Fuck it- let’s start swiping

[Soma99]

Alright- it’s been a long time since I’ve made any real effort to date- I got a new job, had a knee issue, and the weather has been cold as fuck.

But starting today I’ve updated multiple dating profiles and even signed up for a more “adult” (not like a kinky one, like one used by generally older people more serious about finding a relationship——- I think) one.

I’ve set the age ranges pretty wide, and am going to say yes as much as I can handle.

I’m sure 98% of people don’t care- but I’m happy to keep anyone who does updated on the cluster fuck I’m sure I’ll turn the next few months into.

So let the unfruitful swiping and increase to my overall screen time begin.

May god have mercy on my soul and possibly my vagina.

 

[ShaneoD]

Alright- it’s been a long time since I’ve made any real effort to date- I got a new job, had a knee issue, and the weather has been cold as fuck.

But starting today I’ve updated multiple dating profiles and even signed up for a more “adult” (not like a kinky one, like one used by generally older people more serious about finding a relationship——- I think) one.

I’ve set the age ranges pretty wide, and am going to say yes as much as I can handle.

I’m sure 98% of people don’t care- but I’m happy to keep anyone who does updated on the cluster fuck I’m sure I’ll turn the next few months into.

So let the unfruitful swiping and increase to my overall screen time begin.

May god have mercy on my soul and possibly my vagina.

Is it weird that I read the last sentence and thought, well she's going into this with the right attitude

 

[Cory_Vett]

May god have mercy on my soul and possibly my vagina.

In that order?

 

[openmindedmnyc]

How many dates until “so, there’s this forum, where I run porn-watch parties…” ?

 

[Soma99]

In that order?

Yes.

 

[Soma99]

How many dates until “so, there’s this forum, where I run porn-watch parties…” ?

That sounds like an amazing death bed confession

 

[ShaneoD]

That sounds like an amazing death bed confession

You can't even think about that until he's at least hard and in your mouth

 

[Shanes_OralOrations]

May god have mercy on my soul and possibly my vagina.

Don't forget your face! I read your commentary on your last porn party, and I am damn looking forward to hearing about the next load you graciously let land there.

Did you add any lines very subtly hinting that you love to suck dicks? I mean, not too obviously or you'd be entirely overwhelmed with us pervs.

 

[Soma99]

Don't forget your face! I read your commentary on your last porn party, and I am damn looking forward to hearing about the next load you graciously let land there.

Did you add any lines very subtly hinting that you love to suck dicks? I mean, not too obviously or you'd be entirely overwhelmed with us pervs.

I’m not looking for just a guy to blow! I mean- I want him to want to have sex with me- but I also want a LITTLE more!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Wishing you the best of luck. I already know they'll be lucky, whoever they turn out to be.

 

[guitar_player]

I’m not looking for just a guy to blow! I mean- I want him to want to have sex with me- but I also want a LITTLE more!

 

[boogiefever]

Oh, this will be fun to follow along with, Soma.

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

Alright- it’s been a long time since I’ve made any real effort to date- I got a new job, had a knee issue, and the weather has been cold as fuck.

But starting today I’ve updated multiple dating profiles and even signed up for a more “adult” (not like a kinky one, like one used by generally older people more serious about finding a relationship——- I think) one.

I’ve set the age ranges pretty wide, and am going to say yes as much as I can handle.

Just want to genuinely wish the best for you. I hope you find someone special or multiple someones so you have options ("do I want the King or the God?"). Or hell, keep them both if you're into it.
I know you set the age range wide, but make sure you never lower your standards.
Go be awesome & they'll come to you!

 

[cutcrystal]

Alright- it’s been a long time since I’ve made any real effort to date- I got a new job, had a knee issue, and the weather has been cold as fuck.

But starting today I’ve updated multiple dating profiles and even signed up for a more “adult” (not like a kinky one, like one used by generally older people more serious about finding a relationship——- I think) one.

I’ve set the age ranges pretty wide, and am going to say yes as much as I can handle.

I’m sure 98% of people don’t care- but I’m happy to keep anyone who does updated on the cluster fuck I’m sure I’ll turn the next few months into.

So let the unfruitful swiping and increase to my overall screen time begin.

May god have mercy on my soul and possibly my vagina.

Here's wishing you success. And in my past experience what you seek is possible. The more you put in the more you get out. So your approach is sound. And although it may take time and effort... You're likely to connect with someone or several people who suit...

