Front close bras

ag2507

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my lady is getting more and more distraught trying to find suppliers of front close bras. They seem to be getting rarer and rarer and those that are available insist on adding moulded cups or padding.

Anyone have any insights into this famine or even know why ladies who prefer not to dislocate their shoulders getting in and out of their bras are being discriminated against.

AG
 
couldn't tell ya. haven't worn one since high school. front close bras don't work for us busty chicks. ya bend over to pick up something and whammo! several innocent bystanders might be killed in the explosion.
 
Tell her to take the straps off first and twist it around. Feels kinda nice on the nipples too, the twisting that is.
 
I had one once and I really liked it. It made me look like I had more boobs. I don't know why they don't make them anymore.
 
I think they need to teach young girls how to put on a bra..

bra putting on 101... I'll be your teacher :)

take bra.. inside out and upside down.. clasp in front.. put it behind your back..wrap it around your body.. under your boobs.. clasp it... twist so the cups are in front and clasp is in back.. flip boobs into cups.. put straps on shoulders.

bam.. bra on.

to remove.. take straps off shoulders..flop boobs out of cups.. twist bra so clasp is in front.. undo clasp..

bam.. bra off.
 
But it's funner if you don't flop your boobs out first.

Actually, they already have halter tops with built in cups, DCL. But you can still be a genius.
 
freakygurl said:
I think they need to teach young girls how to put on a bra..

bra putting on 101... I'll be your teacher :)

take bra.. inside out and upside down.. clasp in front.. put it behind your back..wrap it around your body.. under your boobs.. clasp it... twist so the cups are in front and clasp is in back.. flip boobs into cups.. put straps on shoulders.

bam.. bra on.

to remove.. take straps off shoulders..flop boobs out of cups.. twist bra so clasp is in front.. undo clasp..

bam.. bra off.

Do we really need to get this complicated? I stopped fumbling to clasp my bra in back before I was twelve.
 
I think they need to teach young girls how to put on a bra..

bra putting on 101... I'll be your teacher :)

take bra.. inside out and upside down.. clasp in front.. put it behind your back..wrap it around your body.. under your boobs.. clasp it... twist so the cups are in front and clasp is in back.. flip boobs into cups.. put straps on shoulders.

bam.. bra on.

to remove.. take straps off shoulders..flop boobs out of cups.. twist bra so clasp is in front.. undo clasp..

bam.. bra off.
now try that if you're disabled...
 
couldn't tell ya. haven't worn one since high school. front close bras don't work for us busty chicks. ya bend over to pick up something and whammo! several innocent bystanders might be killed in the explosion.
I can see the news reports now
In Downtown BFE today. There were several men the suffered head and neck injuries. Witnesses described some sort of explosion. All the men were taken to the hospital for treatment. All seemed to have a grin on their face. More to cum later.
 
It is, I think, a question of 'adjustability'. Sizes on mass-produced bras are always a compromise and having multiple hooks gives that flexibility in (chest) size. Given that, the only logical place for an adjustment is in back - it would be difficult to fit multiple hooks in front. Moreover, many women find their weight fluctuates a little each month.
 
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