Fuck! A week to go and...

[p_p_man]

I've bought all the presents, sent off all my cards, got all the food and drink in and am as ready as I'll ever be.

This has never happened to me before and I'm bored. What shall I do for the next seven days?

Next year it's definitely back to the last minute rush when it's everone for themselves. I miss digging my elbow viciously into the ribs of the old folk as they try to grab the last turkey in the freezer.

Where's the fun when you can't trample on toddlers or push baby buggies out of the way making parents run after them, all thought of buying the bargain you just spotted vanishing from their minds.

Where're the endless queues with the added entertainment of fights breaking out as the original line breaks down into a mad stampede to the check-out?

I miss my weeks of working out beforehand to bring myself up to match fitness.

I went out yesterday into the busiest shopping street in my area just to re-capture some of the atmosphere of years gone by. But it's not the same if you're not actually buying anything.

So next year watch out. I shall be back!

 

[mig]

Me too.

Life's a bitch ain't it.

Don't you dare tamper with my Zimmer.

 

[TygerEyez]

Oh, well, fuck-a-duck. That reminds me I'm not done with my step-mother.

*writes a reminder to go to the mall* Gracias!

 

[p_p_man]

Don't you dare tamper with my Zimmer.

I won't touch yours if you don't touch mine...

 

[Debbie]

I've bought all the presents, sent off all my cards, got all the food and drink in and am as ready as I'll ever be.

This has never happened to me before and I'm bored. What shall I do for the next seven days?

Next year it's definitely back to the last minute rush when it's everone for themselves. I miss digging my elbow viciously into the ribs of the old folk as they try to grab the last turkey in the freezer.

Where's the fun when you can't trample on toddlers or push baby buggies out of the way making parents run after them, all thought of buying the bargain you just spotted vanishing from their minds.

Where're the endless queues with the added entertainment of fights breaking out as the original line breaks down into a mad stampede to the check-out?

I miss my weeks of working out beforehand to bring myself up to match fitness.

I went out yesterday into the busiest shopping street in my area just to re-capture some of the atmosphere of years gone by. But it's not the same if you're not actually buying anything.

So next year watch out. I shall be back!

Psst. Come shopping with me tomorrow. I don't approve of your tactics but you can be a diversion while I grab the last roll of wrapping paper and elbow me to the front for the last talking robot!

 

[p_p_man]

Psst. Come shopping with me tomorrow. I don't approve of your tactics but you can be a diversion while I grab the last roll of wrapping paper and elbow me to the front for the last talking robot!

I'll have to check with Don King first, but I hear Jomo's doing seasonal work like this. Guarantees a clear path through the crowds...

 

[Debbie]

I'll have to check with Don King first, but I hear Jomo's doing seasonal work like this. Guarantees a clear path through the crowds...

Yeah I checked his diary but he's busy tomorrow with a photo shoot for Musclerama and then more weight training. BTW I gave him a call and he said,"Bring it on Brutha. I got more meat than you can handle."

 

[p_p_man]

BTW I gave him a call and he said,"Bring it on Brutha. I got more meat than you can handle."

Who? Don King or Jomo?

 

[Debbie]

Who? Don King or Jomo?

*groan* Jomo of course. Don was too busy doing his hair to answer da phone.

Suggestions as to what you can do for the next seven days.

1. Unwrap the pressies, return them and get a refund. Turn back to counter and tell the lady you have a disorder called compulsive/obsessive and that you can never makre your mind up. Buy the present back again and return home where you can rewrap it, happily content that you have wasted at least half the day.

2. Taunt newbies ( damn that one has been done)


3. Start 7 threads on senseless bullshit (that one has been done too)

4. Count how many seconds till Christmas and announce it on Lit.


5. Start a thread declaring that Jonah is the most wonderful rugby player and that you were wrong to discuss his 'muscle' in public.

 

[p_p_man]

*groan* Jomo of course. Don was too busy doing his hair to answer da phone.

Suggestions as to what you can do for the next seven days.

1. Unwrap the pressies, return them and get a refund. Turn back to counter and tell the lady you have a disorder called compulsive/obsessive and that you can never makre your mind up. Buy the present back again and return home where you can rewrap it, happily content that you have wasted at least half the day.

2. Taunt newbies ( damn that one has been done)


3. Start 7 threads on senseless bullshit (that one has been done too)

4. Count how many seconds till Christmas and announce it on Lit.


5. Start a thread declaring that Jonah is the most wonderful rugby player and that you were wrong to discuss his 'muscle' in public.

1 and 4 are good. I'll do No 1 this morning and I'll start No 4 right away...

Merry Christmas...

 

[Debbie]

1 and 4 are good. I'll do No 1 this morning and I'll start No 4 right away...

Merry Christmas...

Uh oh. Legal disclaimer. I, debbiexxx accept no responsibility for anything that p_p_man does based on my sarcastic suggestions. I have not incriminated myself in anyway, nor have I encouraged him as he completes no 1 or 4 of my light hearted suggestions. Do not send me emails or PM's as I have no legal liability at all. Please forward all your compliments to p_p_man. Especially since he claims normality for him.

 

[p_p_man]

Uh oh. Legal disclaimer. I, debbiexxx accept no responsibility for anything that p_p_man does based on my sarcastic suggestions. I have not incriminated myself in anyway, nor have I encouraged him as he completes no 1 or 4 of my light hearted suggestions. Do not send me emails or PM's as I have no legal liability at all. Please forward all your compliments to p_p_man. Especially since he claims normality for him.

*cue music*

Dumdidum_dumdidum_dumdidum_dumdum...

Too late far too late.

No 4 has been started....

And I'm off now to do No 1!

<--------manic laughter

 

[TigerClaw]

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[p_p_man]

Re: Oh the humanity of it all

Men talking about going shokking!!!! AAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh!

For those of you who like the rollerball effect of the long lines and busy holiday season without shotting. Just remember.....

Their is always next year!

The letter "p" can be found on the keyboard up towards the right between the "o" and the "{["...

Now let's try again...

 

[Debbie]

Re: Re: Oh the humanity of it all

The letter "p" can be found on the keyboard up towards the right between the "o" and the "{["...

Now let's try again...

Next year I am going to do my shokking shotting earlier so I don't have to take sodding p_p_man with me as my shodding diversion.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Want to make your Christmas shopping extra fun?

Do it from a wheelchair. I had no idea so many shops were not set up to allow wheelchair access. What a crock. Puts ya right in the jolly old mood I tell ya.