Free Compliments

[SusanJillParker]

Do you remember how your mother always complimented you, no matter how bad you looked?

Well, I'm here to start your day with a compliment.

No matter who you are or what you look like, I'm here to give you my sincerest compliment.

What better way to start your day than with a stranger complimenting you?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Thank God!

Is it okay to submit the names of worthy AH members who get few or no applause?

 

[SusanJillParker]

Thank God!

Is it okay to submit the names of worthy AH members who get few or no applause?

Yes, (curtsying). Thank you for being first to submit my name.

Now for your compliment. Ready?

"Unlike Donald Trumps little hands, you have a big, manly hand."

Of course, I'd have to see your other hand to make a full determination and disclosure. You do have two hands, don't you? And I see by your gun grip that you're right handed too.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Yes, (curtsying). Thank you for being first to submit my name.

Now for your compliment. Ready?

"Unlike Donald Trumps little hands, you have a big, manly hand."

Of course, I'd have to see your other hand to make a full determination and disclosure. You do have two hands, don't you? And I see by your gun grip that you're right handed too.

It takes 2 hands to hold a whopper.

Some here make do with tweezers.

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

Not my mother. I hesitate to call her mother. She never complimented me, that's why now nothing I do is ever good enough to me. I write, then second guess everything written thinking it's a pile of crap.
I honestly think she has NPD.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Do you remember how your mother always complimented you, no matter how bad you looked?

Well, I'm here to start your day with a compliment.

No matter who you are or what you look like, I'm here to give you my sincerest compliment.

What better way to start your day than with a stranger complimenting you?

Well, thank you. Altho it's the end of my day, but what a nice way to finish. And I hope you end your day as happily as I just finished up mine. Have a wonderful evening yourself

 

[SusanJillParker]

Well, thank you. Altho it's the end of my day, but what a nice way to finish. And I hope you end your day as happily as I just finished up mine. Have a wonderful evening yourself

At the risk of alienating yourself from the AH regulars, you're very kind as well as very brave to make a post to my thread.

Let's home your kindness and braveness is not foolish on your part and misinterpreted by some of the maladjusted types who haunt this site.

May you befriend a butterfly (I like butterfies).

 

[ChloeTzang]

May you befriend a butterfly (I like butterfies).

Thankyou. I love butterflies .... as for the rest, well, history is history and that's between you guys .... me, I'm just learning as I go.

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[Kimikimidoll]

Not my mother. I hesitate to call her mother. She never complimented me, that's why now nothing I do is ever good enough to me. I write, then second guess everything written thinking it's a pile of crap.
I honestly think she has NPD.

We must be related somehow because that's my mom in a nutshell too. I don't even know whether to dump the blame on her or myself. I remember trying to make my hair look nice in the mirror, trying out a new hairstyle when I was little. She would always scowl and say I looked ugly and I can't do anything right. Till now I don't like trying anything new, it's the same twist up bun since I was in 5th grade.

I like monkeys. You're super cool for sharing your coffee with them.

 

[SusanJillParker]

We must be related somehow because that's my mom in a nutshell too. I don't even know whether to dump the blame on her or myself. I remember trying to make my hair look nice in the mirror, trying out a new hairstyle when I was little. She would always scowl and say I looked ugly and I can't do anything right. Till now I don't like trying anything new, it's the same twist up bun since I was in 5th grade.

I like monkeys. You're super cool for sharing your coffee with them.

I have your mother beat (lol).

My Mom was a stripper and a prostitute. She'd rather spend her money on booze and on drugs than on food.

I spent my childhood watching reruns on a small black and white TV. My pets were the roaches and spiders that hid in corners and climbed up the walls.

I never expected a gift for my birthday, new clothes for Easter, and nothing for Christmas, not even a tree most years. The only Thanksgiving meal we had was the one I made when I was 13 but no one showed up to enjoy it.

My Mom was fucking some guy at a hotel and my brothers were out doing God knows what.

I wore my brothers old clothes to school. Having been made fun of all my life, I learned to fight early.

Now my Mom wants to be part of my life but I figure she just wants something.

 

[SusanJillParker]

We must be related somehow because that's my mom in a nutshell too. I don't even know whether to dump the blame on her or myself. I remember trying to make my hair look nice in the mirror, trying out a new hairstyle when I was little. She would always scowl and say I looked ugly and I can't do anything right. Till now I don't like trying anything new, it's the same twist up bun since I was in 5th grade.

I like monkeys. You're super cool for sharing your coffee with them.

Oops. Sorry. I forgot to give you your compliment.

I love your lips. I wish I had your lips.

 

[Gwanji16]

Very kind

Why, thank you, Susan Jill Parker! This is a very nice thing you are doing here. Sorry about your mother and that dynamic, but you turned out to be a gem. The resilience of some people amazes and humbles me. Have a great Sunday!

 

[SusanJillParker]

Why, thank you, Susan Jill Parker! This is a very nice thing you are doing here. Sorry about your mother and that dynamic, but you turned out to be a gem. The resilience of some people amazes and humbles me. Have a great Sunday!

A gem? Thank you. Most times I feel like a dirty diamond in the rough.

My saving grace and my salvation is that I truly believe that there's a reason for everything. Had my marriage worked out, I'd be married with kids instead of writing erotica.

Had my mother not be incestuous with her four sons, I wouldn't have a clue of the perversions that go on in the world.

Had my ex-husband not coerced me to participate in the swinging lifestyle, I would have been shocked by people's peccadilloes for sex.

Now enlightened, I write erotica. Now enlightened, I don't feel above the fray but part of the sexual lunacy that are humans.

Now for your compliment.

