Fuck you purple haze

[Jim_Henson]

And give me back the pictures too.

 

[Purple Haze]

No way, cheeseball.

And the hundred bucks I owe you?

Muahahahaha!

 

[Guest]

waits

 

[Purple Haze]

...and your sister wasn't that good.

 

[scylis]

aaww.. a lover's quarrel! isn't it beautiful?

when they're done screaming, the sex starts.

 

[Jim_Henson]

I was talking about the photos of me and your mother you bithc.

Dont tell me you still jerk off to em late at night.

 

[Purple Haze]

Here, you can have them back, after I wipe my ass with them.

Turkey.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Which reminds me, I still have the pics of you gobbling that hobo. Thanksgiving treat or not...

 

[Purple Haze]

That wasn't me.

It was your mother, after I did her hair and make-up.

She still lactates, by the way.

Maybe you knew that...

 

[Rubyfruit]

You two are so funny!

 

[phrodeau]

Just remember: Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.

 

[Purple Haze]

That is just plain weird...

 

[InnocentAngel81]

ah very interesting to watch

 

[Jim_Henson]

Looks like its time to kill more kittens.

And Haze you arent getting off so lightly, the only reason she lactates is you keep knocking her up again. I know my mothers a two bit whore but why do you take such a fancy to her?

 

[Purple Haze]

She paints my house and overhauls my engines...

She also has a flat head, so I can put my beer on it.

 

[Jim_Henson]

That cheap shitty american beer?

And I dont think doing an oil job on your tricycle counts as and overhaul. Just like painting a cardboard box... its still a cardboard box, and the paint drips when it gets wet, like when you wet the bed.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Jim_Henson]

Blame the little bitch who ran away, he started it.

 

[Oilpainter]

Just like painting a cardboard box... its still a cardboard box, and the paint drips when it gets wet, like when you wet the bed.

Did someone say "paint." Just thought I would break up the tension a little. o.k. now carry on.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

sounds like there is a problem

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[desert spike]

Don't cha just love to see dog and cat fights.

 

[Jim_Henson]

it does, he just carries a make-up kit.

The only guy round these parts that packs more makeup than glam on a bad hair day that man.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Jim_Henson]

Well thats until the look at you and start screaming "JOKER TRAMP, JOKER TRAMP" and start pelting you with rotten fruit.