Fuck Everybody!

[Siren]

FUCK YEA I DO......

 

[Expertise]

Why beat around the bush when you could be licking it

Well ... at least succinct if not smooth.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Siren]

AWE COME HERE CB......

 

[Expertise]

This can't be monday....

Things are going way too smooth.

Fuck. Hope I didn't jinx it.

PS. CB it wasn't her Siren song, it was her filthy languageIf Siren says OK, well the more the merrier.

 

[Siren]

ACTUALLY EXPERTISE......

 

[Gaucho]

Ahhhh, I should have known that my little Siren couldn't resist a thread with a title like this. How's it going, baby? Slow day in court? Of course, you're anything but slow with this many guys and gals crowding around you. You must be lolling around like a bitch in heat.

But then, you're always in heat, aren't you?

And is that a howl I hear in the distance? Couldn't be a full moon, could it?

Ex - You've just got good taste in women, bud. And you probably taste good, too. 'Course, you'll forgive me if I just take Siren's word for it.

 

[Siren]

AH MY GAUCHO.....

 

[Expertise]

Hey Gaucho.

I would really prefer that you take Sirens word for it.LOL
That is, if she tells tales out of school*grin* So much for attorney/client privledge. But I guess we would have to have a different type of relationship for me to enjoy that aspect of her.

 

[Siren]

WELL EXPERTISE.....

 

[Expertise]

Weak, I know

Siren you have probaly heard this to the point of nausea but... "If i'm gonna' get fucked by a lawyer...", sorry, I just couldn't resist.

 

[Gaucho]

Yeah, no doubt about it, La Siren's good at her work. And after she takes your "retainer", she takes nothing more unless she gets you off.

And you always get your clients off, don't you, baby?

Hey, Ex. Do you think Siren could handle both of our "cases" at the same time or would she be too...bushed?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Gaucho]

Hmmmm, CB, that is very tempting. And just what is it that you "practice", anyway? Leading men astray with your heavenly orbs? Let me know your office hours and I'll be happy to stop by for a "chat".

btw - whatever happened to poor old MackDaddy?

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Sorry, I got fucking lost looking for CB's room. lol
I am back now.

 

[Latina]

Heard once somewhere that "fuck" is from an ancient Scandinavian word pronounced "fook" and meant "to penetrate". As in, "the invading army fooked the fort." Seems an apt application of the word, I love that little army of tadpole-like invaders fooking MY fort!

-- Latina

 

[BrainyBeauty]

What the FUCK is wrong with you people?

Top Ten Times in history when using the "f" word was appropriate:

10) "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima in 1945

9) "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" -Custer

8) "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein

7) "It does SO fucking look like her!" - Picasso

6) "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

5) "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain." - Joan of Arc

3) "Scattered fucking showers... my ass!" - Noah

2) "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" - J.F.K.

And the number one most appropriate reason to use the "f" word....

1) "Who the fuck is going to know?" - Bill Clinton

 

[Thumper]

Oh yeah....one more

"It's just a fucking apple for Christ sake!"

"Who the fuck is Christ?"

"Just an expression...fugeddaboutit!"


LMAO@ BB..great list!

 

[Siren]

Hey Thumpie....how about....

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

I have another,unbefuckinlievable.hint,sound it out! lol

 

[Fenris]

What the fuck was that?