Fuck-All... This board is more stale than PCs heavily researched farts

[modest mouse]

Anything good happen to anyone recently?
Funny?
Pathetic?
Confusing?

Hello.... anyone...

Bueller...

Bueller.......



I saw a turtle last week and helped his bony little ass across the road. How much of a dork am I that that was the highlight of my day.

I spent last night surrounded by lesbians and had a blast(and got paid for it too). Woo-hoo.

Thats all I got. I'm no more exciting than the board. Sorry to let ya'll down.

 

[Siren]

If we ignore M Mouse

 

[Rubyfruit]

That's cause PC isn't here.

I just got back from meeting him for lunch though. That was very fun.

 

[lilminx]

How did you get paid for being surrounded by lesbians?

Highlight of my day? I saw Spiderman for the first time- woohoo.

I actually really enjoyed it.

One of my former students told me last week that I "look like the girl from Spiderman".

I don't, but I took it as a huge compliment.

I think he thought that was because my hair was up like Kirsten Dunst's was in the Unity Parade scene, and we both have high cheekbones.

 

[APhil]

Gimme a few drinks.... I'll come up with something to liven the board up... even if it is me defending my point of view against everyone else's.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Phil, does your location refer to your surroundings, or are you a photographer?

 

[Dillinger]

Yeah. I'm horny.

Fjord.

Fnord.

Philorgasms.

Bantering.

I'm horny.

Fuck me and the fuck I rode in on.

I'm horny.

Does the universe exist?

Only when I'm horny.

The end.

 

[Siren]

Hey Dillers

 

[Lovepotion69]

I thought both Dunst and Maguire would be taller when I saw them at the London premiere.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Hey Dillers

are you horny?

In fact, I am... how did you know?

 

[modest mouse]

Minx, Tended bar for the first time in a long while this weekend. What a friggin' blast. Worked the post-ceremony party of a Civil Union.




APhil, to get you started...
http://www.jumbo.th.com/drinks.gif

 

[Dillinger]

Hey Mouse... isn't that the White Stripes in your AV? I so want to fuck them!

 

[Siren]

Re: Re: Hey Dillers

 

[modest mouse]

You are correct, sir. Cool huh?

(BTW, I sent you an Email aobut Slint. Sorry for the delay)

 

[Siren]

Your Horny Dilly..........

 

[APhil]

Phil, does your location refer to your surroundings, or are you a photographer?

Neither, just a bad period in my life right now.

MM, thanks for mixing me up a few. Personal favorite: Kryptonite.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I saw a turtle last week and helped his bony little ass across the road. How much of a dork am I that that was the highlight of my day.

P'shaw

I think that's sweet, how much of a dork am I?

 

[riff]

I got some good tape in Dallas. I'll be putting caps up during the week. To tired to edit.

Just want to hang out and be sarcastic. Check out Church of the Subgenius. It's a trip. Ever been there?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Your Horny Dilly..........

..........you'd fuck a donut right now.

We can fuck donuts? I thought they organized against that sort of thing.

 

[lilminx]

Minx, Tended bar for the first time in a long while this weekend. What a friggin' blast. Worked the post-ceremony party of a Civil Union.

very cool. I miss bartending.

 

[Siren]

Re: Re: Your Horny Dilly..........

 

[APhil]

I don't think that's so much being a dork as it is saving other drivers.

I ran over a turtle once in my old Bronco. Blew the tire on a shard of shell. Cost nearly $100 to reshape the rim and replace the tire.

 

[modest mouse]

The turtle was such a charismatic bastard. he screached at me when I picked him up but then settled down and he almost said thank you, i guess. After two years of not seeing aturrtle I saw a massive Snappign turtle the next day. that fucker was on his own getting across.

Riff, Church of the Subgenius? Do tell.

APhil, I got more. let me know and I'll get you hammered provided you get intos ome deep shit onteh board and I can watch you squirm.

 

[Dillinger]

I got some good tape in Dallas. I'll be putting caps up during the week. To tired to edit.

Just want to hang out and be sarcastic. Check out Church of the Subgenius. It's a trip. Ever been there?

They moved. To Austin.

 

[APhil]

Check out Church of the Subgenius. It's a trip. Ever been there?

Yeah, I used to be a member. But, like other things I've taken interest in in my life, I left.