Fuck, Marry, Kill

[Kymberley]

This is the name of the new game Howard Stern has been playing this week.


Here is how it goes:


Name three people then decide who you will fuck, who you would marry and who you would kill. Then tell why for each one.

I will start.


Real life Celebs:

Mel Gibson, Kurt Russell, Sylvester Stallone

Fuck > Kurt Imagine the power of the thrusts

Marry > Mel So faithful and still probably a great fuck after all he does have six kids.

Kill > Sylvester Just when was the last time you saw him and he looked good?



Lit Celebs:

PC, Todd, Yayati

Fuck > PC All that wickedness inside one stud of a man

Marry > Todd Have you ladies seen the size of his cock? 'nuff said on that one. Just everyone keep telling him I am a virgin too.

Kill > Yayati So we all can have fun at this game.





Next

 

[Rubyfruit]

PC, Dillinger, Nessus

I'm playing a little differently though. My list is fuck, fuck, fuck.

Ruby

 

[gridiron]

Hmmm.. Fun game!

Well.. Lemme see here..

Celebs

Gwenyth Paltrow, Rene Russo, Julia Roberts

Fuck - Rene Ruso - I've fantasized about her since I was fifteen..

Marry - Gwneyth Paltrow - She's everything a man could want in a wife..

Kill - Julia Roberts - Sorry.. But the Pretty Girl has to go..

Lit Board

celiaKitten, Savage Kitten, Kid Rock1 & SexyThang

Fuck - celiaKitten - I'd be more than willing to slip into those covers with you, babe..

Marry - Savage Kitten - SK & I hit it off first thing when I joined.. I hope to get to know almost everything there is about her..

Kill - Kid Rock1 & SexyThang - Sorry, fucksprocket & douchepuddle.. But your days are numbered..

 

[Kymberley]

PC, Dillinger, Nessus

I'm playing a little differently though. My list is fuck, fuck, fuck.

Ruby

But that is not how the game is played Ruby.

Now go to your room with your list until you learn to follow the rules, young lady.

 

[Rubyfruit]

*pout* Ok, Kymberley, I'll do it your way.

Celebs: Billy Bob Thorton and Angelina Jolie, Harrison Ford and Sandra Bullock

My fantasy three-way fuck would definitely be Billy Bob and Angelina. Can you imagine how wild that would be?

I'd marry Harrison Ford because I like tough guys who are sweet.

I'd kill Sandra Bullock just because her whinny-ass voice drives me insane.

Online: PC, Bob Peale and Unregistered trolls

I'd fuck PC because I think he's funny and irreverent and doesn't give a damn what people think of him. Also, he's a gorgeous hunk of burning man flesh.

I'd marry Bob Peale because he is sexy, funny and a good dad.

I'd kill the unregistered trolls because I can't stand cowards.

There - did I do it right this time, Kymberley? Can I come out of my room now?


Ruby

 

[Kymberley]

Awesome spin on it Ruby. Loved the threesome angle.

*pout* Ok, Kymberley, I'll do it your way.

There - did I do it right this time, Kymberley? Can I come out of my room now?


Ruby

Since I didn't see my name on that list, I might just have to come into your room and discuss this with you.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Heehee, Kym. That's what was so hard about this game. The list of Literoticans that I want to fuck is very long indeed.

Ruby

 

[Kymberley]

I know Ruby, but that is what makes this game fun. Decisions, decisions, decisions.

 

[aaron697]

Wow....tough decisions

Celebrities

Fuck: Kim Delaney- Just because she does it for me.......need I say any more?

Marry: Natalie Merchant- that voice could lull me to sleep each night

Kill: N'Sync- no explanation necessary.


That was a bit tough

A

 

[KillerMuffin]

Real life celebs...

Fuck... I'll get back to you.
Marry... Uh, none of them?
Kill... Whichever primadonna mutherfucker pansy I was soft in the head enough to marry.

Lit...

Fuck... Do I have to pick just one??? I like Doctors, Agronomists, Sarcastic Comedians, Law wranglers, Gnufi creators... so many guys so little time *sigh*

Marry... Well, the StudMuffin isn't into Bigamy but I wouldn't mind.

Kill... Where do I start. Now, would this be torture to a lengthy and heinous death or would this be a quick execution style offing? Or could I do both?

 

[Mischka]

Just everyone keep telling him I am a virgin too.

Todd, did you know that Kymberly is still a virgin? How such a luscious creature could remain untouched is simply impossible to comprehend. Guess she's just waiting for that special guy...

My brain is running on empty, so the only category that comes to mind is Kill: Kinkylove. The person is demented and I want her gone. I'll do the others later. Maybe.

 

[Xander]

Celebs:

Rachel Leigh Cook, Mena Suvari, Alley Walker.

Marry: Rachel Leigh Cook, seem to have heart in the right place, and brains to boot. PLus she intrigues me a lot.

Fuck: Mena Suvari. Have you seen the lips and body she has????? Nuff said.

Kill: Alley Walker. Dumb broad that annoys me every single time she appears.

lit

[*CLASSIFIED BY LIT-CIA*]

 

[Kymberley]

Re: Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill

Todd, did you know that Kymberley is still a virgin? How such a luscious creature could remain untouched is simply impossible to comprehend. Guess she's just waiting for that special guy...

Damn Mischka, I owe you one.




See Todd, even Mischka knows I am still a virgin.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

This thread is hysterical.

I'm still thinking. I'll post back in a bit. LOL

 

[Renegade]

This thread is hysterical.

I'm still thinking. I'll post back in a bit. LOL

What a cop out!

Although, I do have an idea of who you'd pick for the "Marry" part. The lucky bastard.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Oh my gosh, you're being nice to me?
Quit it!
*looking around quickly*
It's making me paranoid.

 

[Renegade]

Don't worry. It won't last.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

fuck-any one who would be true to me
marry-who wants me for me
kill-no way i would do that


i rather cuddle on cold nights like these

 

[Kymberley]

fuck-any one who would be true to me
marry-who wants me for me
kill-no way i would do that


i rather cuddle on cold nights like these

You have to play by the rules HardKoreBJ. Otherwise, you will be sent to your room until you can play right.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

there are rules.maybe i should have read the rules first.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

fuck-chyna,julia roberts
marry-bridget fonda
kill-pauly shore






am i playing right kym

 

[Kymberley]

sort of


but here are your choices


chyna
julia
bridgette



Pauly is a bonus. Not to be confused with the other group.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[juicylips]

This is a fun thread....

I have to choose who to fuck, marry and kill??

I'll have to think about it and get back with you..

Anyone have any suggestions?

Cassidy

 

[Kymberley]

*psst*

Desert you can use the shack up option if you would like?


Can't you just pretend the "M" word?