Fuck, Marry or Kill?

[Blushing Bottom]

I'm confused...help...well here goes...

Marry Princess Ann she had the most power for a minute
Kill Princess Margaret tired of her romance woes
Fuck The Dutchess of York she's the only one left alive

Jean Paul Satre
Mussolini
Mary Queen of Scotts

Ugh!

Fuck Moe (he's got it coming)
Marry Larry (such a sweet thing)
Kill Curly (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk)

Princess Margaret
Princess Anne
Duchess of York

 

[Alt]

I'm confused...help...well here goes...

Marry Princess Ann she had the most power for a minute
Kill Princess Margaret tired of her romance woes
Fuck The Dutchess of York she's the only one left alive

Jean Paul Satre
Mussolini
Mary Queen of Scotts

Quite a commendable effort if I must say. Now on to your list...

Fuck Sarte (i'd like to hear what he says after)
Marry Mary (I sense she had a kinky side to explore)
Kill Mussolini (Not even his bald head could save him)

 

[intothewoods]

Quite a commendable effort if I must say. Now on to your list...

Fuck Mussolini (it's the bald head thing I think)
Marry Mary (I sense she had a kinky side to explore)
Kill Sarte (way too deep)

you wouldn't kill Mussolini? Duuuuude.

Where are your three?

 

[Alt]

Where are your three?

Geraldo Rivera
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Reilly

 

[Alt]

you wouldn't kill Mussolini? Duuuuude.

Better?

 

[intothewoods]

Geraldo Rivera
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Reilly

oooh, good one.

Hmm, who to kill, who to kill...

I would kill Bill O'Reilly, because he's so damn insufferable.
I would fuck Ann Coulter, and I'd make it hurt. Of course, she'd probably like that.
I would marry Geraldo for the money, and he could have his flings up the yazoo.

Henry Kissinger
Condi Rice
Madeleine Albright

 

[midwestyankee]

oooh, good one.

Hmm, who to kill, who to kill...

I would kill Bill O'Reilly, because he's so damn insufferable.
I would fuck Ann Coulter, and I'd make it hurt. Of course, she'd probably like that.
I would marry Geraldo for the money, and he could have his flings up the yazoo.

Henry Kissinger
Condi Rice
Madeleine Albright

This is sooooo evil....

Kill Kissinger - a little bit of one's own medicine, don't you know.
Fuck Condi - ideally on that presidential seal rug in the oval office.
Marry Madeleine - because underneath it all I think she's submissive but most of all because she can carry on a great conversation.


Larry King
Dan Rather
Katie Couric

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Larry King
Dan Rather
Katie Couric

Fuck Dan - freakin' liberal
Kill Larry - won't have to listen to his nasal crap any more
Marry Katie - would expect to get a few more fucks outta her

These may have already been done - if so, maybe a different poster will answer this time with different answers and/or reasons:

Randy Jackson ............... Paula Abdul ................ Simon Cowell

 

[Alt]

Randy Jackson ............... Paula Abdul ................ Simon Cowell

Fuck Paula (she'd get annoying after a while)
Marry Simon (he's got the money)
Kill Randy (sorry, dog)


Following are the characters, NOT the actors who portrayed them...
Jerry Seinfeld
George Costanza
Cosmo Kramer

 

[omniavincet]

This one is easier than it looks at first:

Costanza - the easy choice to fuck, the guy desperately needs to get laid;
Seinfeld - you have to marry Jerry because a) he'll make you laugh, b) he's clean and tidy and c) because you'd wanna kill Cramer after about 10 minutes with him.

OV

Next up: 3 of my fave female athletes

Steffi Graf (tennis)
Flo Jo (sprinter)
Annika Sorenstam (golf)

 

[Alt]

Steffi Graf (tennis)
Flo Jo (sprinter)
Annika Sorenstam (golf)

Fuck FloJo (give those nails a try at least once)
Marry Annika (she can wear spiked stilletos on the greens)
Kill Steffi (game, set, match over!)

Hmm, who to kill, who to kill...

Roseanne Barr
Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie (the Jetson's Maid)

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[omniavincet]

Now that's a tougher one. Hmm.

Fuck Roseanne (probably she fucks me, but that's cool)
Marry Rosie the Maid - never have to make the bed or do dishes...
Kill Rosie O - too much whining...

OK, how about:

Osama bin Laden
Che Guevara
Fidel Castro

 

[Kierae]

Now that's a tougher one. Hmm.

Osama bin Laden
Che Guevara
Fidel Castro

Fuck Che Guevara - I love my rebels.
Marry Fidel Castro - continuance - I love my rebels...(and he does run a country)
Osama - sorry dude, but oh so dead because you are an asshole, even for us anarchist types.


