it a few times with some of these fucking psychos I meet online!
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