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dirtylover

dirtylover

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This thread for those that are tired of being civil, and would just like to tell evrybody to

Furk Orf!

The more obscene you can be, the better. So all you motherfucking, cocksucking, ballbustin', assfelchin', cunt gobbling, cum sneezing, fucktards...

come give me your best shot.

Not very original I know, but I don't really give a fuck. Does this have any literary merit? I believe so, since a grasp of rude words is essential for successful erotica;)

Go on, see if you can offend me. (probably not that hard actually)
 
dirtylover said:
This thread for those that are tired of being civil, and would just like to tell evrybody to

Furk Orf!

The more obscene you can be, the better. So all you motherfucking, cocksucking, ballbustin', assfelchin', cunt gobbling, cum sneezing, fucktards...

come give me your best shot.

Not very original I know, but I don't really give a fuck. Does this have any literary merit? I believe so, since a grasp of rude words is essential for successful erotica;)

Go on, see if you can offend me. (probably not that hard actually)
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No more drugs for this person pleae :)
Snoopy
 
perdita said:
Pendejo cabron. Perro de puta. Maricon!
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Aahh Perdita, chicks talking dirty are damn sexy, chicks talking spanish are even better. Now chicks swearing in spanish.....yeeehaawww. :)
Snoopy
P.S.: Oh, what did u say about me? lol
 
SnoopDog said:
P.S.: Oh, what did u say about me? lol
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Snoop,

Usted es un hombre muy bueno, pero El Amante Sucio es* an asshole goat, the dog of a whore, and a fag.

Perdita :rose:

*You are a very good man, but Dirty Lover is...
 
perdita said:
Pendejo cabron. Perro de puta. Maricon!
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As I said to someone recently, the only reason I know spanish swear words was living with a GF, and her very catholic mother using them in the morning, during lunch, through dinner, but never - NEVER during rosary ;)

EDIT: I meant YELLING them. :)
 
perdita said:
Pendejo cabron. Perro de puta. Maricon!
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Amazingly, that brought back a smile for me, 'Dita. I used to work with a woman who always affectionately called her father cabron. He was the sweetest old man who had been one of the first Mexicans to play major league baseball and had lost a leg in WWII. He passed away a few years ago.

Thanks for bringing Lefty Salazar back to my mind for a moment. :rose:

- Mindy, feeling nostalgic
 
perdita said:
Snoop,

Usted es un hombre muy bueno, pero El Amante Sucio es* an asshole goat, the dog of a whore, and a fag.

Perdita :rose:

*You are a very good man, but Dirty Lover is...
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Thnx a lot, but I think now I definitely will have to find the time to learn spanish, :)
Snoopy
 
Hey Min

Salazar played right wing dictator in Portugal:D

W

PS DL Winkle Pin
 
Wills said:
Hey Min

Salazar played right wing dictator in Portugal:D

W

PS DL Winkle Pin
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:D Thanks for that, Wills, but I'll stick with thinking about the pitcher I knew. ;)
 
minsue said:
Amazingly, that brought back a smile for me, 'Dita. I used to work with a woman who always affectionately called her father cabron.
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Min, I'm glad I helped recall a nice memory for you. Cabron does mean goat, and the meaning depends on its use. I used it as an insult above; but your friend obviously used it affectionately, just like you old goat could be said either way depending on the person.

But, before you go calling your mom or great auntie a Spanish slang word, check to see if it's the kind that can be used either way ;) .

Perdita
 
perdita said:
Min, I'm glad I helped recall a nice memory for you. Cabron does mean goat, and the meaning depends on its use. I used it as an insult above; but your friend obviously used it affectionately, just like you old goat could be said either way depending on the person.

But, before you go calling your mom or great auntie a Spanish slang word, check to see if it's the kind that can be used either way ;) .

Perdita
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:D I know the meaning(s) of cabron, but thanks for the warning. The fun thing about my family is that I can call them just about anything in Spanish & they'd have no idea what I was saying anyway. ;)
 
I wrote this one down for future reference,

SnoopDog said:
Thnx a lot, but I think now I definitely will have to find the time to learn spanish, :)
Snoopy
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But I still think the best ones I have heard or read were those written by an American author of military fiction by the name of Richard Marcinko. (He says his first book is fact, but I don't think so!!!!!) Other than that some of the Russian and Hebrew curses I have heard used on me from time to time when I was younger had some imagination in them.

SeaCat
 
Re: I wrote this one down for future reference,

SeaCat said:
But I still think the best ones I have heard or read were those written by an American author of military fiction by the name of Richard Marcinko. (He says his first book is fact, but I don't think so!!!!!) Other than that some of the Russian and Hebrew curses I have heard used on me from time to time when I was younger had some imagination in them.

SeaCat
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I always laugh my a** off when the word 'mui'is used. 'Cause you can literally use it for anything. Mui cool, mui dumb, mui boring, etc.
Snoopy,
P.S.: By the way, did I mention I love spanish songs? Ok, that's definitely off-thread, sorry.
 
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SnoopDog said:
I always laugh my a** off when the word 'mui'is used. 'Cause you can literally use it for anything. Mui cool, mui dumb, mui boring, etc.
Snoopy,
P.S.: By the way, did I mention I love spanish songs? Ok, that's definitely off-thread, sorry.
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Maybe P will serenade a really dirty, vulgar hot song for all of us :):heart:
 
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CharleyH said:
Maybe P will serenade a really dirty, vulgar hot song for all of us :):heart:
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Now that would be exciting, wouldn't it?
El Snoopy
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: I wrote this one down for future reference,

SnoopDog said:
Now that would be exciting, wouldn't it?
El Snoopy
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For us :) but she's probably rolling her eyes and saying 'el fucking puta - plural? Dunno - shrugs.
 
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CharleyH said:
For us :) but she's probably rolling her eyes and saying 'el fucking puta - plural? Dunno - shrugs.
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Probably, well all we can do is learn some other freaky foreign language and 'holler' back, lol
Snoopy
 
SnoopPerrito y Carlita: if either of you can sing to me in Russian, I'll see what I can do. Otherwise, it's the valkyrie war cry from this concha*. P.

*literally = conch shell, but is a euphemism for cunt.
 
perdita said:
SnoopPerrito y Carlita: if either of you can sing to me in Russian, I'll see what I can do. Otherwise, it's the valkyrie war cry from this concha*. P.

*literally = conch shell, but is a euphemism for cunt.
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Waaaaiiiiiit aaaaa miinute ! I already speak a foreign country to most of you. So here it goes, I'm gonna insult you like hell.
Nein, ich mach nur Spass, Ich hab Euch gern *
Snoopy
* - No, just kidding, I like you.
 
perdita said:
SnoopPerrito y Carlita: if either of you can sing to me in Russian, I'll see what I can do. Otherwise, it's the valkyrie war cry from this concha*. P.

*literally = conch shell, but is a euphemism for cunt.
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What if I can sing a Sirens song? Will you cum crashing :)

I MUST know someone Russian - well if I don't I WILL - SOON!!! The challenge is on :heart:

Hope your the kind of woman to keep your promises :D lol - I love this fiesty spanish cunt!!
 
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