Fuck the Muffins, Save the MUPPETS!

[Beaker]

Please!

 

[Draco]

Can I fuck the muppet instead...I've always had the hots for soft warm felt...oh-oh...gotta run....

 

[Summery]

Draco's got a felt fetish.

I used to, then I went to therapy.

 

[SweetCherry]

Dammit, Draco! I thought you had the hots dor redheaded yanks! And all this time it was felt you wanted. I thought Ravenloft was the only one who craved the feel of felt around him.

*sobbing*

Nobody loves redheads anymore.

 

[Draco]

Summer Baby, PM with your therapists name, looks like I'm in trouble again.

Sweety, dont you worry your pretty little redhead...EYES STILL LUVS YA...

 

[SweetCherry]

Sure, Draco, I know you love me. But what's gonna happen down the road? Am I gonna come home someday and find you've been in my craft basket for my felt? Am I gonna find cum stains all over it? I mean, can you give up felt for a live with a warm woman?

 

[Summery]

Sure, Draco, I know you love me. But what's gonna happen down the road? Am I gonna come home someday and find you've been in my craft basket for my felt? Am I gonna find cum stains all over it? I mean, can you give up felt for a live with a warm woman?

Rotflmao! Have no fear, I really do know a good therapist.

 

[Draco]

Hun, asking me to give up felt is like asking me to quit drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, breathing air or perving at uniforms (GRIN)....Its just not gonna happen, love me, love my fetishes/addictions/kinks/quirks/etc...

 

[SweetCherry]

Hun, asking me to give up felt is like asking me to quit drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, breathing air or perving at uniforms (GRIN)....Its just not gonna happen, love me, love my fetishes/addictions/kinks/quirks/etc...

You have to at least share the felt with me tho. I'll rub it all over you and you can do the same.

 

[SweetCherry]

Rotflmao! Have no fear, I really do know a good therapist.

He first needs to accept that he's got a problem. And admit he needs help. You saw him. He's shameless. He doesn't WANNA stop.

 

[Draco]

You have to at least share the felt with me tho. I'll rub it all over you and you can do the same.

OH my lord...I'll..ahhh...ummm...back in ten minutes...I ...ahhh...gotta put the...the...cat out ...yeah, thats it..I gotta put the cat out....

 

[SweetCherry]

Draco, you bastard, you don't have a cat! Put the felt down! Dammit, at least don't hide it from me. Share you selfish bastard!

 

[Draco]

Ummm..would you believe the dog needed a walk....?

 

[SweetCherry]

Ummm..would you believe the dog needed a walk....?

Hey, remember who you're talking to. I know which dog you're talking about and he's not gonna be walking.

 

[Draco]

God-damn...can I plead the 5th then...?
The Privacy act..?

*grabbing cell-phone*
"hello, is that the divorce attorneys..I need help...again...."

 

[SweetCherry]

Divorce? Already you're talking divorce? Well, dammit, I'll take you for all your felt. Let's see you recover after that!

 

[Draco]

No..NOT THE FELT...have my kids, my car, my money, my PC even...but dont take my beautiful felt..I cant live without That..!!

 

[SweetCherry]

You'll still get visitation of the felt, luv. But I worry that if you have possession of it, you'l forget about the world. You need to accept the fact that you can never be alone with it. You know tho, we CAN share it. I'll never leave you alone with it tho. You'll be too tempted. Beaker is mine.

 

[Draco]

Like hell...I'm kidnapping this muppet and absconding to deepest
South America....you'll never see the Beaker again

 

[Draco]

We're gonna live in a remote village high up in the Andes where you'll never find us.
I'll change our names to Fred and Bob.

You'll never see us or here from us again...you cold cruel heartless bitch.

 

[SweetCherry]

Like hell...I'm kidnapping this muppet and absconding to deepest
South America....you'll never see the Beaker again

No@! Please don't take my Beaker to South America! He goes so well with the rest of my toys. I love my beaker. He's like the muppet I never had as a child! Take anything, but please don't take my Beaker!

 

[SweetCherry]

We're gonna live in a remote village high up in the Andes where you'll never find us.
I'll change our names to Fred and Bob.

You'll never see us or here from us again...you cold cruel heartless bitch.

No,. you cruel bastard! Not Bob! I'll think of him every time I pull out my vbrator. My "Bob" is my favorite toy in my drawer, next to my Beaker! That's a cruel thing to do!

 

[Summery]

He first needs to accept that he's got a problem. And admit he needs help. You saw him. He's shameless. He doesn't WANNA stop.

LOL. You both are starting to worry me. This felt thing has gone on long enough.

*admitting I have a thing for the Cookie Monster*

 

[SweetCherry]

LOL. You both are starting to worry me. This felt thing has gone on long enough.

*admitting I have a thing for the Cookie Monster*

Hey, there's gotta be a fight now and again. How else do you have hot make up sex?

 

[Draco]

*screaming off down the road in the car with Beaker (Bob) tied and gagged in the trunK*

"Gotta call into Summers house and rescue Cookie Monster."

"Super Felt Fetishist to the rescue...!!!"