Frozen Pants
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lovecraft68
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There were people in those pants! They were called up in the rapture!
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Shrinkage...
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And blue.
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Coming soon to a theater near you:
Night of the Living Pants!
Night of the Living Pants!
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They look like stiffs to me...
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Pantpocalypse
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Perhaps there are warring faction among the pants?
The working class jeans vs the snooty Slacks with the the Dockers lurking in the wings to take on the winner.
The working class jeans vs the snooty Slacks with the the Dockers lurking in the wings to take on the winner.
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The working class jeans are rough and tough. I've seen them in worse situations, chewing slacks like you wouldn't beleive. But never seen them taking on the frozen Dockers ... I can only imagine the outcome.
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It's Minnesota; it's winter. What else is there to do?
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Always knew Minnesota was a state to reckon with. I have a hunch that the Frozen Pants are heading east. Someone will have to advise the President as soon as possible. The invasion of the Frozen Pants has begun.
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Always knew Minnesota was a state to reckon with. I have a hunch that the Frozen Pants are heading east. Someone will have to advise the President as soon as possible. The invasion of the Frozen Pants has begun.
Obama has just declared the frozen pants are immigrants therefore welcome to stay and get free food, medical and welfare checks!
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OMG ! Now we are in big trouble ... if we can't rely on the President then who can we trust to fight the terrible onslaught of the Frozen Pats ? ... maybe the President of France.
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OMG ! Now we are in big trouble ... if we can't rely on the President then who can we trust to fight the terrible onslaught of the Frozen Pats ? ... maybe the President of France.
We'll turn to Putin! He'll track down those pants and hack them into shorts right quick!
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