Bidin~Time
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I live in the country, and the deer herd that have adopted my backyard as their personal grazing territory drive him nuts. It isn't so much that he dislikes deer, or their grazing habits, it's that he sees them as a potential meal. Or at least I think that's what's goin on inside his twisted, egomanical little mind. So, from dusk til dawn all I accomplish is opening the door to let him outside, only to find that 3 minutes later he wants back in. He is shocked and appallled to discover that the heat in the house doesn't extend to the great out of doors, and lord forbid his toes get cold (or wet)!
When he comes back inside, he's cranky, having had to realize he isn't Clarence the Cross-eyed Lion afterall, and his hunting, stalking abilities, however good, just aren't good enough to bring down a full grown doe.
So, before I tack his yellow hide to the wall, would anyone like a yellow tabby, alley cat suffering from a slight Napoleonic complex??
When he comes back inside, he's cranky, having had to realize he isn't Clarence the Cross-eyed Lion afterall, and his hunting, stalking abilities, however good, just aren't good enough to bring down a full grown doe.
So, before I tack his yellow hide to the wall, would anyone like a yellow tabby, alley cat suffering from a slight Napoleonic complex??
