"Front Lawn Butt Sex"

[KillerMuffin]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!! that Title!!!

I just finished and submitted a story with that title. Front Lawn Butt Sex. I seriously love that title.

What's your favorite title to a story? Any story?

*chortles*

Front Lawn Butt Sex. I am a genius.

 

[Angel]

*walks away muttering something about cleaning her drink off the keyboard*

 

[Laurel]

OMG!

 

[Laurel]

Is the story, like, based on true events?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*blushing*

Sort of...

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Cripes KM, that could get dangerous. I mean I guy could choke if you keep doing stuff like that

 

[morninggirl5]

wondering if the story is as good as the title











wondering if she really wants to ask "WHY?" in connection with the title

 

[Simply Me]

LMAO! *Writing that down as something new to try when my friend gets here! *

 

[Laurel]

Woo hoo! You GO girl!

KM is my new hero.

 

[Laurel]

wondering if the story is as good as the title

If KM wrote it, it has to be good.

It'll be posted within the hour, because I know you're all dying to read it. I know I am...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, the names have been changed to protect the seriously guilty and there was no cell-phone, nor was I an anal virgin at the time. But damn it was fun.

 

[morninggirl5]

If KM wrote it, it has to be good.

It'll be posted within the hour, because I know you're all dying to read it. I know I am...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Laurel.

I believe KM has perfected the art of marketing stories.

 

[Laurel]

LMAO!!!

 

[Laurel]

Before the complaints begin, I want to let everyone know that KM's story was in the queue to be posted tonight before this thread went up.

 

[teresafannin]

No complaints from me, Killer Muffin is one of my heros, although I, too, am cleaning Coke Classic off of my keyboard & monitor.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Before the complaints begin, I want to let everyone know that KM's story was in the queue to be posted tonight before this thread went up.

I complain!

it wasn't long enough

NOR the anal sex

BUTT I still gave it 5

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH MY GAWD MUFF...THAT WAS JUST OH MY GAWD!

 

[Malachi]

Favorite Title

One of my all-time favorite titles is "The Big Space Fuck," a short story by Kurt Vonnegut.

KM's story is cool. I thought *everything* was the right length.

 

[Curious Guy]

wondering if the story is as good as the title











wondering if she really wants to ask "WHY?" in connection with the title

Good? Yep

 

[bluntforcemama]

Is the story, like, based on true events?

Damnit, Muff... you were NOT supposed to tell about that episode! Mom never found out about it, now I'm SURE she will. Damnit... I'm blaming this all on you!

 

[KillerMuffin]

You didn't tell her about lit did you???? She thinks I write for the Catholic Online Reveiw.

 

[bluntforcemama]

What? I thought you said Christian Science Magazine! Crap....

 

[KillerMuffin]

Maybe we could get Todd to email her and tell her what a wonderful contribution I've made to Methodist Monday Magazine?

We won't mention the whole butt sex thing.

Did you do it with the guy from the football team? Wasn't his name Chad?

 

[Guest]

You said "oh my gawd" or "thank gawd" FIVE FUCKING TIMES IN THAT STORY!!! My gawd, that was one of the worst things I've ever read.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Did you do it with the guy from the football team? Wasn't his name Chad?

the first one was Chad, but the one on the front lawn was Corey, remember? The guy with the weird lactating fetish.