So considering I am a cooking fiend:

1) Bobby Flay
2) Giada de Laurentiis
3) Rachel Ray

***all very appealing in their own ways but hey you have to chose!

~kierae

 

[skittles_lm]

Fuck Che Guevara - I love my rebels.
Marry Fidel Castro - continuance - I love my rebels...(and he does run a country)
Osama - sorry dude, but oh so dead because you are an asshole, even for us anarchist types.


So considering I am a cooking fiend:

1) Bobby Flay
2) Giada de Laurentiis
3) Rachel Ray

***all very appealing in their own ways but hey you have to chose!

~kierae

too easy!

Kill bobby, he has soo outlived his usefulness on this planet.

Marry Rachel, get her barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen

fuck Giada until one of us can't move anymore... and then start over as soon as breath is caught. Meow!


LOL yay for food network!



Trent Reznor
Marylin Manson
Steven tyler

 

[HottieMama]

Trent Reznor
Marylin Manson
Steven tyler

SO EASY

Fuck Trent
Marry Steven Tyler (my youngest is named after him)
Kill Marilyn...creepy bastard...

Kelly Clarkson
Brittany Murphy
Bono

 

[intothewoods]

Trent Reznor
Marylin Manson
Steven tyler

SO EASY

Fuck Trent
Marry Steven Tyler (my youngest is named after him)
Kill Marilyn...creepy bastard...

Kelly Clarkson
Brittany Murphy
Bono

Bump! Because I'm bored...

I'd fuck Bono. Why not.
I'd marry Kelly - she seems really low maintenance.
And I'd kill Brittany because she's fucking annoying.


Brad Pitt
Matt Damon
George Clooney

 

[sexycaz22]

Bump! Because I'm bored...

I'd fuck Bono. Why not.
I'd marry Kelly - she seems really low maintenance.
And I'd kill Brittany because she's fucking annoying.


Brad Pitt
Matt Damon
George Clooney

Ohhhh a hard choice!

I would fuck Matt Damon, marry George Clooney and kill Brad Pitt!

OK:

Scottish actors;

Ewan McGregor
Sean Connery
Robert Carlyle

 

[GentleSub_Ivy]

Ohhhh a hard choice!

I would fuck Matt Damon, marry George Clooney and kill Brad Pitt!

OK:

Scottish actors;

Ewan McGregor
Sean Connery
Robert Carlyle

Fuck Ewan McGregor

Isn't Sean Connery dead yet?

Marry the ever so lovely Robert Carlyle

Oops sorry. Forgot to add 3.

Hmmmm. How about some Michigan folks

Eminem
Jeff Daniels
Madonna

 

[HottieMama]

Fuck Eminem...
Marry Madonna.
Kill Jeff Daniels



Dave Navarro.
Perry Farrell.
Henry Rollins

 

[Netzach]

Fuck Eminem...
Marry Madonna.
Kill Jeff Daniels



Dave Navarro.
Perry Farrell.
Henry Rollins

Henry Rollins is no fun....Henry Rollins is no fun...

but I'd fuck him in da butt any day...

Kill Farrel. To hear the squeak.

Marry Navarro. I mean if he kept Carmen Electra interested for that long there may be something to it...

 

[Netzach]

Steve Carrel
Steven Colbert
Larry David

 

[lk70]

Steve Carrel
Steven Colbert
Larry David

Now this is fun. Ok. I guess I'd fuck Steve Carell (that's who you mean right?).

Marry Colbert because he's funny and smart. And I'd like to fuck him too.

Kill Larry David because he whines too damn much.


Matthew Perry
Robin Williams
Zach Braff

 

[intothewoods]

Now this is fun. Ok. I guess I'd fuck Steve Carell (that's who you mean right?).

Marry Colbert because he's funny and smart. And I'd like to fuck him too.

Kill Larry David because he whines too damn much.


Matthew Perry
Robin Williams
Zach Braff

bumpety bump

I would fuck Matthew Perry, because I love sarcasm in a man.
I would marry Robin Williams, because he's the richest.
I would kill Zach Braff because he's always annoyed me and I have no idea why.

(in Netz's honor...)

Wolf Blitzer
Rush Limbaugh
PapaBear Bill O'Reilly

 

[midwestyankee]

bumpety bump

I would fuck Matthew Perry, because I love sarcasm in a man.
I would marry Robin Williams, because he's the richest.
I would kill Zach Braff because he's always annoyed me and I have no idea why.

(in Netz's honor...)

Wolf Blitzer
Rush Limbaugh
PapaBear Bill O'Reilly

Regardless of the answer, I want video-taping rights.