Fuck whore Fay:

[Marie Lavallois]

OOPS

 

[Marie Lavallois]

OOOOOOPPPS!

Please, just ignore this, clicked the wrong button

 

[shereads]

Ignore it? You're kidding, right? By tomorrow morning, "Fuck Whore Fay" will be one of the most visited threads in the forum.

Congratulations!

 

[Marie Lavallois]

Yeaaaaa, gee, I am blushing. Fay is the slut in "The Godfucker," anyone who wants to follow up on her can check her out there.

Or, maybe I should start a new story here?

 

[RavishedAngel]

Heheh, this reminds me of people who would post announcement-type threads on forums and say "Please don't post on this thread!". Then, of course, 3/4 of the forum members would run in and post on it.

:osts::

 

[shereads]

Consider it a spin-off by the network of your hit series. And hope it does better than "Kramer" or any of those.

You'll need a theme song. Something kind of retro-classic, like the old "Mary Tyler Moore Show" theme. Steal something from Nick at Night. Even an amateur songwriter should be able to rhyme "Fuck Whore Fay."

Fay...pay...stay...

See? Some plaintive but whimsical backup from a local jazz band, a few scenes of you scampering around in Central Park, tossing your cute hat in the air in that optimistic way of yours....Presto, you've got opening credits that can't miss.

Now all you need are fifteen minutes of plot, a romantic lead and a zany side-kick whore who never seems to get the great guys...

Fuck Whore Fay, the hit they need to keep Must-See-TV alive after Friends final-final season.

 

[Marie Lavallois]

Fay:

Shereads, are you a studio exec? I am totally buying into your concept.

Hmmmmmm, maybe Fay does need some more exposure . . .

 

[DarkTalon]

Hay if you do Make spine off I'd Play

 

[shereads]

Re: Fay:

Shereads, are you a studio exec? I am totally buying into your concept.

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm more of a "big picture" person (aka "clueless.)
However, I'm sure the forum has one or two men who will promise to make you famous, and will guarantee to give you more exposure.



Good luck with the project. If it's a hit, and you need to cast the funny, loyal whore-next-door who becomes Fay's best friend, confidante and occasional cell mate, have your people call my agent, okay?

 

[Marie Lavallois]

Dark Talon

Hey, Dark Talon, you're on. Put up a character bio, any time, any planet, and I'll put Fuckwhore Fay, a 1960's slut and mob moll, right into your setting.

Shereads, feel free to do a cameo any time.

 

[DarkTalon]

John Cole

name:John "Big Johnny" Cole
Age:30
Hieght: 5ft. 10in.
wieght: 185lbs.
Job: Mob Lawer

Bio: john is lawer for the mob. He was Born to an italin mobster named Tommy "two tone" Malone Who wanted Johnny Far from the buisness as posible. So Johnny went to law school And Now he works For the Family . In New york The one thing is Johnny Dont like the family scince they let his fother take Aa fall and die in prison.

How That

 

[shereads]

My work is done here.

 

[shereads]

Almost.

 

[shereads]

--bump--

See? What did I tell you? You're a hit!

 

[Marie Lavallois]

Hey, Johnny, that's pretty good. But, you gotta use a spell checker if you wanna play with me. Still interested?

 

[DarkTalon]

Yea I would love to

 

[RavishedAngel]

Fuck fuck whore Fay
Fuck fuck whore Fay
Oh she's fuck fuck whore Fay
Dadadadada

Fuck fuck whore Fay
She'll make you pay
For all services rendered
She's fuck fuck whore Fay
Dadadadada

She'll fuck anything requested by you
Horses and dogs and monsters too
Oh she's fuck fuck whore Fay
She's fuck fuck whore Fay
Dadadadada

 

[Marie Lavallois]

The Beginning for Dark Talon:

Fay stormed into the Big Johnny’s office in tears, “What’s this? You can’t get my husband out?”

He explained to again that no, he could not get her husband out this time. Murder with special circumstances was not something fixable, especially when it was video taped. She was practically a single woman again, except that she didn’t seem to get that. These mob dames weren’t that bright, and Fay was certainly a dim bulb. But what she lacked in brains, she more than made up with her looks; long blonde hair, an angel’s face, tits that seemed to defy gravity and a nice, round apple of an ass.


OOC: Thanks for the song, Angel

 

[DarkTalon]

Big Johnny

"listen Doll As i said before.He was lucky I got him A reduced sentience and got him sent to A minimum Security Prison." He looked at her He always liked looking at her She always was pleasurable to the eyes . " "Now If theres any thing els you need or want just ask ..I'd be happy to help you out fay. If you need some money or any thing ?' as he waited for her to speak he realized he had left some papers on his desk involving the case that he didn't want any one to see. and he quickly moved them and put them away in his desk.

 

[Marie Lavallois]

Fay:

"Money? Hell yea I need money! After all, we spent a wad on your services!" She pouted, her lips making a cute heart.

Then, she leaned over the table to get a better look at whatever it was the Johnny was hiding. "Hey! What's that? Is that my husband's name?"

Her tits practically spilled over the table, almost to the point of getting ink on 'em.

 

[DarkTalon]

Big Johnny

After locking the files in his Drow "Well yes it was his name they were just some old fills from the case.Thier nothing.. Now Umm You need Money you said?' He thought for A Moment. " Well What can you do To Earn money Maybe I can give You A Job"

 

[Marie Lavallois]

Fay:

"A job! Gee Johnny, that would be swell. I took a dictation class in high school." Of course, Fay was flunking until she sucked the teacher off, then he let her pass.

"My last job was as a cigarette girl at the Cabana, that's where I met my husband, you know. What kinda job would you give me?"

 

[RavishedAngel]

( No prob! ::bow:: )

 

[DarkTalon]

Johhny

" i dont Know doll Can you take "Dick"tation?'
He lookked at her bozem as he talked to her he had admired her assets ever since he first laid eyes on her . And since he helped put her husban away He still admired ere assets

 

[Marie Lavallois]

Fay:

"Sure I can take dictation. What else do you need help with?"

She sauntered around the office, wagging her ass, not aware of his admiration at all.