Frustration

[newtanker]

How many others are frustrated. I mean, it seems that everyone you talk with wants more from their sex life, but when it comes down to it, noone is local. All the local women I know think I'm a nice guy, and attractive, but I have been literally told that I am the wrong color (and I'm white, and I'm not joking either). Its funny how that is--but I guess we all have our preferances. I am not one to judge by the outside (within reason), but more of the vibe I get from the lady. In any case, I'm 6'3, 230, early thirties, and reasonably attractive, and outgoing, yet am having a very hard time finding a partner....


I guess if I were bi I could broaden the search, but I'm not...

 

[mikeofokc]

Frustrated

Well if your the wrong color than either try paint, a tanning booth or adopt some new parents. If you wish to try bi than maybe try being a bifemale first. You wont have that pain in the ass feel being a bimale although one week a month you will have to really be moody, cry and easy to piss off. Dont carry this to far and use those femanine hygene products, they will probably hurt more than your bimale buddy. If you want to tie your special purpose back under to avoid detection than thats your choice but I would recommend not shaving the legs. I did that once to one leg and the itch drove me nuts. Of course I did it just to feel like I was sleeping next to someone smooth, little did I know that Id lose so much sleep. Being a Bifem may not be so bad considering free drinks on ladies nights. Which ever route you take even if you stayed frustrated you will insure your job security by joining a minority plus you will always have folks giving up their bar stool for you, in fact 3 or 4 all at once.

Ok, seriously. First recognize that folks online have annomimity and thus can say what they think and feel much easier. Folks in the real world are not so open or bold. Color has nothing to do with what your saying although culture certainly does. I understand your color point, Im just saying people are more comfortable with dating within their own culture than outside of it.

As far as the frustration of meeting and finding that special someone than no one knows that anwser. I do have a few hints that are true yet weaved with some humor. Be yourself, quit looking, accept everyone unconditionally and act surprised when she falls into your lap or you in hers depending on who drank the most. Or become a male gigalo and let them know you are for hire at a high price then let yourself be taken advantage of and not paid. Women love bargain prices. Or finally as a last resort become a monk, wear a robe, shave your head and be considered wise and godly. Its a boring life but you wont have to pay taxes, your family wont be always borrowing stuff they never return, you will never have to experience erectile disfunction and its normal for pigs to squeal.

 

[newtanker]

read the post--that was in real life, and NO IM NOT ACTIVELY CHASING PEOPLE

 

[mikeofokc]

I did read your post. One of the few that did.

Read my post. That is real life. I didnt say you were active. But if you cant grin at this crazy world or not take it so serious than you will not find the happiness you seek. Take a chill pill, dont take everything personal and recognize most people are just like you. And if you cant take the humor in what I said than maybe you should pick option three.

 

[newtanker]

well its like this, there is a saying on the net, dont feed the trolls.....

 

[charmed1]

Well.....To both of you:


Welcome to Lit.

 

[newtanker]

But the trollettes I'll eat......

Well.....To both of you:


Welcome to Lit.

 

[charmed1]

But the trollettes I'll eat......

I see you've already caught the spirit of Lit.

 

[newtanker]

I think that lit just happened to independantly develop my attitude

I see you've already caught the spirit of Lit.

 

[charmed1]

Either way, you'll fit in here nicely.

 

[Denae]

How many others are frustrated. I mean, it seems that everyone you talk with wants more from their sex life, but when it comes down to it, noone is local. All the local women I know think I'm a nice guy, and attractive, but I have been literally told that I am the wrong color (and I'm white, and I'm not joking either). Its funny how that is--but I guess we all have our preferances. I am not one to judge by the outside (within reason), but more of the vibe I get from the lady. In any case, I'm 6'3, 230, early thirties, and reasonably attractive, and outgoing, yet am having a very hard time finding a partner....


I guess if I were bi I could broaden the search, but I'm not...

Hi Newtanker--

I guess you could say I'm frustrated, or actually used to be frustrated. I've just given up and being alone is working for me.

Interesting situation that you find yourself in. No one local and wrong color. I've never understood why people only judge the outside, when it's the inside of a person that matters most.

Welcome to Lit! Glad to see that you learned the best lesson-don't feed the trolls, they get off of it and it only encourages them to become uglier.

Den

 

[newtanker]

Part of the situation is my own fault, from other relationships I've been in--the women are either looking solely for $$ or are wanting too much too soon. Since my finances dont provide a whole lot these days (whose do really?) and as a result I dont have a lot of time for a relationship ( I really right now dont need a lot tying me down, I just want a friend with occasional bennies really) I dont meet a lot of women with similiar interests. All my age are either married (happily) unmarried and looking to become that way, or are lesbian.

Which excludes me entirely

Hi Newtanker--

I guess you could say I'm frustrated, or actually used to be frustrated. I've just given up and being alone is working for me.

