Frog Gold Creates Unicorns

[OldJourno]

I've been watching the NCAA most of the day, and at the top of the screen I've seen the Florida State score against FGCU.
FGCU will be out of the tournament in a minute or two, but what can we make of the initials?

 

[Hard_Rom]

Florida Gay Community University?

 

[OldJourno]

French Girls Churn Upchuck

 

[OldJourno]

Foul Gruel Coarsens Urchins

 

[OldJourno]

Folded Granola Crusts Uniformly

 

[OldJourno]

Fielding Grounders Causes Ulcers

 

[Hard_Rom]

It has to end in University!

Frightening Golem Creator University.

 

[OldJourno]

It has to end in University!

Frightening Golem Creator University.

Feathered Grey Cockatoo University

 

[OldJourno]

Fondled Guy's Crotch Urgently

 

[OldJourno]

Fondled Guy's Crotch Urgently

Your choice to substitute Girl's rather than Guy's. And you can make it present tense if it trips your trigger.
Fondle Girl's Crotch Urgently has a nice ring to it.

 

[OldJourno]

Fetid Goiter Curdles Underwear

OK, we're at the point where we're not even pretending this makes sense.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Fondling/Grabbing Crotch University. Il Donald's alma mater!

 

[OldJourno]

Feeding Goldfish Chafe Udders

 

[OldJourno]

Fried Gumbo Cheats Undertaker

 

[OldJourno]

Frosted Gumball Caresses Uterus

 

[OldJourno]

Flashing Giraffe Creates Undertow

 

[OldJourno]

Flatulent Grunters Constipate Unions

 

[OldJourno]

Frigid Grippers Crush Urethras

 

[OldJourno]

Fried Goat's Chewy Upside

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Found God Cruising Uptown

 

[adrina]

Fickle gorillas create unrest.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Wouldn't that be guerrillas?


And fanatical?

 

[Conager]

Fartleking gestational cunts undulate.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

One could even say Fanatical Guerrillas Crave Unrest...

 

[adrina]

Fartleking gestational cunts undulate.

You throw out "fartlek" and you want to alter my gorillas? No I quite like my fickle gorillas. Whether they are creating unrest or not.