CC

 

[lighterman75]

I’m not looking for just a guy to blow! I mean- I want him to want to have sex with me- but I also want a LITTLE more!

Was chatting to someone about this. Booty calls are great and all, probably. Never had one. But that connection on a higher/deeper level is so important. Whether that's a friend with benefits, or a full time lover. There does need to be something on an intellectual or emotional level, to keep it interesting.

Anyway, good luck on your hunt

 

[Coconutty70]

Oh, I like the sound of this and I’ll watch out for updates. Good luck finding just what you need and happy swiping!

 

[Soma99]

Not a lot to update so far- but going into a new platform was for sure a good idea- that has been by far the place I’m getting the most responses - still not an overwhelming amount or anything but something

Doing a little flirting - trying my best!

 

[Soma99]

It happened! There was an event at a bar near me and I was chatting with a guy and did a little hinting, then some more hinting and he finally got it and asked me to meet him there.

It was ok- a little awkward when he bumped into one of his former co-workers, but I would see him again.

I think I might have something for Friday night also!

 

[newengland07]

Hey Soma!

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

It happened! There was an event at a bar near me and I was chatting with a guy and did a little hinting, then some more hinting and he finally got it and asked me to meet him there.

It was ok- a little awkward when he bumped into one of his former co-workers, but I would see him again.

I think I might have something for Friday night also!

Omgosh, Yay! Look at you go!

 

[Soma99]

Minor update- I had dinner with another gentleman last Friday night. It was not the most amazing evening ever but it was fine.

I’ve talked a little with both guys since then but no future plans at this point

I have a few other flirtatious back and forth a going as well

I have done one dumb thing- I am continuing to speak with a 24 year old grad student (not at the college I work at and I’m 34 for reference) who clearly is looking for a hook up…….. but he’s realllllllllly hot and I shouldn’t do that kind of thing ………… but if offer I’m surely going to do that thing.

 

[Jaws82]

Minor update- I had dinner with another gentleman last Friday night. It was not the most amazing evening ever but it was fine.

I’ve talked a little with both guys since then but no future plans at this point

I have a few other flirtatious back and forth a going as well

I have done one dumb thing- I am continuing to speak with a 24 year old grad student (not at the college I work at and I’m 34 for reference) who clearly is looking for a hook up…….. but he’s realllllllllly hot and I shouldn’t do that kind of thing ………… but if offer I’m surely going to do that thing.

Get it

 

[coffeelover5]

Minor update- I had dinner with another gentleman last Friday night. It was not the most amazing evening ever but it was fine.

I’ve talked a little with both guys since then but no future plans at this point

I have a few other flirtatious back and forth a going as well

I have done one dumb thing- I am continuing to speak with a 24 year old grad student (not at the college I work at and I’m 34 for reference) who clearly is looking for a hook up…….. but he’s realllllllllly hot and I shouldn’t do that kind of thing ………… but if offer I’m surely going to do that thing.

Go girl, sic him!

 

[Shanes_OralOrations]

Minor update- I had dinner with another gentleman last Friday night. It was not the most amazing evening ever but it was fine.

I’ve talked a little with both guys since then but no future plans at this point

I have a few other flirtatious back and forth a going as well

I have done one dumb thing- I am continuing to speak with a 24 year old grad student (not at the college I work at and I’m 34 for reference) who clearly is looking for a hook up…….. but he’s realllllllllly hot and I shouldn’t do that kind of thing ………… but if offer I’m surely going to do that thing.

And you've mentioned this here because you obviously want us to talk you into doing the right thing, right? That's what your pervy lit friends are going to do.

As a guy in a long term relationship with 20+ years of great sex- that is absolutely the way for anyone to go in life for the best satisfaction in every way. Best of luck in your search- find someone who makes you happy AND keeps you horny!

As a guy who usually chats with Soma after she finds porn to make him hard and tells everyone how horny she is while watching it, why is this guys dick not in your mouth already?

 

[eric_erosfan]

Minor update- I had dinner with another gentleman last Friday night. It was not the most amazing evening ever but it was fine.

I’ve talked a little with both guys since then but no future plans at this point

I have a few other flirtatious back and forth a going as well

I have done one dumb thing- I am continuing to speak with a 24 year old grad student (not at the college I work at and I’m 34 for reference) who clearly is looking for a hook up…….. but he’s realllllllllly hot and I shouldn’t do that kind of thing ………… but if offer I’m surely going to do that thing.

I mean everything is on the table (including your naked ass) until you decide you want to pursue someone exclusively.