French help needed, please!

southpaw77

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Really I hate to ask for help, but there is a review of a friend's band in French and I have NO idea what it says. Would someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be kind enough to translate? Or at least let me know if it's good or bad...? A million thanks!

A l'attaque les fréluqués... Les amerlocs reviennent à la charge...Et moi LéA tout comme Jeannette, je vais vous libérer de cette horreur...
Bon, peut-être pas tout de suite, vu les gueules des mecs de STARCHILD... (ils sont peut-être que 3 mais on sent bien que ce sont pas des relations à avoir tout de suite) Et puis de toute façon, leur musique n'est pas si désagréable au demeurant...
Un peu de BLACK SABBATH, un peu de mélodie sournoise, un petit peu de talent quand même !!!!
Les songs sont assez rentre-dedans dans un registre plus GRAND MAGUS et des soubresauds à la mord moi le noeud... (si vous voyez ce que je veux dire) qui ont vraiment la pêche (oui je sais, c'est la saison)
La pochette , comme tout le design de l'emballage est signé le grand MALLEUS... Superbe nouvelle orientation des dessins qui laisse augurer du pire (et là, c'est du meilleur qu'il s'agit)....
Bon, je dois vous avouer quelque chose, patou chéri m'a demandé sincèrement, de pas en faire trop...
(si vous voyez ce que je veux dire...!!! Je m'y tiens, mais c'est dur, de pas balancer...!!!)

C'était LéA" que voici que voilà". pour PSYCOTIC . S . T . 6,5/10
www.starchild777.com
 
From what I can decipher with my rudimentary french is that the reviewer was pleasantly surprised and made some comparisons with other bands and styles.

looks to be a B+ or so.
 
MCunnilinguist said:
From what I can decipher with my rudimentary french is that the reviewer was pleasantly surprised and made some comparisons with other bands and styles.

looks to be a B+ or so.

Hey - that's not bad! Thank you! :rose:
 
I read the title as saying "French maid needed, please"

I was honestly confused by the first post.

I need to drink more coffee before reading Lit. *nods*
 
LOL My hubby's horny enough without a french maid around! I don't need those kinds of obligations!
:D
 
plasticman33 said:
Calling DejaNu!!!:D

am here! lol

oh here we go...

the americans (sort of) get back in forces... and me LéA like Jeannette, am going to liberate you from that horror...
well maybe not because of the look of those STARCHILD guys (they are maybe only 3 but we can feel thats not relations to get now) in french too it dont really make sense And anyway, their music is not so bad. A bit like BLACK SABBATH, some cute melody and a bit of talent too!!!
The songs have a good hang in a bigger registry than GRAND MAGUS and some nifty sound effects.
The album cover, like all desing of the package is sign by le grand MALLEUS... Superb new orientation in the design that let us thing of worse (when in reality its the best)...
Then, I must say something, Patou have asked me not to make too much (I do as he asks even if its hard to hold on!!!)

a very confusing reveiw lol
 
Freya said:
He's not Canadian. He's French.

Last time I checked I still don't need a passport to get into ontario.... ;)

And SP, the review was ok, saying they had some talent, and compared them to black sabbath. There was some personal junk tossed in, and she suggested the cd cover was very good, and gave them a score of 6.5/10.

:D

Edit: And I'm not french, though speak it...LOL
 
DéjàNu said:
am here! lol

oh here we go...

the americans (sort of) get back in forces... and me LéA like Jeannette, am going to liberate you from that horror...
well maybe not because of the look of those STARCHILD guys (they are maybe only 3 but we can feel thats not relations to get now) in french too it dont really make sense And anyway, their music is not so bad. A bit like BLACK SABBATH, some cute melody and a bit of talent too!!!
The songs have a good hang in a bigger registry than GRAND MAGUS and some nifty sound effects.
The album cover, like all desing of the package is sign by le grand MALLEUS... Superb new orientation in the design that let us thing of worse (when in reality its the best)...
Then, I must say something, Patou have asked me not to make too much (I do as he asks even if its hard to hold on!!!)

a very confusing reveiw lol

Very confusing :rolleyes:
 
DéjàNu said:
am here! lol

oh here we go...

the americans (sort of) get back in forces... and me LéA like Jeannette, am going to liberate you from that horror...
well maybe not because of the look of those STARCHILD guys (they are maybe only 3 but we can feel thats not relations to get now) in french too it dont really make sense And anyway, their music is not so bad. A bit like BLACK SABBATH, some cute melody and a bit of talent too!!!
The songs have a good hang in a bigger registry than GRAND MAGUS and some nifty sound effects.
The album cover, like all desing of the package is sign by le grand MALLEUS... Superb new orientation in the design that let us thing of worse (when in reality its the best)...
Then, I must say something, Patou have asked me not to make too much (I do as he asks even if its hard to hold on!!!)

a very confusing reveiw lol

Oh, you are a goddess! Thank you, thank you! :kiss: :rose: :rose:
 
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