Fuck or Fight

[I'mVan]

Come on, anybody!?

I'm bloody frustrated and I need a release. I don't drink, or do drugs, or drink (much.) My car is to crappy to survive me drivig hard.

So anybody, fuck or fight? I'd rather fuck, but fighting has a certain appeal right now too.

 

[freakygirl]

You could come here.. fuck me then fight Mr Freaky...

Kills two birds with one stone

 

[Azwed]

Heh I remember one weekend about a year and a half ago when I was just having a shitty week.

Was the week of my 21st birthday and ever since my early teens my bdays have been total crap/depressing and this was more of the same.

I had not gone out in months and so I made a pledge with my roommate that we were going to go out that weekend with the three F's in mind.

Fuck
Fight
or get FFFUCKKEEDDD UP

First night was fight.

Second night was fuck and I met my current gf.

Turned out very well.

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

You could come here.. fuck me then fight Mr Freaky...

Kills two birds with one stone

up here for thinking (points to head!) *wink*

DM

 

[superlittlegirl]

I had a boyfriend for a coupla years, long ago, and we'd fight then fuck. Makeup sex can be great. I put bruises on his hips on a couple of occasions. I wondered, though, why I was with him if we had to be angry with each other to work up the intensity we both craved in bed. I broke up with him, eventually.

 

[MechaBlade]

Fight.

[Draws Sword]

 

[Azwed]

Fight.

[Draws Sword]

Never bring a sword/knife whatever to a gun fight.

 

[MechaBlade]

I was hoping he had no gun.

Plus, my sword is capable of firing projectiles.

 

[Azwed]

Ahh cool. The American History musuem has some of those on display in the weapons section.

 

[MechaBlade]

I hope you don't mean a bayonette.

 

[Azwed]

I hope you don't mean a bayonette.

Heh no a bayonette would be a dagger stuck to a gun.

These are various swords with guns attached to the hilt in some way. Most of them are cutlasses with a single or double shot derringer grafted onto the hilt.

Pretty cool looking actually.

 

[MechaBlade]

Cool.

 

[Sillyman]

And they told me a gunblade wouldn't be feasible. Fuckers.

 

[Azwed]

And they told me a gunblade wouldn't be feasible. Fuckers.

I might even be able to find a picture for one if I hunted in the right places want me to look?

 

[MechaBlade]

Please do.

 

[Sillyman]

Echoed by Sillyman
Please do.

 

[Azwed]

Here is a replica of what i am talking about.

The few of these that I have seen have been daggers or short swords.

http://www.shopallenbeys.com/pirate-collectibles-french-flintlock-pistol-dagger-j-ck-221204-4.html

 

[Azwed]

here is a cutlass version

http://www.shopallenbeys.com/pirate-collectibles-pirate-boarding-cutlass-pistol-j-ck-221052g-4.html

the master list

http://www.shopallenbeys.com/pirate-replica-collectibles.html

 

[MechaBlade]

Cool. I can't believe they had those. I'm guessing they didn't work too well or they wouldn't have stopped production.

 

[Sillyman]

I'm really lucky I don't own a credit card or I would spend all my money on stupid shit.

 

[Sillyman]

Cool. I can't believe they had those. I'm guessing they didn't work too well or they wouldn't have stopped production.

Well you bring yourself into a disadvantage. The gun can only hold so many rounds, and isn't terribly concealable. I imagine the grip needed for efficient firing and the grip needed for efficient slashing would be effectively difficult enough to keep the weapon from enjoying much popularity.

 

[Azwed]

All of those were single shot flintlocks although I have seen a couple of double shot ones though. I think it was more of a novelty then anything else because they aren't that pratical. Just adds a lot of weight to the sword making it more difficult to use.

 

[Sillyman]

Same with adding weight to a gun actually.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I'll take ya on buddy... drench guns at 50 paces at dawn.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Golly, couldn't we just have a pillow fight instead?