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geronimo_appleby

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There are times when ya gotta say, 'FUCK the RULES'.

I'm havin' kettle chips and salsa dip and a beer for breakfast.

so FUCK the RULES! :D
 
I'm wearing brown and black together, so FUCK THE RULES!

Oh...that wasn't what you meant...... ;)
 
bbbbb....but the *rules*.... they're rules.... you can't... oh my god - they're not obeying the rules! My OCD-like personality cannot take this <head explodes>
 
Give it to the man, man! Rules suk man. I'm off to tescos and knicking the free bit's of chocolate bars.....Ok, I do that most days. But it's the thought that counts....And I'm wearing odd socks........again nothing new there, true. But.
 
geronimo_appleby said:
There are times when ya gotta say, 'FUCK the RULES'.

I'm havin' kettle chips and salsa dip and a beer for breakfast.

so FUCK the RULES! :D
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There are breakfast rules? :confused: Maybe I've lived alone too long, but it sounds to me like you're covering all the food groups there, so it sounds okay to me.
:rose:
 
PertPerth said:
There are breakfast rules? :confused: Maybe I've lived alone too long, but it sounds to me like you're covering all the food groups there, so it sounds okay to me.
:rose:
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aarggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

so ya mean to really fuck the rules i gotta conform to the breakfast norm?

dammit.

BTW, breakfast norm . . . he was a nice bloke. he uesed to flash his todger at the kids on the tram going to school. Breakfast Norm, he liked to shout FUCK the RULES . . . and show his cock too. :rolleyes:
 
geronimo_appleby said:
aarggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

so ya mean to really fuck the rules i gotta conform to the breakfast norm?

dammit.

BTW, breakfast norm . . . he was a nice bloke. he uesed to flash his todger at the kids on the tram going to school. Breakfast Norm, he liked to shout FUCK the RULES . . . and show his cock too. :rolleyes:
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He was also made from bacon and eggs. That's what he used to tell me. Though it didn't really taste of it when he asked me to lick it.
 
luv1 said:
He was also made from bacon and eggs. That's what he used to tell me. Though it didn't really taste of it when he asked me to lick it.
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that's cos Breakfast Norm didn't follow the bathing rules as well. also, he wasn't too bothered about where he poked it.

aromatic and fragrant it was - with a decidedly piquant after taste i found.
 
mmmmm trying to think what I might have done that was not correct - oh yeah.....

.....am wearing black with deep red as the chief bridemaid at a wedding shortly.... and am definitely planning on fucking the best man!
 
Nimo- print out the rules on some hard card, roll it up and hand me some lube, and i'll fuck them front, back and sideways, babe :D

*waves to Lovebug* hey Bitch :D :devil:
 
australwind said:
mmmmm trying to think what I might have done that was not correct - oh yeah.....

.....am wearing black with deep red as the chief bridemaid at a wedding shortly.... and am definitely planning on fucking the best man!
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when ya meet the best man on the day, whisper to him that his name is now 'Rules'. he'll be right confused no doubt, but think of the fun you'll have. *wink*

PS, send pics.
 
Never mind just fuck the rules, fuck the asshole who rang my door bell about 20 mins ago. I stambled down the stairs putting some jeans on as I went (no panties) and there was no one there!!!!

Fucking asshole...................or did I imagine the doorbell?????
 
bluefoxlady said:
Never mind just fuck the rules, fuck the asshole who rang my door bell about 20 mins ago. I stambled down the stairs putting some jeans on as I went (no panties) and there was no one there!!!!

Fucking asshole...................or did I imagine the doorbell?????
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after 20 mins you'd expect them to still be there? BITCH!

fuck, crossthread again!
 
bluefoxlady said:
Never mind just fuck the rules, fuck the asshole who rang my door bell about 20 mins ago. I stambled down the stairs putting some jeans on as I went (no panties) and there was no one there!!!!

Fucking asshole...................or did I imagine the doorbell?????
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20 mins to reach the door? How big's your house?
 
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