Fuck the Pastor

[MinisterOfFuck]

Ladies: Have you ever fantasized about fucking your priest or pastor? I'd love to hear about those fantasies and share mine from a pastor's perspective. PM me your details and your dirtiest fantasies.

 

[NiceNastyMann]

This certainly adds a new dimension to communion...

A confessional built for two... has a certain charm I suppose.

Repent!:caning:

Hmmm...

 

[Moon_Kyoung_ja]

So instead of saying ten Hail Mary's for intercession, we give ten blowjobs, two of which are to the pastor or priest? It sounds like some commandments breaking in the background to me

 

[MinisterOfFuck]

Yes, this is an unusual idea. But I am hoping their are some women out there who feel the same way as I do about it.

 

[Kitty]

I think people are taking this whole sex based website thing a bit too far now.

 

[surferman98]

I do a lot of volunteer work for my church. I must confess that i often fantasize about my pastor seducing me when my husband is out of town and getting me to do very naughty things with him and one of the elders.

that's hot

 

[NiceNastyMann]

I do a lot of volunteer work for my church. I must confess that i often fantasize about my pastor seducing me when my husband is out of town and getting me to do very naughty things with him and one of the elders.

Ah the mind wanders. conjures up a scene. A lady, dressed primly - kneeling as if ready to receive a blessing. The scent of candle, incense and flowers are in the air, the light is dim.

A man in black - the white collar telling us his office - his hand out on the top of her hair.

Then she leans forward, lips parted - his trousers are unzipped, his staff hard and jutting through the parted opening - to take his member into her mouth...

 

[NiceNastyMann]

that's very naughty ;-)

I had thought to add a ring of church elders around the two figures, their hands clasped behind their backs; each dressed in their Sunday finest - stiff, crisp starched white shirts - there to assist the pastor in his comforting the woman.

Snap - I guess I just did...

 

[MinisterOfFuck]

Found some great ladies to chat with, but always open to others with similar fantasies.

 

[MinisterOfFuck]

Bump.

 

[ramyanetgrrl]

Ladies: Have you ever fantasized about fucking your priest or pastor? I'd love to hear about those fantasies and share mine from a pastor's perspective. PM me your details and your dirtiest fantasies.

what is rhyme, whither meter,
and whoever needed measure



flickering candles, whispering curtains
does the light but show darkness within?
am I on my knees, do I repent my thoughts
my words my deeds, my secrets, all unburdened

will you hear me, will you shrive me,
listen to me with all consuming envy
or am I just another girl, whose thoughts
are a mirror to the ones you harbour?

how pure my thoughts are when you say,
get down on your knees. Do I pray
a silent prayer asking for forgiveness
for the thoughts that the candle ignites?

walls of stone ever yield to restless waters
what is the cross that I choose to bear?
were there not supposed to two of each,
can not mine kindred be so close to thee?

Ramya

 

[chris6767]

Beautiful poem, Ramya