Freeing Suez Canal ship will lead to more happy endings

[SithLordSexyPants1]

https://nypost.com/2021/03/29/ship-carrying-sex-toys-among-blocked-vessels-in-suez-canal/

Ship carrying sex toys among hundreds of blocked vessels in Suez Canal

 

[ydahecnot]

“Cock” blocked

 

[beachbaby179]

They had fun writing that article. Happy ending...climax...frustrated... lol!

 

[Dribble]

They got it freed. One of the ships was carrying 20 cargo containers of anal lube. One of the guys in charge scratched his head...and said damn...maybe...so the lubed up the bow of the ship...and slammed it home with the tugs.

 

[ydahecnot]

That sounds apocryphal

 

[mynameisben]

It was like passing the world's largest kidney stone.


Ben

 

[Guyblue82]

If I've learned anything from pornhub, it's that you just need to spit on it and shove

 

[mickyp123]

Some W️ Got distracted copping a stern view, the last massive ship to go down began with Tit