Fuck off you cunting bastard...

[p_p_man]

...who do you think you are? Afghanie?

 

[Starfish]

What? Huh? I hope everything is okay.


Here is a good solution.....for a current pest problem

What to do with Osama bin Ladin.

Killing him will only create a martyr.

Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return HER to Afghanistan, to live as a woman under the Taliban.

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This news broke the other day...

Kabul, Afghanistan.........October 2, 2001

A shocking development took place today as the ruling members of the Taliban held a press conference threatening the United States if its territory is invaded.

Immigration Czar Mohmammed Ali Momaluke stated that the Afghan authorities "would not hesitate for a moment" to cut off the US supply of convenience store managers.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cunting? I never knew cunt was a verb...

 

[p_p_man]

Cunting? I never knew cunt was a verb...

In that case you've never read the book "The Exorcist"...

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's a book? Whoa.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I read it...

"Did you see what she did, your cunting daughter?"

 

[sigh]

so who wants to take a stab at conjucating the verb "to cunt"?

i cunt
you cunt
he/she/it cunts

i cunted
you cunted
he/she/it cunted

i have cunten
you have cunten
he/she/it has cunten

damn...grammar school was too long ago...somebody else has to finish