Fuck me.

[Expertise]

Just fuck me.

I am way hornier than I can accurately describe in words.

So fuck me, just fuck me!

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH OH ME ME I volunteer my services!!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Naked Hunny]

Back off CB i havent had sex in 7 weeks he is MINE!!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Naked Hunny]

Exactly you are still a virgin so you dont know what you are missing out on!!

 

[Expertise]

No, I mean it, I really need to get fucked.

I am sitting here going nuts.

I could absolutely gaurantee 4-5 hours of uninterupted, unbridled, unbelievably intense sex right now.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Yes and we are volunteering!! Dont you think you need to take a lil vacation to the States!!

 

[April]

Damn it, I have to go to work today. That sucks!!! Not to mention can't afford the plane ticket there, otherwise I would! LOL

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Naked Hunny]

Expertise lives in New Brunswick, Canada!! Hes not in the states!! And damnit I wanna fuck him!!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[April]

I think most of the women on this board want to fuck his brains out! I sure do!

 

[Juliangel]

Heading to the airport now sweetie. On my way! Like I told you yesterday ANYTIME!!!

 

[Guest]

Aww, hell...

<Walking up to Expertise...getting down on my knees before him...looking up at him, smiling>

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[Naked Hunny]

Expertise dear if you havent noticed your fuckability factor is a big 10

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Good God!!!

Is this battle still raging? Exp? Why don't you just take them all? You can handle it.

Can I watch? Cheer? Throw Mazola into the fray?

 

[Juliangel]

No problem sweetie

I could absolutely gaurantee 4-5 hours of uninterupted, unbridled, unbelievably intense sex right now.


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I can handle that without a problem!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Only in Canada, you say?

no no no no ...

our Prime Minister stays in Canada ... lol
__________________
Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?
~Alanis Morrisette~

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Good God!!!

Is this battle still raging? Exp? Why don't you just take them all? You can handle it.

YES Great idea!!!
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We're ready when you are!

Sparky here is the cheering section for you.
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[Edited by Juliangel on 11-07-2000 at 09:56 AM]

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well I was not invited......

and tend to prefer "hands on" over "creative, mental, mutual, masturbation." Although it's happened and when considering you and the other tempting tarts on this thread - it sounds a bit exciting.

But again - to me it's like window shopping with no cash - thrilling for a mental millesecond or two and then - depressing - because I can't actually touch.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Exp..

can I watch too?

*smile*

 

[Expertise]

Jesus H. Christ!!!

Maybe I should be frightened by this....embarassment of riches.

I have to run to the drug store for the industrial size bottle of Vitamine E.

Maybe while i'm out I should toss back a couple of dozen oysters too.

BTW thanks and I am flattered to death but somebody please just step up and fuck me. I don't care cyber phone e-mail
I NEED RELEASE!

 

[Silverlily]

And I need your addy...

Poor lonely little email with no home, so sad.