Fuck Valentines Day

Phoenyx

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Fuck Valentines Day

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before i shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass

I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week

Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit

So here's my story...what else can I say?

Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentines Day!
 
i thought you were telling us what we should do on valentines day..

ya know like.."come on everybody, i think we should fuck on valentines day."

that's a much happier sentiment and something i can really get behind.
 
I remember at school one time. I painted something called the "Valentines Day Massacre." It was a Jackson Pollocky type of painting with red and pink splotches all over the place. My painting teacher asked me what it was about and I said "Cos Valentines Day fucking sucks." She gave me an A and I sold it to a fellow student for $100.

:)
 
I thought this thread meant fuck ON Valentine's Day and I was going to agree with that. But this is such a negative thread, who kicked YOU in the balls?
 
patford31769 said:
I thought this thread meant fuck ON Valentine's Day and I was going to agree with that. But this is such a negative thread, who kicked YOU in the balls?

Cupid obviously...
 
Valentines Day does suck....

Why do men think it's the only day in the whole year they are allowed to give flowers? Or say I love you? Or write you a poem? Or take you to dinner?

*sigh*

Alone on another V Day...

MTILC
 
Come On Out And Sing With Us, Bird Dude!

Pm Me:D You Would Have A Blast And Might Even Meet Or At Least Dance With Someone.....
 
Phoenyx said:
Fuck Valetines Day

I second that.

Valentines day is just a painful reminder that I have no one that loves me besides my family who is obligated.

Yep, Fuck Valentines Day!!!!!
 
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