Fuck College!!!

[TygerEyez]

*throws her books against the wall and lets out a squeal to make the neighbors cringe* I am fucking done with this semester!!

Sweet Almighty Aine, I am mother fuckin' done! Hehehehe.

All college goers, join me in a toast to shitfaced professors, psychotic advisors, and bursar offices who still cannot figure out your damned account!!

 

[TygerEyez]

*laughs suddenly* I knew it! As soon as I posted, I knew someone would say something about that. LOL

Oy vey, I need another drink. Anyone else?

 

[Amused]

To All The Women Of Literotica

I am currently accepting applications for the Spring semester at my fine private university.

All applicants will get a lengthy, indepth, interview, personally conducted by me.


Thank you for your interest.


Signed,

Amused.
Dean Of Students.
Fuck College
(Formerly Fuck A&M)

 

[TygerEyez]

How in the....

*stares at the bottle and shrugs*