fuck machines

[JupesUK]

Does anyone know how to make one of those fuck machines? or knows of a web site that gives details on how to make one ;-)

Jupes
xx

 

[Bobmi357]

Just about any decent motor will do for this, the problem is usually the motor turns at too many rpms. So you want to reduce the rpms using some gearing. After all, a machine that produces 1500 thrusts per minute is liable to seriously injure someone.

Personally I would think anything beyond 30 thrusts per minute would be too much.

Assuming you have a motor with gearing running between 10 and 20 rpm, you could attach a wooden wheel to it and by adding an offset wooden dowl you can translate rotational motion into back and forth motion.

I've not built anything like this, but it I were, this is probably the basic approach I'd use.

 

[midwestyankee]

There is an episode of Real Sex (HBO) that dealt with these machines. I believe one person made one using the motor from a kitchen mixer. You might want to try to check out the HBO website to see if you can determine which episode it was on and when that episode might be aired again.

Basically Bobmi's directions are appropriate. The key is to keep the stroke speed and depth appropriate. Once you have that right, they can run as long as they're plugged in and the lucky lady gets to have all the fun she can handle. And maybe more.

 

[CelticFrog]

Fucking Machines

Try this website for pictures and video of various homemade machines.

There are also links to where you can purchase them if they are for sale.

However, if you are mechanically inclined, I'd be willing to bet that with a little creativity and a lot of watching of these videos, you can mimic one. Or just create your own version and submit it to their website.

Ang

 

[TNRkitect2b]

If you really want to make yourself one, a decent place to start is with a variable speed Reciprocating saw these alsp come in cordless varieties.

The one I linked to has a 1 1/4" stroke and the speed is adjustable from 0 to 2300 per minute, depending upon how much you pull the trigger. The blades are removable, and one could be inserted into a silicone or rubber dildo, with extreme care taken to make sure it was centered, and superglue applied to ensure seperation does not occur. or, you could modify a blade to attach in another fashion, but you get the idea.

One caveat, if you wish to use a machine invest is a VERY generous tube/bottle of lube!

The above is answering the question, not endorsing it as safe. You are the one responsible to ensure the safety of all participants.

 

[ReadyOne]

Just about any decent motor will do for this, the problem is usually the motor turns at too many rpms. So you want to reduce the rpms using some gearing. After all, a machine that produces 1500 thrusts per minute is liable to seriously injure someone.

Personally I would think anything beyond 30 thrusts per minute would be too much.

Assuming you have a motor with gearing running between 10 and 20 rpm, you could attach a wooden wheel to it and by adding an offset wooden dowl you can translate rotational motion into back and forth motion.

I've not built anything like this, but it I were, this is probably the basic approach I'd use.

This see,ms to be the approach taken by the sybian guy....

 

[firefighter02]

I gotta really pay attention to the topic

Hmmmm.. I have actually been refered to as a fuck machine..sigh

 

[Bobmi357]

This see,ms to be the approach taken by the sybian guy....

I've seen a clip of the sybian in action. Its noisy, damn noisy. I suspect that the sybian not only strokes, but also vibrates, which would account for the noise.

I would also suggest to anyone that does want to build their own to keep the stroke length short, only an inch or two.

The one I linked to has a 1 1/4" stroke and the speed is adjustable from 0 to 2300 per minute, depending upon how much you pull the trigger. The blades are removable, and one could be inserted into a silicone or rubber dildo, with extreme care taken to make sure it was centered, and superglue applied to ensure seperation does not occur. or, you could modify a blade to attach in another fashion, but you get the idea.

This kinda bothers me. The speed of the saw would be hard to control, and at 2300 rpm you could seriously damage something. Human flesh is going to generate only so much lubricant and at higher speeds that lubricant would be totally inadequate. Even with added lubricant you could still burn it off too quickly. Thats why I suggested keeping the strokes to something slower, more realistic. Frankly I don't know too many guys capable of doing 2300 strokes a minute.

 

[jpschust]

funny that you mention this. im actually working on building my own version of a sybian for whenever i find a Domme for myself

 

[Bobmi357]

It wouldn't be hard to build, and certainly would be a lot cheaper than buying a sybian.

 

[jpschust]

the key for me, since im building it from scratch (all the electronics too) that it be able to do a number of things

 

[TNRkitect2b]

I've seen a clip of the sybian in action. Its noisy, damn noisy. I suspect that the sybian not only strokes, but also vibrates, which would account for the noise.