Interesting situation that you find yourself in. No one local and wrong color. I've never understood why people only judge the outside, when it's the inside of a person that matters most.

Welcome to Lit! Glad to see that you learned the best lesson-don't feed the trolls, they get off of it and it only encourages them to become uglier.

Den

 

[mikeofokc]

Never exclude anything.

So we are lesbians trapped in a mans body, is that our fault? Both like women dont they?

Then again, what do Trolls know? We are suppose to like billy goats better anyway and who ever heard of a Troll becoming lesbian. He could loose his subscription to PlayTrolls monthly or even his chance to move under of the high class wooden bridge neighborhoods.

 

[newtanker]

i smell either a hacker or one of the owners here--how does someone with only 25 posts get an avatar?????

 

[Guest]

i smell either a hacker or one of the owners here--how does someone with only 25 posts get an avatar?????

Post 100 first

 

[newtanker]

Im not bitchin, im saying, look at how many posts he supposedly has--25!!!!

Post 100 first

 

[Guest]

Im not bitchin, im saying, look at how many posts he supposedly has--25!!!!

Oh shit, how'd he do that?

 

[mikeofokc]

I dont know either. Now someone will finger me out.

Possible anwsers to your question could be...

Slight of hand
Hand is quicker than the eye
What goes up must come down
Rub someone the wrong way
Let my fingers do the walking
Didnt bite the hand that fed me. Ok didnt bite any hand for that matter.
I got in thru the disabled entrance with my sight problems, after all it is called a Handicap. Listen to your mothers when they say you will go blind if you dont stop doing that.
Took a Vote and the eyes have it
The Handyman can
Clap on Clap off
Im just so Handsome
The just handed it to me
I greased someones palm
Two lefts dont make a right
My family has connections, ever heard of the Adams Family.
I teach hand ball and only flashers play on a court.
I play a good hand of pokeher
Age before beauity
Cross eyed trolls need love too

Now stop puttin your nose back there and smile for the camera.

Besides if your nice I will loan you my blow up doll they give me when I reach 100. My last doll sprung a leak during the act. I should have let go sooner but who knew she had 5 minutes worth of flight time in her. I thought we were enjoying the moment your know. But I thought those F14 fighters were there to rescue me too. I guess the sheet fooled them and they thought I was a member of a sleeper cell. I dont know if I scared them away when I showed them I was one of them and exposed my heat sinking missle or if was the sudden fall to earth that made them back off. Too bad they grounded Pump Up Patty but with all the doctors they have visiting me I think they want me for a recruitment poster. Im just not sure which side they want me to recruit for yet.

Oh well, have fun, I do.

 

[Guest]

I dont know either.
Possible anwsers to your question?

Slight of hand
Hand is quicker than the eye
What goes up must come down
Rub someone the wrong way
Let my fingers do the walking
Didnt bite the hand that fed me
Ok didnt bite any hand for that matter. I got in thru the disabled entrance with my sight problems, after all it is called a Handicap. Listen to your mothers when they say you will go blind if you dont stop doing that.
Took a Vote and the eyes have it
Clap on Clap off
Im just so Handsome
The just handed it to me? I greased someones palm?
Two lefts dont make a right
My family has connections, ever heard of the Adams Family.
I teach hand ball and only flashers play on a court.
Cross eyed trolls need love too

Now stop puttin your nose back there and smile for the camera.

Besides if your nice I will loan you my blow up doll they give me when I reach 100. My last doll sprung a leak during the act. I should have let go sooner but who knew she had 5 minutes worth of flight time in her. I thought we were enjoying the moment your know. But I thought those F14 fighters were there to rescue me too. I guess the sheet fooled them and they thought I was a member of a sleeper cell. I dont know if I scared them away when I showed them I was one of them and exposed my heat sinking missle or if was the sudden fall to earth that made them back off. Too bad they grounded Pump Up Patty but with all the doctors they have visiting me I think they want me for a recruitment poster. Im just not sure which side they want me to recruit for yet.

Oh well, have fun, I do.

Things that make ya go hmmm

 

[mikeofokc]

Things that make ya go hmmm

Isnt that the Same sound thats made when it melts in your mouth and not in your hand. umm...hummm...ummm....hmmm..

Maybe Im covered under a grandfather clause or something. Ok..maybe even a great great great Grandfathers clause. Im so old that when I first went to school they couldnt even teach us History yet.

 

[Guest]

Isnt that the Same sound thats made when it melts in your mouth and not in your hand.

Speaking of lost and confusion:

What's "it's" that's melting?

That's a tongue tie

 

[mikeofokc]

What's "it's" that's melting?

That's a tongue tie

Please give a poor fellow a helping hand and not say words like melting, shrinky, falling, limping or drooping. It just makes Rosies job more difficult.

 

[Guest]

Please give a poor fellow a helping hand and not say words like melting, shrinky, falling, limping or drooping. It just makes Rosies job more difficult.

Will do