Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it all. Snokes, you may fire when ready. Any time now!

[LJ_Reloaded]

Someone come and destroy the Earth now.

Please.

http://www.indiatimes.com/news/worl...-he-s-suffering-severe-hunger-wtf-246766.html

Saudi Arabian grand mufti Sheikh Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah has made it official with a fatwa - turn cannibal if you have no food, and "suffering severe hunger", the Mirror reported. The cleric cited Islam's "sacrifice of women and obedience to her husband".

Here's the full statement from the cleric's office: “A fatwa attributed to the Mufti of Saudi Arabia, Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah, which allows a man to eat his wife or parts of her body if the husband was afflicted with a severe hunger, raised concern and debate over social media since yesterday evening. The fatwa is interpreted as evidence of the sacrifice of women and obedience to her husband and her desire for the two to become one."

We're done as a species. It's over. Fire when ready. Don't even wait until I'm off this stupid piece of shit planet.

Everything fucking sucks. For the first time ever I truly fucking despair.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I Grok.

Thou are God.

Chances are, you ancestors practiced ritual cannibalism. I know mine did.

You live in a nation full of Christians who weekly practice a ritualizes form of cannibalism...

If you're in the Donner Party, you eat people...



IT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!