I would also suggest to anyone that does want to build their own to keep the stroke length short, only an inch or two.



This kinda bothers me. The speed of the saw would be hard to control, and at 2300 rpm you could seriously damage something. Human flesh is going to generate only so much lubricant and at higher speeds that lubricant would be totally inadequate. Even with added lubricant you could still burn it off too quickly. Thats why I suggested keeping the strokes to something slower, more realistic. Frankly I don't know too many guys capable of doing 2300 strokes a minute.

Hence my admonition to use at own risk... If I knew enough about such things (I know just enough to be dangerous now, which is why I DON'T say this is the solution) to describe how to limit the speed either mechanically or electricaly I would. My guess would be something along the lines of a rheostat (a device similar to the controls of a model railroad) but again, I am no expert. It was just a suggestion and should be research more thoroughly than my brief "I wonder" which is where the previous post came from

 

[freddyandeddy]

You should send an e-mail to Violet Blue, who's the editor of a website called Tiny Nibbles, as well as an erotic fiction editor and author of several good books on everything from fellatio to cunnilingus. You can get her contact information at www.tinynibbles.com.

The reason I mention her is that she just so happens to be a MACHINE enthusiast. She designs and builds machines up to large flame throwing, metal chewing monsters that put that TV show Battlebots to shame. She'd definitely be able to guide you to the right designs, parts, and resources to create something. And she's extremely cool and gracious.

 

[MagicFingers]

Windshiend Wiper Motor

You can pick one up cheap at your local junk yard.
The motion is right and the speed variable.
Use your creativity and imagination to come up with the proper attachments and mounting.
(This would be Click & Clack's choice, I'm sure!)

 

[Meat Whistler]

Re: Windshiend Wiper Motor

You can pick one up cheap at your local junk yard.
The motion is right and the speed variable.
Use your creativity and imagination to come up with the proper attachments and mounting.
(This would be Click & Clack's choice, I'm sure!)

Are you serious??

 

[HzDomme]

I can't find the link to it but there are plans somewhere on the web to make a super vibrator from a sander inside of a supersized mailbox with a dildo attached.
I don't recall how it worked but it appeared easy to make.

 

[grayin]

Saw this post and wanted to add my 2cents.
I am making one now for my wife. I am using a window motor from a car. The rpm is good because it is driven with gears. I hooked up a battery tonight and the concept I have I think will work. I want to get a adjust. power supply next so the RPM can be varied a little.

Grayin

 

[blondie74]

Just about any decent motor will do for this, the problem is usually the motor turns at too many rpms. So you want to reduce the rpms using some gearing. After all, a machine that produces 1500 thrusts per minute is liable to seriously injure someone.

Personally I would think anything beyond 30 thrusts per minute would be too much.

Assuming you have a motor with gearing running between 10 and 20 rpm, you could attach a wooden wheel to it and by adding an offset wooden dowl you can translate rotational motion into back and forth motion.

I've not built anything like this, but it I were, this is probably the basic approach I'd use.

LOL! It sounds as you've put more than just a little thought into this!!

 

[77Cobra]

How about a 5 Horse Briggs and Stratton motor with a pulley mounted on the shaft and a piece of allthread put through the outer part of the pulley with a big 12 inch dildoeattached to it.Better open the bedroom window and let the fumes out though.
Just kidding around.

 

[pplwatching]

Re: Windshiend Wiper Motor

You can pick one up cheap at your local junk yard.
The motion is right and the speed variable.
Use your creativity and imagination to come up with the proper attachments and mounting.
(This would be Click & Clack's choice, I'm sure!)

I'd be worried about torque. The wipers on the Family Truckster slow down under a bit of snow. A gal clamping down on a good size vibrator at the moment of truth might find herself without adaquate thrust. Then again, that could be considered a safety feature if it pops out ;-)

"You could put an eye out with that thing".

 

[Bobmi357]

LOL! It sounds as you've put more than just a little thought into this!!

Not really, most of that came off the top of my head and is a result of spending the last 20 years as an engineer.

The first rule of engineering. Define your limiting parameters. If I were to make a machine like that, I would be more interested in making my wife something she could enjoy, not injure herself and far too many motors have too high a rpm rate.

 

[grayin]

I have the motor doing the withdraw motion. A "undetermined yet" spring or elastic band wiill do the push motion. Safety first!

 

[Lust Engine]

Good ol' American ingenuity at work even here on Lit.

 

[wildthang]

SHEESH! Where are you guys when my birthday, let alone Christmas; comes around?