Hypoxia
doesn't watch television
- Joined
- Sep 7, 2013
- Posts
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I'm at sub-tundra level here but it's still wildlife friggin' wonderland, what with dodging bears & pumas beyond the front door. You want venison? Lounge on the porch with a net to toss on the carefree, careless critters. Leave firearms home unless a noisy coup de gras is needed, rather than just overdosing them on fentanyl. Bambi can die with a groggy smile. Wild turkeys flock here too but they're skittish, tricky to wrassle down... although they're easily distracted by pocket lasers, the sort used to annoy kittehs. Birdbrains FTW!
Is OP a former White House aide? That explains much. Exaggeration. Anonymity. Denial. Sudden recent membership here. Cleaner orthography than expected. Fingerprints. ET al.
