From Trolls to Mush...

[*bratcat*]

 

[Cheyenne]

Must be because I'm on vacation....

 

[Vivid Blossom]

Wondering

If there is a problem with Love??

 

[JenJ]

there isn't anything wrong with love Diana and i think this board keeps changing.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah - Where have all the Trolls gone?

Long time passing.....

Where have all the Trolls gone?

Long time ago.....

I hate all this love shit.

Nobody's fuckin'.

This ain't no porno board - it's a soft-corp - hug me, feel me, touch me board......

Bunch of clog wherein' - long skirt - unshaven - chole' smellin' - bark eatin' - tree huggin' - LL Bean - sexless........

Commies......

Gypsy Commies!!!!!

They're the worst kind.

 

[*bratcat*]

What 'No Fucking'???

 

[Bluenose]

There isn't anything wrong with love at all.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Besides...

not unlike the election cycle, things will repeat themselves. The combatants are all off on the side panting, waiting, for that one trigger, like Hillary saying, "Yeah, you know, besides being the smartest, I wanna be the President of the Liber.. whoops, United States..."

 

[Valdimer]

Funfest hmmmmmmmmm.............

*In cheesy comedian voice*

Mushroom walks into the bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says "Hey! We dont serve your kind here!" And the mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fungi!"


crash of cymbils and drums,

Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here all week, be sure and tip your waitress........

hahahahahahahaha........I kill me, lol.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Oh show me the way to the next wiskey bar...

 

[Valdimer]

Here's another one for all you joke fans.......

Termite walks into the bar and says "Excuse me, Is the bar tender?"

hahahahahahaha, lol, just had to throw that one in there, lol


Now where is my gun..........

 

[Mustang Sally]

We're in a poll-fest now. And it looks to me like the politicalfest is still going strong.

I am the Lizard King...


I can do anything!

 

[Andra_Jenny]

I wuv U

The time to hesitate is through...

 

[Valdimer]

Ok, Ok, one more then I have to stop,


3 men walk into a bar, the fouth one ducks.


hahahaha............that one really wasnt that good............sorry........lol

 

[Andra_Jenny]

hey bartender, hey man

one shot
one bourbon
one beer

 

[Valdimer]

Have a drink on me?

From AC/DC " Beam me up Jim its time to come in.....I'll have...one more 'fore you go out the door.......Its on the house man, its whiskey galore......."

 

[Andra_Jenny]

ohthankgawd

you gave it up with the jokes,
Hey how do you call a deaf duck...

 

[Valdimer]

Hey, my jokes arent that bad, are they?

and ummmmmm, I dunno........

 

[Andra_Jenny]

DUCK!

I think Vald is preparing another joke!

 

[Valdimer]

Well, ok, and since you and everyone else is dieing to hear another, let me think.................

*cloud of smoke coming from ears*

Ok, I got one........


Horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"

Get it?

another bad one, I know...............I need a beer.......

 

[Mustang Sally]

Re: hey bartender, hey man

one shot
one bourbon
one beer

Doesn't that one go
"one SCOTCH
one bourbon
one beer?"

That's such a fun song.
It really lights my fire.

 

[Ravenloft]

Val... DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER!

Yeah, thats it, you'll DRINK what I GIVE you!

...Bitch!

Feel the fucking love!

FEEL IT!

MMMMM!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Don't make me pull out my "blowing chunks" joke... again...

For God's sake, feel the love!

 

[Ravenloft]

Yesssss... Feeeeel the loooove... Feeeeeel it BITCH!

Ooooooooooooo!

*Shivering*

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Mustang Sally,

you are very correct, but I was so drunk, I was lucky that I didn't slur the letters!