Fuck, Marry or Kill?

[intothewoods]

I'm afraid this will freak people out, but it's just a joke. I'm up for mindless fun at the moment, you see. So I love this horrible game that I have been dying to play here. It's in very poor taste, but also kind of fun in a sick way.

Here's how it works:

Three celebrities are named. You have to choose one to marry, one to fuck and one to kill. For example. Clive Owen, Jude Law and Ewan McGregor. I'd fuck Clive Owen, because he's super hot. I'd marry Ewan McGregor because he's supposed to be a good husband. And I'd kill Jude Law because he fucked his kid's nanny.

And then you have to name three for the next person.

How about supermodels: Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer and Naomi Campbell. Fuck, marry or kill?

 

[Netzach]

I'm afraid this will freak people out, but it's just a joke. I'm up for mindless fun at the moment, you see. So I love this horrible game that I have been dying to play here. It's in very poor taste, but also kind of fun in a sick way.

Here's how it works:

Three celebrities are named. You have to choose one to marry, one to fuck and one to kill. For example. Clive Owen, Jude Law and Ewan McGregor. I'd fuck Clive Owen, because he's super hot. I'd marry Ewan McGregor because he's supposed to be a good husband. And I'd kill Jude Law because he fucked his kid's nanny.

And then you have to name three for the next person.

How about supermodels: Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer and Naomi Campbell. Fuck, marry or kill?

Fuck Claudia Schiffer, Marry Naomi Campbell and kill Cindy Crawford. Talk about overexposure.

That was easy.

Ernest Borgnine, Snoopy, and Britney.

 

[HottieMama]

Fuck Claudia Schiffer, Marry Naomi Campbell and kill Cindy Crawford. Talk about overexposure.

That was easy.

Ernest Borgnine, Snoopy, and Britney.

Fuck Britney...yeah..i so would...
Marry Snoopy...is that even legal???
Kill Ernie


Jon Bon Jovi, Dave Navarro, Gina Gershon

 

[intothewoods]

Fuck Britney...yeah..i so would...
Marry Snoopy...is that even legal???
Kill Ernie


Jon Bon Jovi, Dave Navarro, Gina Gershon

Yay, players!

First, I concur with your choices. I'd also fuck Brit!

Now, tough. I refuse to marry a man who does botox so I'm afraid I'll have to kill Jon, fuck Dave and marry Gina. Just cause I wouldn't f Dave Navarro.

K. George Clooney, Matt Damon and Ben Afleck.

 

[HottieMama]

Yay, players!

First, I concur with your choices. I'd also fuck Brit!

Now, tough. I refuse to marry a man who does botox so I'm afraid I'll have to kill Jon, fuck Dave and marry Gina. Just cause I wouldn't f Dave Navarro.

K. George Clooney, Matt Damon and Ben Afleck.

I LOVE Dave Navarro...

F- George Clooney..i love older men
M- Ben
K- Matt

Roseanne Barr, Flavor Flav, Peter Steele (lead singer of Type O Negative)

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Roseanne Barr, Flavor Flav, Peter Steele (lead singer of Type O Negative)

Edited since someone jumped ahead of me....
Fuck or marry, none of the above, I don't swing that way.
Kill? Roseanne Barr just on general principle.

Madonna, A-Rod, Julian McMahon

 

[intothewoods]

Edited since someone jumped ahead of me....
Fuck or marry, none of the above, I don't swing that way.
Kill? Roseanne Barr just on general principle.

Madonna, A-Rod, Julian McMahon

Hey, that's cheating!!!!

F Julian - mmm
kill a-rod
marry madge - and no I don't swing that way but I do play by the rules!

 

[intothewoods]

Hey, that's cheating!!!!

F Julian - mmm
kill a-rod
marry madge - and no I don't swing that way but I do play by the rules!

Oops - I was so bothered by the rule violations that I forgot to post three more.

Rosanna Arquette
Patricia Arquette
Edited again -- lol - I mean Alexis Arquette - the drag queen brother

(Btw - HottieMama - I agree again! Dude, creepy! )

 

[Netzach]

Edited since someone jumped ahead of me....
Fuck or marry, none of the above, I don't swing that way.
Kill? Roseanne Barr just on general principle.

Madonna, A-Rod, Julian McMahon

For the record I don't swing snoopy or Ernest Borgnine's way. Or Britney, as I have an aversion to psycho baby dykes. It's a game.

 

[Marquis]

For the record I don't swing snoopy or Ernest Borgnine's way. Or Britney, as I have an aversion to psycho baby dykes. It's a game.

No way, I can totally see the need to make that entirely clear. I'm afraid you're just not in touch with how straight the average heterosexual male is, Netz.

 

[popcorn2721]

Oops - I was so bothered by the rule violations that I forgot to post three more.

Rosanna Arquette
Patricia Arquette
Edited again -- lol - I mean Alexis Arquette - the drag queen brother

(Btw - HottieMama - I agree again! Dude, creepy! )

Ill give this game a shot
I would fuck Rosanna Arquette, till her legs fell off!
marry Patricia Arquette...
kill Alexis Arquette

Katey Segal
Steven Seagal
George Segal

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Ill give this game a shot
I would fuck Rosanna Arquette, till her legs fell off!
marry Patricia Arquette...
kill Alexis Arquette

Katey Segal
Steven Seagal
George Segal

Okay! Okay! I'll play by da rules...

I'd fuck Katey and marry George (I know he'd make me laugh a lot)...

Buh-bye, Steven!

Timothy Leary, Dennis Leary, Meryl Streep

 

[tzigane]

We'll go with marry Meryl, fuck Denis, and say sayonara to Timothy.

Kate Walsh, Katherine Moennig, and Karina Lombard?

