Fuck, she didn't loose!

[Svenskaflicka]

Just watched the last episode of "Playing it straight", and my heart went out for my sweet, hansome Sharif, who had his heart broken.

Oh, Sharif, you're better off without that little whore!

I just wish that Banks had been gay, so the little slut would have been kicked out on her bony ass without even a nickel!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay......I'm only saying this once......back away from the television, go pick up a book or if you must, then watch a cartoon and stay away from the reality shows.

unwrapping some papers... Oh look...chocolate!!!!
tosses away from where TV is..... Go get it!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

CHOCOLATE!

*runs off, wagging tail*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Whew....that was tooooooooooo easy. Oh look, Jerry Springer and Peoples court are on next.......plops on couch

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*munch, munch*

Now if only I could get that stupid song out of my head...

...some of these rugged riders
like a different rodeo...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*munch, munch*

Now if only I could get that stupid song out of my head...

...some of these rugged riders
like a different rodeo...

Shhhhhhhh keep it down, I can't hear what Jerry is saying.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, just the usual...

"Today I tell my bisexual siamese twin that I've been cheating on our grandfather with a Marsian dog who's had a sex change."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, just the usual...

"Today I tell my bisexual siamese twin that I've been cheating on our grandfather with a Marsian dog who's had a sex change."

damnit, I hate repeats........let's go out for icecream.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Your treat?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your treat?

only where they take food stamps.....oh, then we could each get our own half gallon carton and toppings galore!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You, my friend, is as they say, ON!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You, my friend, is as they say, ON!!!

It's always nice to travel with another woman, they love to eat too!!!

Let's hollow out a cake to put the icecream inside!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*gulp, swallow*

What icecream?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*gulp, swallow*

What icecream?

it was right here.........what the??? Hey, you're foaming from the mouth.......RABIES!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

I like reading threads where I don't know what the fuck anyone means. It's very relaxing. Carry on. P.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I like reading threads where I don't know what the fuck anyone means. It's very relaxing. Carry on. P.

P. love the AV, you look like the lady I would want to sit next to on the bus, if I took the bus.

 

[Guest]

P. love the AV, you look like the lady I would want to sit next to on the bus, if I took the bus.

Thanks, Abby. That was taken in Yorkshire so I was very happy. You'd like taking the bus in York., the drivers are very friendly and talk funny. P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

P, you look like a character froma fairy tale. If you hunch your back and try to llok like a cheese doodle, then you'd look just like the innocent little old lady who int he end turns out to be a powerful fairy in disguise!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I can just imagine little kids coming up to you and say "can you do maaaaaagic?"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Then again, who WOULDN'T do Magic Johnson..?

 

[Guest]

... then you'd look just like the innocent little old lady

P.

 

[matriarch]

P.

Hullo Purrrrdeeeeta.....don't get mad at the inmates, they can't help it.

And I'm with you, I don't have a fucking idea what they are talking about. Entertaining, innit?




PS, like the specs.

 

[Guest]

Hullo Purrrrdeeeeta.....

Love that spelling, girl. Wish I had company in the pic, though . P.

 

[Guest]

PS, like the specs.

They had an accident , wearing the red ones now. P.

 

[matriarch]

Love that spelling, girl. Wish I had company in the pic, though . P.

Any company to that pic would be an insipid ghost compared to the exotic kaleidescope that is you.