France...What A Joke!!

[Irishdragon]

Is there a country on the face of the earth more difficult than France? I bring this up because of a series of new films that will be released by the French, in which some of the filmmakers have argued that an attack on the American people is acceptable because America is governed by the people. They argue that if a country were at war with the US, then it would be acceptable to attack the civilians of the country, because you would be in essance attacking the governing body.

This is just another backstab by these "supposed" allies of America. Here in Philadelphia a man killed his girlfriend and then fled to France for 20 years, and when found, they refused to turn him over for fear of him facing the death penalty!!!!

They will bitch and moan at us for years, but as soon as somebody invades their country again they become our best friends.

Your thoughts????

 

[Siren]

 

[HeavyStick]

I could make a fortune selling soap to the french......I need to put directions on the package though...

 

[deliciously_naughty]

they're so.....french

I lived there for a month and I do think they have their good points...


I have to hand it to them...the people there are much more involved in politics than we are. They have at least 5 political parties and the average person is very well informed.

They know and care more about what is happenning outside their own backyard. The newscasts are two hours long and discuss in detail not only what's going on in france, but in the rest of the world as well.

It is required of all school children to become at least bilingual if not trilingual. They do not assume (as we do) that everyone should speak their language and see the value in learning other peoples languagues. (can't spell...haven't slept enough)

Beautiful country

 

[Dillinger]

I AM THE KING OF FRANCE!

Off with your heads.

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[HeavyStick]

I'll sell them moisturizing water.....

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Just sell them deodorizers....but that would be genocide.

 

[Siren]

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Just sneak odor eaters into their shoes at night....can you imagine it? an entire country vanishes at dawn.

 

[Dillinger]

viva la revolution !!

I believe it would be YOUR HEAD that got off'd.

Oh right... I forgot... how 'bout this:

I AM THE RED QUEEN!!! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

 

[scrymettet]

That's why they invented perfumes ?
but because the wines, Cognac, Calvados : they will be forgiven

 

[Lasher]

They argue that if a country were at war with the US, then it would be acceptable to attack the civilians of the country, because you would be in essance attacking the governing body.

Jeeez. Damn French. What kind of people would send bombers day and night to blow the bejesus out of the people of another country just 'cause they was at war?

These damn French are just crazy coming up with stuff like that.

 

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[HeavyStick]

Re: Re: France...What A Joke!!

Jeeez. Damn French. What kind of people would send bombers day and night to blow the bejesus out of the people of another country just 'cause they was at war?

These damn French are just crazy coming up with stuff like that.

yeah no kidding.... heaven forbid you go after the SOB's for killing thousands of innocent people from 58+ countries, whose only crime was being in a building.

 

[Dillinger]

Yeah - first the English steal from France (did it with Le Morde De Arthur too) - then Disney steals it from the English. Then we all have to pay for it. Screwed all around.

 

[Siren]

 

[scrymettet]

two proverbs:
from Gernany:
" To be well as God in France"
from Belgium
"France without Frenchmen would be a good country"

 

[Siren]

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Here's one.....

Why don't the French have rearview mirrors?

Because they are two-faced.

 

[scrymettet]

Hahaha Sycmetters.


Here's one from Frenchmen towards Belgium.....


How many Belgiums does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who is screwing in Belgium, they are all eating chocolate.

hahahaha

jalous ? BELGIUM chocolate now, I can do it

 

[Dillinger]

This is what hell is. It is where the cook are british, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the bureaucrats are Italian and the engineers are French.

 

[scrymettet]

This is what hell is. It is where the cook are british, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the bureaucrats are Italian and the engineers are French.

not Hell : European Community (CEE)