 

[intothewoods]

We'll go with marry Meryl, fuck Denis, and say sayonara to Timothy.

Kate Walsh, Katherine Moennig, and Karina Lombard?

Marry Kate Walsh.
Kill Katherine Moennig
and F Karina Lombard.


Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly and Dr. Laura.

 

[DVS]

Marry Kate Walsh.
Kill Katherine Moennig
and F Karina Lombard.


Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly and Dr. Laura.

Stern is almost dead, anyway. He's so white. He's gone.

Bill, I guess I'd marry, because I don't fuck guys. Maybe I could get some head from that "O".

Dr. Laura...I hope she likes anal sex! Cause that's where I'm headed.

Barack Obama

Hillary Rodham Clinton

John Edwards


(this might give us some insight on the coming election)

 

[WriterDom]

Even Bill won't fuck Hillary. I'd probably marry her since she'd let me fuck any thing that moves. I'd kill Obama. That would get me brownie points with Hillary. That leaves fucking Edwards. With a little make up, he'd be prettier than Hillary.

Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr, and Nancy Pelosi

 

[MasterMischief]

Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr, and Nancy Pelosi

F - Roseanne Barr - Hey, it's a one night stand.
M - Nancy Pelosi - She's in Syria, the cat's away.
K - Rosie O'Donnell - Although who is the most annoying is really close.

Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Simon Cowell (how about a theme)

 

[DVS]

...That leaves fucking Edwards. With a little make up, he'd be prettier than Hillary...

Personally, I don't think it would take any make up...maybe longer hair.

And, Hillary has this cold aura about her. I'd be afraid of freezing my cock off. Maybe that's why Bill uses cigar cases, instead. Once bitten (or frozen)...



Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Simon Cowell (how about a theme)

Of course, I'd fuck Pauila. It would be a difficult choice, but I'd probably marry Simon, because he's becoming so fucking rich. And, only because of the process of elimination, I'd have to kill Randy. But, it would be a toss up, for sure. Yo, Dog. You down for that?

Charlie's Angels...the TV series

Farrah Fawcett
Kate Jackson
Jaclyn Smith

 

[FurryFury]

Personally, I don't think it would take any make up...maybe longer hair.

And, Hillary has this cold aura about her. I'd be afraid of freezing my cock off. Maybe that's why Bill uses cigar cases, instead. Once bitten (or frozen)...



Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Simon Cowell (how about a theme)

Of course, I'd fuck Pauila. It would be a difficult choice, but I'd probably marry Simon, because he's becoming so fucking rich. And, only because of the process of elimination, I'd have to kill Randy. But, it would be a toss up, for sure. Yo, Dog. You down for that?

Charlie's Angels...the TV series

Farrah Fawcett
Kate Jackson
Jaclyn Smith

OMG!!!

I lurve Jaclyn!

Fuck KJ
Marry JS
Kill FF

Yul Vázquez
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0891485/
Yul Brynner
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000989/
Yul Kwon
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor13/survivors/bio_yul.shtml

Fury

 

[WriterDom]

OMG!!!

I lurve Jaclyn!

Fuck KJ
Marry JS
Kill FF

Yul Vázquez
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0891485/
Yul Brynner
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000989/
Yul Kwon
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor13/survivors/bio_yul.shtml

Fury

Why would you kill yourself, FF? What is a FurryFury anyway?

 

[FurryFury]

Why would you kill yourself, FF? What is a FurryFury anyway?

Rule breaker much???

Hahaha!

It's one of my fondest fantasies?

And a FurryFury is a cute lil kitty who bushes up and chases things in a circle.

Fury

 

[Shankara20]

OMG!!!

I lurve Jaclyn!

Fuck KJ
Marry JS
Kill FF

Yul Vázquez
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0891485/
Yul Brynner
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000989/
Yul Kwon
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor13/survivors/bio_yul.shtml

Fury

Fuck - Yul Vázquez
Marry- Yul Brynner
Kill - Yul Kwon


Frank Sinatra
Frankenfurter (Rocky Horror)
Frank Zappa

 

[Exogenous]

M - Frank Sinatra (he could sing a nice lullaby every night)
F - Frankenfurter (Rocky Horror) (wild and crazy, lots of fun)
K - Frank Zappa (his kids have weird names)

Jon Rhys Meyers
John Lennon
John Belushi

 

[intothewoods]

M - Frank Sinatra (he could sing a nice lullaby every night)
F - Frankenfurter (Rocky Horror) (wild and crazy, lots of fun)
K - Frank Zappa (his kids have weird names)

Jon Rhys Meyers
John Lennon
John Belushi

Yay, am so pleased with all the good boys and girls here. Treats for everyone!

Now...this is a hard one, Ex.

Fuck JRM REPEATEDLY. I'd just have to. Hmmm, I love John Belushi, but I think to be married to him would be just too trying, so I'd marry John Lennon and then I have to kill JB! Sorry, John! Well, he is already dead.

Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Severus Snape

 

[Exogenous]

Yay, am so pleased with all the good boys and girls here. Treats for everyone!

Now...this is a hard one, Ex.

Fuck JRM REPEATEDLY. I'd just have to. Hmmm, I love John Belushi, but I think to be married to him would be just too trying, so I'd marry John Lennon and then I have to kill JB! Sorry, John! Well, he is already dead.

Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Severus Snape

I like the way you think...JRM REPEATEDLY.

M- Harry Potter (sensible, I suppose)
F - Ron Weasley (he just might turn out to be a tiger in the bedroom with all that pent up frustration of being HP's sidekick)
K - Severus Snape (before he gets the chance to cut my heart out with a spoon...oops, that was a different movie.)

Kate Moss
Katherine (Kate) Hepburn
Kate Winslet