From Underneath my dining room table!!!

[*Lazer*]

Okay I am just a little nervous!!! The tornado sirens are screaming nonstop and they are seeing those rotating little clouds on radar. There is deafening roll of thunder and a light show that is impressive. It is six am and soon I will venture forth to make some coffee. Ain't nature grand!!!!!!

 

[*Lazer*]

Okay back to bed anybody want to cuddle with me and give me comfort????

 

[Merelan]

I would, but I am afraid of Roger.

 

[Nicole]

Okay I am just a little nervous!!! The tornado sirens are screaming nonstop and they are seeing those rotating little clouds on radar. There is deafening roll of thunder and a light show that is impressive. It is six am and soon I will venture forth to make some coffee. Ain't nature grand!!!!!!

Where are you?

Great now I'm going to be so worried about all my friends in America.

Good Luck *Lazer*, I do hope all is well, and I'll be worried about you all night now.

P.S. Is Kansas okay?

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Still here, but I have an underground storage cave and an old bomb shelter that I can go hide in. I prefer to stand my ground, shake my fists, invoke the names of the gods...

 

[Nicole]

Still here, but I have an underground storage cave and an old bomb shelter that I can go hide in. I prefer to stand my ground, shake my fists, invoke the names of the gods...

Does Everyone in Kansas do that?

You people must be mad, loveable but mad Thanks for letting me know, I'll sleep better for it now

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Are you kidding?

I am a nut even here.
Just on the board I am considered far right
and In Kansas I am considered far left!

 

[Merelan]

Depends on which way the wind is blowing... right?
or is that left?

 

[*Lazer*]

Hey Nicole I am okay and the skies right now are blue. I am nowhere near Kansas and shortly I will be even further away from the "plains". Or as the little short guy always screamed "de plane de plaineeeeee""".
(Sorry I think I need more sleep)

 

[Andra_Jenny]

I think once the tornado hits, kinda clockwise.

Now is that righty tighty and left loosey,

hence when the tornado hits you get very conservative,

possibly seek god...

 

[Nicole]

Andra, please don't mention Tornado's, I panic.

A certain someone has to lie to me if the area he lives in has a Tornado warning, he's only allowed to tell me once it's passed.

*Lazer* I am so glad to hear you are okay now, albeit a little sleep depraved, I do worry about people on this Board, you see we don't get anything like you do here, and once I like someone, I go into panic mode if there is a possibility of getting hurt.

Please stay safe

 

[Andra_Jenny]

So innocent, and yet I am the bad one again!
Okay, I will not. Glad Lazer's AOK!

 

[Nicole]

Andra, your not bad at all, I'm worried about you too now Sorry if that didn't come across right.

I just panic, cause like I said we have nothing like that happen here in Australia, well not in Adelaide anyway.

I can only imagine that Like the person I was talking about, you need to joke about it, and I don't blame you, it's just he knows what I'm like, so we have decided that I'm not to know about it until it had passed Works out better for both of us LOL.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Please do not worry about me,

I set myself up to take the most heat on the board (except obviously Patyrn or Kid Rock).

I get jealous whenever Todd gets it.

I have been accused a pathetically crying for attention.

I was almost killed by a twister, no one who saw it can beleive I am alive,

But I am like that, like a cat,

I had the last rites at 8!