You are a very kind, gracious, and insightful person. Thank you for making a post to my thread.

Fresh out of the oven, I made pizza if you'd like a piece.

 

[Sir Victor]

I don't trust anything for free and I don't trust people who compliment they probably just want something in return. You can't trick me!

 

[SusanJillParker]

I don't trust anything for free and I don't trust people who compliment they probably just want something in return. You can't trick me!

Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.

You're right. You caught me.

I started this thread on the chance that you'd happen by and here you are.

You're right, I do want something. I want to have sex with your gorgeous, naked body.

Alas, it's ruined now. I'm too mortified to go through with the sex. I feel like such a fool. I feel like such a pathetic slut.

I need to find a Trump rally. I heard there's one in Pennsylvania. Maybe I'd feel better if, while talking to him, he grabbed my pussy.

 

[ChloeTzang]

I need to find a Trump rally. I heard there's one in Pennsylvania.

Well, you'd meet me with my little friend..... looking for Hillary signs to use for target practice .... she giggles wildly...

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[ChloeTzang]

But wasn't this thread supposed to be about compliments and cupcakes? (Chloe plays soothing music, brings out the jasmine tea, smiles).

"Let's all have a nice cup of tea, I've got some egg rolls somewhere here ... ahhh, here they are, help yourself." Passes plate around..... "Now, did we all have a nice day, I know I did, it was beautiful and sunny and I got to write lots and even ate some icecream to reward myself....got one story done, putting it aside to edit later in the week after I get the second one finished. And how was your day?""

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I don't trust anything for free and I don't trust people who compliment they probably just want something in return. You can't trick me!

"And so good to see you here to, Susan's having a little party. Have some tea and some of Susan's cupcakes, unless maybe you'd like an eggroll? Or a coffee if you'd like something stronger than Jasmine Tea? This is fun, isn't it? If it's too quiet, we can always liven things up by ..... hmmm, maybe not."

 

[SusanJillParker]

It's always good to say something nice about someone, even if it's a politician. If you can't say anything nice, you shouldn't say anything at all. Just smile.

"Nice hair, Mr. Trump. I like your pants suit, Hillary. You're wife if so pretty, Donald. Bill is helping a lot of poor and needy people with his foundation."

Why is Susan always smiling?

Don't ask.

 

[Kimikimidoll]

It's always good to say something nice about someone, even if it's a politician. If you can't say anything nice, you shouldn't say anything at all. Just smile.

"Nice hair, Mr. Trump. I like your pants suit, Hillary. You're wife if so pretty, Donald. Bill is helping a lot of poor and needy people with his foundation."

Why is Susan always smiling?

Don't ask.

Because Susan is a kind and genuine person, that's why she's always smiling

 

[SusanJillParker]

Because Susan is a kind and genuine person, that's why she's always smiling

Wow! Thank you. I am always smiling.
I used to think it was from the lunacy that runs in my family but maybe I'm just happy.

I like your hair. You smell like rose petals. You're so very pretty.

 

[Kimikimidoll]

Wow! Thank you. I am always smiling.
I used to think it was from the lunacy that runs in my family but maybe I'm just happy.

I like your hair. You smell like rose petals. You're so very pretty.

I'm so glad I haven't put up my newest avatar, you'd be at a loss for words.

 

[seth6138]

I could use one or two..please

 

[SusanJillParker]

I could use one or two..please

Obviously by your long, lean, tanned body, you're a sailor. Your eyes are as blue as the sea. With your eyes surveying the sea, when you're on land, you never appear comfortable.

Had he known you then, Hemingway would have written a novel about you, Seafaring Seth and the Sea.

Sea Wrath

"Seafaring Sailors, staunch stalwart whalers,
Watch weathered, white waves wistfully wash,
Sunrise on sunset, on sandy shores sets
Waterfront warehouses on wooden wharves.

Seaweed and seashells, on sandy surf swells,
Splashes and surges, spraying its spume.
Doomed! Sea fearing sailors, scared shipwrecked whalers,
Watch weathered, white waves wakefully wash,

Waterfront warehouse on wooden wharves
Stand worried women, sad weeping widows,
Woe wicked waters, so wrathfully you wash,
Withering the wreathes against wooden wharves."

by BostonFictionWriter

 

[Sir Victor]

Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.

You're right. You caught me.

I started this thread on the chance that you'd happen by and here you are.

You're right, I do want something. I want to have sex with your gorgeous, naked body.

Alas, it's ruined now. I'm too mortified to go through with the sex. I feel like such a fool. I feel like such a pathetic slut.

I need to find a Trump rally. I heard there's one in Pennsylvania. Maybe I'd feel better if, while talking to him, he grabbed my pussy.

I like pathetic sluts so lets have sex!

I've heard that some naughty girls like it when I grab their pussy, are you one of those girls?

 

[Sir Victor]

But wasn't this thread supposed to be about compliments and cupcakes? (Chloe plays soothing music, brings out the jasmine tea, smiles).

"Let's all have a nice cup of tea, I've got some egg rolls somewhere here ... ahhh, here they are, help yourself." Passes plate around..... "Now, did we all have a nice day, I know I did, it was beautiful and sunny and I got to write lots and even ate some icecream to reward myself....got one story done, putting it aside to edit later in the week after I get the second one finished. And how was your day?""

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"And so good to see you here to, Susan's having a little party. Have some tea and some of Susan's cupcakes, unless maybe you'd like an eggroll? Or a coffee if you'd like something stronger than Jasmine Tea? This is fun, isn't it? If it's too quiet, we can always liven things up by ..... hmmm, maybe not."

Hi beautiful, I'd love some coffee, cupcakes and eggrolls ... are you going to play some music for us?