Friends: The One With All the Loose Morals...

[doomfinger]

OOC:I'm looking to start an RP where the six friends end up having a big orgy...original, I know The setting is the 8th Season, after Monica and Chandler are married, and Rachel is into the late stages of her pregnancy, Joey is head over heels in love with her, Ross is dealing with being a father again, and Phoebe...well, Phoebe's just Phoebe. I'll be playing Chandler, and I'll start it off. Any who want to join in as any of the other five (we'll start out with them just now, maybe other characters <i.e.- Carol and Susan, Janice, either or both of Rachel's sisters, etc.> can join in later) feel free to do so. But, obviously, only one person can post as a character. Besides keeping things as in-character as possible (considering the goal is an orgy, after all...), anything goes.

IC:

Chandler sat down on the couch in his and Monica's apartment and stretched his back briefly before grabbing the remote and flicking the TV on. "Crap. Crap. Crap," he said, flicking through the channels. After a few minutes, he stuck his tongue in his cheek as he thought.

*Well...Monica is going to be gone for the morning, off shopping with Pheebs...I guess it wouldn't hurt anything...* he thought, standing and walking into the spare bedroom. In there, he opened the closet and began rummaging around until he found his secret shoe box. Inside was the small stash of porn that he'd transfered over from Joey's apartment from when he used to live there. Briefly going through its contents, he picked a video tape, hid the box, and went back into the living room.

Putting the tape in the VCR, Chandler sat back down on the couch and unbuckled and unzipped his pants as the tape began to play. Two young blonde girls appeared on screen, in what was obviously a cheap reproduction of a school classroom; both wore the stereotypical Catholic school girl outfit. Both were young enough that the tape obviously had "Barely Legal" printed on it somewhere, or at least on the box that it had come in, but Chandler had thrown that away ages ago, opting for the more anonymous standard videotape sleeve.

"Ahhh..." Chandler sighed, rubbing his growing erection through the material of his boxers, watching as the girls began to kiss and fondle each other. "There's nothin' like good, old-fashioned, homegrown, girl-on-girl porn!"

 

[plainjane]

Monica

Phoebe and I went shopping together as we often do. I left my hubby home alone today as we headed to the mall. As we strolled down the open area, a SALE sign caught our eyes, and it was a womens clothing store. Just our cup of tea, we thought as we headed in and found ourselves in a shop with exotic lingerie. We broused until Phoebe found something interesting and held it up in front of her and asked "what do you think?"

I thought it would look great on her, and suggested she try it on. Together we went to the dressinhg room and she stripped down to her bra and panties. this was no big deal, we'd done this dozens of times but then she looked at the garment, and decided she needed to be nude so she took off her undergarments and stood there naked in that tiny space, with me sitting there watching her and my mouth droolng and cunt getting wet.

We looked at each other and she just hung the garment on the hook and stepped toward me, into my outstretched arms, and my mouth surrounded one of her tasty nipples as my hands were on her naked ass. Then I licked and sucked the other one as she moaned and sighed and pulled me tight to her bosom.

My hands found their way around to her front and my fingers rubbed her crotch until one of them entered her. She stepped back and looked at me as i fingered her and massaged her clit, and simultaneously we both whispered "I want you"

 

[Peewee12]

Joey

I opened the door to my apartment after getting home from work. I grabbed a beer and sat down in my leather chair. I was kinda tired. I started to flip through the stations and stopped when I saw Baywatch, look at those tits bounceign up and down, I could never get enough of them.

I heard a key in the lock and turned to see Rachel walk in. My heart almost stopped she was so breathtaking. She was the most attractive pregnant woman I have ever seem. I smile and said "How you doin?"

She came and sat down on the couch, and started to rub her feet, I offered to rub them for her and she smiled and said sure. I got up sat down on the couch and began to rub them, I am normally not foot person, but right now I was happy to touch any part of her.

 

[doomfinger]

OOC: Wow. I'm surprised by the immediacy of responses. Thanks guys I guess we'll do a round-robin sort of thing (after someone decides to pick up Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel, I'll post IC again), with me as Chandler, plainjane as Monica, and peewee12 as Joey. Again, thanks.

 

[doomfinger]

OOC: Casting Call

Okay...this goes out to anybody who wants to do so: we need three people to take up the parts of Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross. Anybody is welcome to do so. As far as I know peewee12 and plainjane have taken up the parts of Joey and Monica, respectively, and I am doing the part of Chandler. I'd reeally like some people to take on these three open roles, so that we can continue this. If no one does soon, we'll just continue without an actual individual posing for those three until someone takes up the slack.

