friend's mom

[girlsonly333]

how do i get my friend's mom in the mood to have some "fun?"

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

how do i get my friend's mom in the mood to have some "fun?"

Bitch slap the hell out of her, rip her clothes off, fuck her in the ass and if she likes it, you won't go to jail.

Now go home, little boy. Geeeze

 

[cjhanz84]

You definitely do not want to betray your friend's trust like that.

There is some sort of commandment when you have a friend that you should follow, that is 'Thou Shalt Not Fuck My Mother'

 

[human_male]

You'd have to invent some kind of machine which transports you into an alternate reality where that sort of thing happens.

 

[Krusos]

Bitch slap the hell out of her, rip her clothes off, fuck her in the ass and if she likes it, you won't go to jail.

Now go home, little boy. Geeeze

Best advice I've read all day. lol

 

[Vixandra]

First, make your friend sign an agreement not to kill you if you fuck one or more of his family members. Hey, why stop at his mom, bet he has a cute auntie or two as well!

Second- make sure friend and any other immediate family are out of town while mom's home. This will prevent annoying walk-ins.

Third- serenade her with "I Will Always Love You" with a 30 peice garage band in the background. Be prepaird to dodge shotgun pellets and/or the cops.

Fourth- what woman would not be aroused by her son's friend's attempts at seduction if put in such light? Go on in when she invites you in for a 'drink.'

Fifth- throw her over the couch arm, bang her from behind til she's cumming like freight train and there's no stopping her. Blow load all over her back.

Sixth- wipe your dick on the couch to clean it and walk out, making sure to thank her for the milk, cookies and a nice fuck on the way.

Seventh- run like ever loving hell because you forgot to put 'will not maim until right before the point of death' in that contract you made your friend sign.

 

[Annelovestocheat]

You'd have to invent some kind of machine which transports you into an alternate reality where that sort of thing happens.

I'll have you know that kinda thing happens in this reality! just ask some of the guys my daughter is friends with. I enjoyed it, and i know they did. heheh

 

[Macdaddy23]

A naughty English mom sexy!!

 

[baller16]

clear violation of the unwritten guy code. your friend reserves the right to kick your ass.

 

[Anne Waters]

The ever popular Roofiecolada comes to mind.

 

[silversacred]

Ask?

 

[Macdaddy23]

That makes sense

 

[plague]

fun?? well i suspect she might enjoy a nice game of scrabble.

if you can get three x's in a row you get lots of points instead of a bullet up your arse by her hubby or your friend.

you know it makes sense.

 

[HawtDeepr46]

friends mom

Bitch slap the hell out of her, rip her clothes off, fuck her in the ass and if she likes it, you won't go to jail.

Now go home, little boy. Geeeze

tff ,

 

[olderwoman]

I must admit that I have the "hots" for one of my sons friends (he's 18)

 

[Irwin34]

I must admit that I have the "hots" for one of my sons friends (he's 18)

Tell us what you would like to do to him.
I have seen your pics you are one hot woman

 

[olderwoman]

Tell us what you would like to do to him.
I have seen your pics you are one hot woman

He knows how I feel I think I scare the hell out of him

 

[Irwin34]

He knows how I feel I think I scare the hell out of him

Oh he is a shy one then. Im shore if you made a move on him he would do what ever you whant.

 

[olderwoman]

Oh he is a shy one then. Im shore if you made a move on him he would do what ever you whant.

Oh he's not shy! I've chatted with him a bit. The temptation is there but I can't act on it (unless my husband suddenly approves )

 

[Irwin34]

Oh he's not shy! I've chatted with him a bit. The temptation is there but I can't act on it (unless my husband suddenly approves )

Have you asked your husband about it?

 

[Macdaddy23]

Play strip poker with her.

 

[olderwoman]

Have you asked your husband about it?

Noooooo....he actually has guessed how I feel and it makes him a bit uneasy my husband is the jealous type, but I'm trying to change that

 

[Irwin34]

Noooooo....he actually has guessed how I feel and it makes him a bit uneasy my husband is the jealous type, but I'm trying to change that

You should get your girl to bring a hot girl around and then your husband can go after her

 

[olderwoman]

You should get your girl to bring a hot girl around and then your husband can go after her

It's my son's friend. and I must resist temptation.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I believe we have "Stiffler's mom" here