 

[Vergis]

Ross

"Look then, if your going to be like this then just Forget it!" I blurted not particularly sure if it was necessary but seeing as I had come in to buy a top shelf magazine I didn't expect to get insulted by the little zit coverd boy behind the counter. How would he know if I put less gel in my hair I'd have a better chance with real women. Geez.

I had finished work a little early and was fully intentional to head back home but as I was only two blocks from my sisters I decided to head over there to see if Chandler had my five bucks from last week. That and to say hello ofcourse.

 

[doomfinger]

Chandler

OOC: Okay, since it's been a little slow, I'll pick up some o' the slack. Oh, and thanks to Vergis for picking up Ross' POV.

IC:

"I got detention for cheating," said the one "school girl", "how about you?"

"For talking back to the teacher," said the other, the actress trying her best to portray shame. It didn't work too well. It didn't matter...it's not like the movie was exactly going to be Oscar material with a title like "The School of Hard-Cocks".

"Oh yeah...you've been a naughty lil' school girl, haven't ya?" Chandler said, continuing to stroke and squeeze himself through his boxers. Suddenly, he heard footsteps approaching the apartment's front door, and froze. The knob turned and the door began to open...

"Oh shit!" Chandler said, leaping to his feet and trying to, unsuccessfully, close his pants. "Mon, I know I said I'd try to stop..."

"Duuuude."

Chandler was already half turned when he realized it was Ross who had entered, not Monica. His face grew a little red, and he uncomfortably cleared his throat. "Um..well...ya' see...," Chandler stuttered. "I was giving myself a testicular exam...with the help of this instructional video..."

"Spank me! I've been a bad, bad girl!" cried one of the girls on screen.

"She, apparently, did the exam wrong...I guess," he said, shrugging. Chandler could see from the look on his brother-in-law's face that he didn't believe him.

 

[Vergis]

Ross walked in as usual, because this was Monica's flat and no one ever locked the door, unless they were all going to look on the roof at a giant baloon while their Turkey was in the oven....

He could only see the back of Chandlers head, which from what was on the telly, was a VERY GOOD THING! After the initial banter, and well lets face it...terrible excuse...Ross saw the funny side of it. Except for one thing.

"Chandler."

"Ok, ok, ok. I know..."

"Where did you get this tape?" Ross asked, recognising the girl in the foreground, and as light suddenly dawned on Chandler, Ross continued, "This is my tape! How could you? First my sister! now this!" Ross was obviously worked up, though as this argument was ultimately a way of getting away from the subject that Ross had just caught his brother-in-law jerking off it seemed like a brilliant distraction...

 

[doomfinger]

Chandler

Chandler looked a little confused as Ross began questioning him about the tape. "Umm...uh...I don't know what you're talkin' about, Ross," he said, absent-mindedly doing up his pants. "I brought that over after I moved in more than a year ago..." And then he paused.

Ross had lived with him and Joey for a little while during his seperation from Emily. "Maybe you left it in our apartment when you moved into Ugly Naked Guy's place?" he suggested. He made an uncomfortable face at the ensuing sounds from the TV: female moans and the sounds of hands smacking against ass-flesh. "You won't mind if I...?" he gestures over his shoulder at the TV, and then hurridly turns the porno off.

 

[Vergis]

"Well I think the word were both looking for is ANYWAY..." Ross puts his bag on the table, unaware that it has unfastened and his porno mag is just visible if someone were to look into the bag. Chandler proceeded to turn off the porno and turn his attnetion back to Ross.

"So were is everyone?" Asked Ross.

"Oh Monica's out shopping with Pheebs, and you've just walked in. Apart from that I dont know."

"Oh, and what plans do you have for this...." Ross stuttered his words, realising that he had already disrupted Chandlers plans for the afternoon. "evening?"

 

[doomfinger]

Chandler

OOC: Just to let everyone know, we're still looking for two more ladies to take up the roles of Phoebe and Rachel. So, anyone who's interested just go ahead and post!

IC:

"This evening?" Chandler asked, rhetorically. "I think Mon and I are just having dinner, as far as I know." He moved across the apartment into the small kitchen, and retrieved a can of pop from the fridge. "You're welcome to join us...if you want." He offered, before taking a sip of his drink.

As he drank, Chandler noticed the magazine sticking slightly out of Ross' bag. *Naughty Mommies ?* Chandler thought to himself, seeing the title of the magazine and the nude, pregnant woman on the front. *I didn't know Ross was into preggos...unless...* He took another drink, thinking of Rachel and her approaching birth.

"So what are your plans for the night?" he asked. "Watching another Discovery Channel special? Gonna' play with your bones?" He was making jokes, as usual, to lighten the mood...especially after what had happened only minutes before.